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Dugongs Crabs
Quotes [From Fanfictions, My Friends, and Just About Everything Else]
Axel "It was a cruel sensation indeed that ran through your every nerve when you made the journey from almost complete darkness to the stark and unblemished reality of the castle - like an unexpected kick to the groin, except with less grunting and clutching of your junk." - from the fanfiction "Support" on AFF.net
Axel Demyx “Yeah, I do. What does that have to do with running around half-naked?” “Damn it, Demyx, I’m not half-naked!"
- Same as above
Axel Marluxia, the kinky b*****d, kept chasing me down the hallways of the castle with women's underwear. The fetishes that man has, I swear. - AFF.net story "Organization 101"
Axel Alright. Onto to plan B. Even when the kid was asleep, he was molesting me. - AFF.net story "Organization 101"
Axel I was ******** molesting the kid in his sleep, and I didn't care if that might be morally wrong. Since when did I have them? - AFF.net story "Organization 101"
`Cyanide jellybean` Meheheh! - `Cyanide Jellybean`, reading the above fanfiction
`Cyanide Jellybean`'s Mom No, you can't have any vodka. Your brother drank it all. - My mom, after I jokingly asked for some vodka for my orange juice [I'm almost fourteen, my brother is seventeen]
Roxas "Who goes to taco bell and comes back with a boyfriend instead of tacos?!" - AFF.net Story Finding Your Inner Magician: For Dummies!
Radioactive_Arsenic Take this spiked club *hands you club* and this bag of gunpowder and rum *hands you bag* and you know...take no prisoners and whatnot.
...Oh, but keep the rum...
Razmataz From AdvancedAnime.com Ah, Kadaj...so young...so insecure...so crazy he's forgotten what sanity looks like. Of course, he more or less accepts that he's a fragment of greater person, driven by the instinctual urges of an ancient viral entity...but that's part of his charm. Definitely a charismatic character.
Axel “Believe it or not, I do have a life outside screwing Leon, flirting with Yuna, and drinking.” - AdultFanFiction.net Story Cloudy and the Chocolate Factory
AndyOchibisan Girls are like camels. They can go without masturbation for years...
Mrs. Potts [A.K.A. `Cyanide Jellybean`] The Beast [From Beauty and the Beast, A.K.A. Paul] *Standing on a chair, looking into the enchanted mirror* Woah, there's a mob scene in Belle's room. God, they're so lazy. Who's Lumiere talking to, anyway? *The set is all in a jumble* *Jumps onto chair next to beast and tries to see into mirror* Do you get porn on that?
Axel Reno Axel Reno Axel "Tell me how I tell Roxas I've wanted to do him for the past year and a half. Should I first tell him I'm gay and wear rainbow suspenders to his birthday party next week, or should I wait till his party and get him drunk, bone him, then tell him in the morning that Namine's a hermaphrodite and raped him in the linen closet?" "Axel. Let's start with a confession, give him a kiss, and then walk away." "But if I walk-" "If you don't walk away, Axel, and you find out that he does not, in fact, prefer hotdogs over buns, then you will have lost both your manhood and pride in one swift kick." [Axel's eyes grew wide as realization dawned on him, complete with a rooster cawing in the background and the sounds of eight babies being born.] "Ohhhhhh."
[That last quote completes my life.]
Yazoo Kadaj Zexion Kadaj Zexion Kadaj Loz "Something wrong, little brother?" [Loz asked gently.] [Kadaj stared at his baby brother, taking in his disheveled appearance before speaking.] "You get ********]
"No." [Zexion snapped back. Kadaj shrugged, his hair swaying gently with the movement.] "You look ********]
"I did not get ********, I am not ********, but I will be ******** if you don't ******** help me." "You wanna be ********]
"Kadaj." [Yazoo reprimanded the eldest sibling softly, his brows furrowed.]
Kayla Abbie I'll do horrible mean things to you. In bed.
`Nancy Spungen WORD -armcross- bow chikka pff pff ivvit erra ikkitafrikkkitwomp psh pff pff pffta psh pa pff pa pff pff irrka burka bonk bow wow chikka pff psh chh chh bow prrttf -RECCORD SCRATCHES- IRRKIT IVVIT IVVIT ERRIT WEERRNNT LOLOLO
Tristan: OH NO! Pocahontas got Joey, too! Téa: That b***h!
VelvetChrist Lillith Lawliet You are a greatly appreciated member of society and a continuous inspiration to us all. STOP ******** LYING! crying
Make me, incredibly kind and giving martyr to us all. surprised
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Mon Mar 12, 2007 @ 02:11am · 0 Comments |
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Roleplay example! HUZZAH!
Vaiveahtoish sat quietly in the back seat of the car as his parents drove him to his babysitter’s house. He was miserable. It wasn’t like he disliked his babysitter or anything, but he missed his parents when they went out like this on such long business trips. Ten whole days?! It felt like they were abandoning him. His mother was going to Texas to meet with the president of some toy company for an idea to combine her company’s technology with their old-school toys to create “New Old-School” toys. And his father was going to Japan…again…because of a new client’s first performance there [Vaiveahtoish’s father was a manager for a band].
Vaiveahtoish [Vai for short] was certain that his father was having multiple affairs there, because Various women were calling from Japan, asking for him, and once even tried to start a phone sex conversation with Vai, thinking that he was his father. Ythough Vai didn’t see how that was possible, since Vai’s voice really wasn’t that low. He figured that the woman was either deaf or just stupid. Vai knew that his mother would find out sooner or later, and his parents; marriage would end because of his dimwit father, leaving Vai depressed and devastated.
Vai loved the both of his parents, nevertheless and felt sad when they dropped him off to visit the babysitter. Vai was fourteen, should he be trusted not to burn the house down at this age? Apparently not. Vai was on friendly terms with the man. He had known him since early childhood, but he had never felt very comfortable around adults he wasn’t related to or didn’t know even though he had known the man for many years. Well, Vai knew who he was, he know nothing about his babysitter. He was very polite whenever he went there. When he had to sleep over, he ate very little, and sometimes not at all if he wasn’t going to be staying for more than eleven days [which he had never had to do]. He also talked very little, and didn’t really move much except to do the mechanical movements of the morning: Wake up, wash up, get dressed, eat breakfast [or not], and then sit on the couch and watch television or listen to his MP3 player while doing absolutely nothing.
The car finally stopped, and Vai’s mother and father got out. Leading up to his babysitter’s doorstep, Vai felt his mother’s comforting arm around his shoulder. She turned to him and so did his father. “We love you, Vai sweetie.” His mother said. She was a young and beautiful woman, only thirty-two years old. His father was thirty-six. Handsome, but not as wonderful and pure as his wife always was. Ai’s mother kissed him on the forehead, hugged him, and went back to the car. His father nodded to him and smiled, tousling his hair and then going to the car as well. He watched his parents drive away, and then he turned to the door and knocked.
Time for another miserable summer week.
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Wed Dec 27, 2006 @ 10:01am · 0 Comments |
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Wasting away inside Eternal darkness shrouds my mind As the devil kneads my broken soul Into bread that he feeds to earthly sinners I am forcefed this food for sinners Strapped by leather to a bed of metal Shrouded in shadows As my heart and mind scream out for salvation But none comes And I am falling into darkness And nobody will save me Because the Devil has claimed me And the demons have engulfed me in sin And as my heart cries out With the demonic anger within I can't control it One day it will break free Destrying all I've hated But destroying all I've loved Destroying me So I'm just wasting away inside As eternal darkness shrouds my mind
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It's so late and I'm still typing Up the song I wrote for fun I'm so sad and I'm still wiping Away tears because I'm done Sometimes I will start to cry 'Cuz nothin' goes the way I want But I know that I must stay happy 'Cuz you're the only ones I've got
Best friends forever Forever and a day Like family, please never go away Yubikiri Pinky-swear me You'll never leave Don't dispair me Stay with me Don't EVER go Because we've been friends...
Since a long time ago.
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Will you really wait for me? Me? The one who hurt you? You will wait?
You say so Your love must be true For me My friend My sister The one who holds strong To my heart
On that day When I apologize We will laugh And forget all I've done All I've said All I've thought We will cry For all the time we lost All we missed All we hoped would ocme
It will be bright My future With you I will regret Ever letting you go Ever saying those things Ever saying I hated You Me Us
We will grow up together Never separate Again Ever We will hug We will cry We will laugh Even fight But our friendship will hold on Like a koala to her mother Like me to you Like you to me Like us to each other
We will be forever We will conquer the world But not now But not now
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 09:18pm · 0 Comments |
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Sora [A friend of mine]: Well, we here Texan cowpokes not never done hear of such sayin's. *spit DING*
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Sat Nov 04, 2006 @ 04:37am · 0 Comments |
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Little Mermaid Plots [yaoi/hetero]
{HETERO}
Plotness It's long after the Little Mermaid and The Little Mermaid ll. Melody's daughter, Bell, completely despises the sea and everything in it. This girl has a truly evil and dark soul. When Melody takes her daughter out on a ship to see her great-grandfather on her fourteenth birthday, she finds that she wants to not only inherit her earthly kindgom, but the kingdom under the sea as well. But when one mer-boy finds out her plans, he decides to try and stop her, to save Atlantica and the kingdom above.
I want you to play The mer-boy [you choose his name, age, and appearance], A mer girl [mer-boy's friend/sister/whatever]
I want to play Bell, Melody [for a short time], A human boy [Bell's servant/only friend]
Pairings Bell/Mer-boy Human boy/Mer-girl
{YAOI}
Plotness It's long after the Little Mermaid and The Little Mermaid ll. Melody's son, Sylvier, completely despises the sea and everything in it. This boy has a truly evil and dark soul. When Melody takes her son out on a ship to see his great-grandfather on his fourteenth birthday, he finds that he wants to not only inherit his earthly kindgom, but the kingdom under the sea as well. But when one mer-boy finds out his plans, he decides to try and stop him, to save Atlantica and the kingdom above.
I want you to play The mer-boy [you choose his name, age, and appearance] I want to play Sylvier, Melody [for a short time]
Pairings Sylvier/Mer-boy
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Sat Oct 21, 2006 @ 08:37pm · 0 Comments |
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QUOTES FROM MY MOM [Updated At Random Points In Time]
"Are you sure it's not Jimmy Crack-Whore?"
"Is it Jimmy's crack Pipe?"
"Kayla...I command you...come into the kitchen and get me some butter..."
"Come into the kitchen quickly, I am impatient and will want to keel you..."
"Put it on the thaaaaaaaang."
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Thu Aug 10, 2006 @ 11:22pm · 0 Comments |
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JAPANESE DISNEY SONGS
Winnie The Pooh - Kuma No Puu-San [Winnie The Pooh]
Mori no ookufukaku KURISUTOFAA ROBIN ga doubutsu-tachi to asobu kodomo no yume
Nakayoshii roba no IIYO- KANGA to chiisana RUU RABITTO PIGURETTO OORU nanka demo kuma no puu
Kuma no Puu Kuma no Puu maru maru toshita chicchyai kuma Kuma no Puu Kuma no Puu Kawaii kuma yo
Kuma no Puu Kuma no Puu maru maru toshita chicchyai kuma Kuma no Puu Kuma no Puu Kawaii kuma yo
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo [Cinderella]
sarakadura mechikabura bibidi babidi buu arumono minna atsumete bibidi babidi buu
sarakadura mechikabura bibidi babidi buu mahou shinjinakutemo bibidi babidi buu
saa kono kotoba wo tonaeta naraba negaikoto kanau yo hora bibidi babidi buu
sarakadura mechikabura bibidi babidi buu arumono minna atsumete bibidi babidi bibidi babidi bibidi babidi buu
Cruella Deville [101 Dalmations]
KURUERA DEBIRU KURUERA DEBIRU Saikou ni kowai onna Kao wo mirya samuke ga suru KURUERA KURUERA Koroshiya no KUMO da ne KURUERA KURUERA DE BIRU
Hitome de KURUERA wa akuma SHYOKKU ga sameta totan ni Hakkiri wakaru sugoi metsuki Iwa kakekara nozoku Koumori me. Kedamono me. Tojikomero yo Nigasu na yo! Ima made wa gokuraku da KURUERA KURUERA DE BIRU
April Showers [Bambi]
Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame mawari jyuude hazundeiru Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame utsukushii sono utagoe utagoe utagoe Poshi poshi poshi poshi
Poshi poshi poshi kumori sora ni Kokoro hazumu ame no oto Poshi poshi poshi kumori sora ni Ame no oto ga utau yo Utsukushii utagoe Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame mawari jyuude hazundeiru Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame Yasashii sono utagoe Poshi poshi poshi kumori sora ni Utau yo (kawaii sono utagoe wo) Poshi poshi poshi kumori sora ni Utau yo (kawaii sono utagoe wo) kurikaesu yo (kurikaesu yo) Ame no Uta wo (Ame no Uta wo) tanoshiku naru no yo (amedare no Uta wo) awatete tameike makichirashinagara Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame mawari jyuude hazundeiru Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame Yasashiku utau yo
Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame mawari jyuude hazundeiru Poshi poshi poshi shigatsu no ame utsukushii sono utagoe utagoe utagoe
Beauty And the Beast [Take a wild guess]
Subarashii monogatari ozuozu to fureau wa yubi to yubi yubi to yubi honno sukoshi sukoshi zutsu yasashisa ga hiraiteku ai no tobira
Shinjitsu wa tada hitotsu shiawase wa takusenai dare no me ni mo natsukashii uta no youni koori tsuku kisetsu sae kaeranagara honno sukoshi sukoshi zutsu yasashisa ga hiraiteku ai no tobira yasashisa ga hiraiteku ai no tobira
Scales and Arpeggios
Marie do mi so do do so mi do kihon wa onkai desu yo majime ni chanto yarenakerya utau toki wa koe wo mune ni hibikasete hanagoe nande dashichya dame na no yo
Berlioz isshokenmei renshuu shita nara don don gun gun jouzu ni nareru do mi so mi do mi so mi faara kouyatte kirei na koi wo dashite utaimashou
Marie do mi so do
Duchess and Marie do mi so do do so mi do do mi so do do so mi do hajime wa muda ni mieru yo demo itsuka kirei na hanasaku
Duchess, Marie, and Toulouse kono koto wo wasurenaide doryoku shite
Duchess and Marie utaimashiyou yo
Duchess, Marie, and Toulouse itsumo koe takaku
`Cyanide Jellybean` · Fri Aug 04, 2006 @ 12:56am · 0 Comments |
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