Alice is me

Hi my name is Alice Carson.
I live in LaPush, Washington.
I love working on cars and reading Twilight.
I'am on Team Alice, Jasper, and Edward
Loves to all
ALICE CARSON


IF YOU ARE A TWILIGHT FAN PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Jasper!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Jasper Hale with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Jasper to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Yello, shiny Porsches make me squel like a fan girl. (Jasper rides with alice all the time)
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Jasper would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Jasper can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Jasper was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Jasper!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Jasper I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Jasper felt that I loved him ... And he winked at me!!!
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called herion TWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Jasper in my head, too
25.I named all my dogs after Jacob Black and his friends.(NOT REALLY I HATE JACOB AND HIS FRIENDS BESIDES SETH)
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GOT TO LOVE JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Change as you please.......
on your on porfile PLEASE
OH &
PLEASE respect peoples opions.......

1. Because he's Jasper Hale!!!!!!!!!
2. Because he's a vampire.

3. Because he sparkles in the sunlight.

4. Because he's a vegetarian.

5. Because he wants to suck my blood.

6. Because he loves baseball.

7. Because he wants to protect his virtue.

8. Because he prefers brunettes.

9. Because he watches you in your sleep.

10. Because !!!!!!!!

11. Because he dazzles girls frequently.

12. Because he's a non-emo musician.

13. Because he has an extensive vocabulary.

14. Because he's unique in a cool, un-emo/goth/schoolshooter way.

15. Because he has pretty eyes. (that change colors!) *swoons*

16. Because he's old fashioned.

17. Because he's uber smart.

18. Because he's stronger than Superman.

19. Because he plays the piano perfectly.

20. Because he had green eyes when he was a human.

21. Because he drives a shiny volvo.

22. Because he has bronze hair.

23. Because he loves his family.

24. Because he is a pessimist.

25. Because he is able to lift full-sized vans with one-hand.

26. Because he drives over the speed-limit (mine, ahaha).

27. Because he's completely unselfish.

28. Because he's got style.

29. Because he has a car for only 'special occasions'

30. Because he'd rather be ripped to death than live without Bella.

31. Because you can practically smell his testosterone.

32. Because he has incredible powers of persuasion.

33. Because he would DIE for you.

34. Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.

35. Because he makes being a hostage fun.


26. Because he can read people's minds....

37. Because he sings you to sleep.

38. Because kryptonite doesn't bother him

39. Because he can read your mind

40. Because he is the modern day Romeo.

41. Because he makes girls' hearts want to jump out of their bodies and tap
dance.

42. Because he promises 'Forever'

43. Because he has amazing self-restraint

44. Because he is every teenage girls fantasy

45. Because he holds you when you are asleep

46. Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion

47. Because he growls. 'nuff said.

48. Because, inwardly, we all have a thing for bloodplay

49. Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.

50. Because even after a century, he can still look utterly bewildered

51. Because he's rock-hard. (don't bother giggling, the pun is intended)

52. Because only a vampire can love you forever.

53. Because mood swings are hot.

54. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.

55. Because he's the vampire who wants to be good.


56. Because he'd very happily break Jacob Black's face.

57. Because he will never leave you, even if you kiss another guy.

58. Because he runs faster than lightning speed.

59. Because he wants to save your soul.

60. Because he can climb into your room through your window

61. Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe

62. Because his breath smells like Heaven

63. Because he wouldn't die in a plane crash (and wouldn't let you die in one
either)

64. Because he has a beautiful crooked smile.

65. Because he has skin like marble that glitters like diamonds in the sun.

66. Because he growls!

67. Because he is an angel.

68. Because he has passionate emotions.

69. Because he isn't afraid to admit said emotions.

70. Because he has a melodic chuckle.

71. Because he has perfect handwriting

72. Because he makes sarcasm sexy.

73. Because, even though he doesn't eat food, he still watches the Food
Network (check out the deleted scenes on SM's webbie, y'all.)

74. Because only he can pull off a volvo.

75. Because he can stay up all night. *winks*

76. Because vampires are forever.

77. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.

78. Because he's not a werewolf.

79. Because vampires never looked so good.

80. He makes Austin Martins sexy.

81. He even makes old Chevy pick up trucks sexy!

82. Because he will never ever EVER let you get hurt

83. Because he bites.

84. Because he uses words like "unequivocally" in every day conversation

85. Because he will never have morning breath

86. Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps.

87. Because he kisses well even without tongue (imagine how he is with tongue!)

88. Because he'll love you forever, and he'll never let you go.

89. Because he's charming beyond compare.

90. Because he has an extensive vocabulary.

91. Because he's unique

92. Because he has pretty eyes

93. Because he plays the piano perfectly.

94. Because he had green eyes when he was a human.

95. Because he drives a shiny volvo.

96. Because he's old fashioned.

97. Because he is stronger than Superman.

98. Because he has blond hair

99. Because he loves his family

100. Because he is a pessimist

101. Because he is able to lift full-sized vans with one hand.

102. Because he's completely unselfish

103. Because he's got style

104. Because he has a car for only 'special occasions'

105. Because he can read your mind

106. Because he'd rather be ripped to death than live without Bella.

107. Because you can practically smell his testosterone.

108. Because he has incredible powers of persuasion.

109. Because he would DIE for you.

110. Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.

111. Because he makes being a hostage fun.

112. Because he can read people's minds

113. Because he sings you to sleep.

114. Because he is the modern day Romeo.

115. Because he makes girls' hearts want to jump out of their bodies and tap dance.

116. Because he promises 'Forever'

117. Because he has amazing self-restraint

118. Because he is every teenage girls fantasy

119. Because he holds you when you are asleep

120. Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion

121. Because vegetarians are always the best

122. Because he's slowly learning not to be broody

123. Because, inwardly, we all have a thing for bloodplay

123. Because he's ice-cold.

124. Because even after a century, he can still look utterly bewildered

125. Because he understands the need for a 'personal space heater'.

126. Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.

127. Because who else would allow a turn-of-the-century wedding?

128. Not more than five please! Too many to add! I'll pick your best.

129. Because only a vampire can love you forever.

130. Because mood swings are hot.

131. Because he hates Wuthering Heights.

132. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.

133. Because he's the vampire who wants to be good.

134. Because he'll never tell your secrets.

135. Because he'd very happily break Jacob Black's face.

136. Because he will never leave you, Even if you kiss another guy.

137. Because he runs faster than lightning speed.

138. Because he wants to save your soul.

139. Because he can climb into your room through your window.

140. Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe

141. Because his breath smells like Heaven

142. He won't let you die in one either

143. Because he has a beautiful crooked smile.

144. Because he has skin like marble that glitters like diamonds in the sun.

145. Because he growls!

146. Because he smells so heavenly.

147. Because he's not afraid of committment! Even for forever!

148. Oh, I didn't see the post before me. Some of these double up. Oh well!

149. Because he is an angel.

150. Because he has passionate emotions.

151. Because he isn't afraid to admit said emotions.

152. Because he has a melodic chuckle.

153. Because he has perfect handwriting.

154. Because he makes sarcasm sexy.

155. Because, even though he doesn't eat food, he still watches the Food Network

156. Because only he can pull off a volvo.

157. Because he can stay up all night.

158. Because he is there forever.

159. Because he can dazzle me.

160. Because he kisses well even without tongue

161. Because he'll love you forever, and he'll never let you go.

162. Because he uses words like "unequivocally" in every day conversation

163. Because he will never have morning breath

164. Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps =D!

165. Because he will never ever EVER let you get hurt

167. BECAUSE HE BITES!