About

This is biscuit! Aka, John. His a bad little guy!
“I’m John Carl Biscuits, I’m a night mare!!”
I’m a midnight unicorn, I’m like a unicorn but the exact opposite.
I don’t do peace and dreams like unicorns, I do chaos and night terrors heart
Discord: shadow_pony

Sometimes, apples, sugar cube, smooths out the little guy
Night mares are usually female however I was rare and bore as male.
I’m a little horse from darkness and shadows.
Don’t let my small size and cute demure fool you!
I’m dangerous! I’m a force of nature!
Where does biscuits live within Gaia, Barton town farms, but goes to
Dreamland often or chatterbox. His mostly at CB to cause turmoil or trouble.
His not very good at causing nightmares since his a little problem.

This art is biscuits and his wife taming the little chaos
Name: John Carl Biscuits
Age: 300 (32 in human years)
Height: 4 feet tall (even)
Species: horse/unicorn
Type of horse: nightmare/ shadow pony
Blood color: blue
Owner/wife: Tanrei Kaname
Eye color: blue
Discord: shadow_pony
Favorite foods: sloppy joes, biscuits, breakfast foods
Baked beans, your Gaia girls, sugar cubes
Job: visit dreams and cause nightmares
Gaia family members:
Older brother: Crimson-Miz
Wife/owner: Tanrei Kaname
Sister: Hydroxyn

Colorized, 2025, this picture was biscuits going toe to toe with His older
Brother Over a hot heated argument over whose turn it was for Xbox

Art information: his basically this but 4 ft tall in scale :3
Little guy “biscuits” as most gaians call him is a small, little terror of CB, his mostly on chatterbox with the solo purpose to cause a huge shitstorms, trolling, utter nonsense or to simply terrorize the community of CB.

Lore: this picture was the day they met and soon married after
Image below is a great example how chatterbox looks in biscuit’s wake

This little s**t could easily be tamed or calmed reasonably if he was properly fed attention or otherwise, “loved” by Gaian girl. However, no female has claimed him as he’ll continue to terrorize the CB community.

Lore: “biscuits enters a magic girl dream, he was mistaken as a plushie”

Lore: a five year old draw this image as biscuits often feeds off fear from children as
A nightmare, this is a kid’s drawing of biscuits heart

Here’s little guy biscuits holding one of his 8 babies, that he made with a lucky Gaian girl named T.K. heart
This baby was his favorite baby (Josie)
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@misterbiscuitsmaker?_t=ZP-8w1dEPmferG&_r=1
Join my TikTok and follow me
Discord: shadow_pony
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The man behind the character, the man beyond Gaia:
Here’s my stats: as followed irl;
I have a job, 15/hr at Hardee’s (on my way to shift lead)
I have a x-wife after 14 years, two kids
She left for more money and f** my best friend
Savings up to 350
1992, 32
Cancer
No home, no car but I have stuff
Live with former stepdad who molested me as a kid
Also, I’m in Tennessee with a TikTok
Here’s what I looking like! I’m Jon irl but please call me biscuits
Owned and tamed by Tanrei Kaname
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I understand completely where you’re coming from. I ain’t like that.
So, I suppose I should be transparent and clear about where I’m coming from and who I am.
I’m Jon, I’ve recently divorced. I do have two kids.
I’ve met my ex-wife at 17 and been married with two kids since the last 14 years. She ended up cheating on me with my best friend from childhood. It wasn’t about sex but money. This all happened during June of 2024.
My ex-wife took the kids, my car, cleaned out the bank account.
Anyway, at the time, I had a great paying job making about 4,000 a month.
That’s 18/hr, 12 hour shifts, 5 days a week.
(The company was flower’s bakery in Knoxville)
There were signs as I recall but I knew better.
I ended quiting due to stress of what was happening with my life and wife.
I’ve ended up homeless in Knoxville for 3 months but i still had a job regardless, I worked at kfc and I had a storage unit.
However, I was lucky enough to reunite with my former stepdad and stayed with him since October. We both had to move out by spring anyway. Apparently, nanny’s house was sold to family.
During my stay I was working at Hardee’s in sevierville and saving up about 1,000 in savings.
Well, until recently I ended up dating the asst. manager (my gf).
She gotten a new place and rent was 500 a month. So, i paid her in advance 500 for rent. Then, another 500 in utilities. Well, she was promoted the same week I moved in and someone reported an inappropriate relationship between crew and management. She ended up firing me cause me to lose my job, home and girlfriend. lol 😂
But, that was 2? 3 weeks ago? But, I work at Abry’s now. I live in the budget inn cause I refuse to return to Knoxville and be homeless. I do weekly rent now, but I’m paid weekly.
I supposed to swear off women due to my ex-wife and recent drama with my ex-girlfriend cause my pact with my older brother who’s been helping me out and saving my a**.
Since October however I’ve been exclusively dating online anyway. I was con’d out of 80 bucks not knowing any better thinking someone was coming over but they never showed up and ended up ghosting me.
But, I’ve been back on Gaia since my return to my hometown cause it felt right to reconnect with my hometown and Gaia. It’s kinda poetic. I think so. lol 😂
I’ve dated a few “online” gaians exclusively before I’ve talked to my manager. You can talk to my Gaian wife, too. She can confirmed all this as fact. She’s my very good friend and she’s a great and mature person for a Gaian. She even helped me out in my problems.
Anyway, I’ve chosen to exclusively online due to many things and reason such sexual harassment or other wise avoiding being “creepy”. I ain’t a creep. However, I’ve told many that if you end up ghosting or blocking me for any reason is to at least let me know why as feedback so I can work on myself otherwise just tell me what I need to correct openly. Despite having this conversation with at least, 3 gaians, I’ve been ghosted or blocked.
(A few week, a few months nor 14 years means nothing to a woman nowadays)
But, I’m open to date again or try to or whatever. It’s up to you. I ain’t a bad guy maybe bad luck. But, I ain’t bad.
I don’t have much. I’m more than willing to try. You can talk to my Gaian wife, and you can talk to my other very close friend, she’s like my Gaian sister. She even helped me out, too.
Sorry, for the long message but I think this should cover where I’ve, who I am, or at least, where I’m coming from. I’m looking but I haven’t exactly had the best opportunity nor luck with women.
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And you are adorable heart