About
The Bakery of boops
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✦ ❝ Yes, the rumors are all true. ❞
It’s not my fault you’re obsessed — or a little in love with me.
I get it. I’m chaotic, cute, and hard to forget. That’s on you, babe.
✦ You can call me Hal. Or Potato. Or that girl you swore you'd block
but still peek at through an alt. Call me whatever — just don’t call me late for dinner.
✦ Been here since 2004. I disappear. I reappear. I haunt timelines
like a glitch in the Gaia matrix. Don’t get too comfy… or do.
I’m not your mom.
✦ I suck at bios but I’m loud in the room and louder in the silence.
You’ll either vibe with me or you won’t — I’m not here to audition.
✦ I don’t chase drama, but it keeps writing fanfiction about me.
I advocate for mental health ‘cause I’ve lived it, lost people to it,
and survived more than once. Still here. Still fighting. Still fabulous.
✦ I’ve got BPD. I feel *everything* like a flood. That means I love hard,
cry weird, and hit caps lock mid-heartbreak. Don’t take it personal —
I’m healing out loud.
✦ If you stuck around, thanks for riding the chaos wave.
If not? Thanks for the cameo. Catch me in your “recent visitors.”
Contact me?
Discord thunderburd_666
