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JUEVOSPLASH YOU SEXY MOTHA' ********]
"Paris Hilton’s new single differs from The Lazytown Cake Song in that it causes instantaneous hemorrhage and death in any poor sap unlucky enough to be exposed to the sound waves. It is the only audio arrangement known to man that actually seeks out prey. They say if a radio playing Paris Hilton’s new single sounds in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, an angel bursts into flames and falls out of the sky." - fanfiction.net "Those Lacking Spines"
You and Me and R.B. Shelley
By Ogden Nash
What is life? Life is stepping down a step or sitting in a chair.
And it isn't there.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is pulling doors marked PUSH and pushing doors marked PULL and not
noticing notices which say PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
It is when you diagnose a sore throat as an unprepared geography lesson
and send a child weeping to school only to be returned an hour
later covered with spots that are indubitably genuine.
Life is a concert with a trombone soloist filling in for Yehudi Menuhin.
But, were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.
Somebody once described Shelley as a beautiful and ineffective angel
beating his luminous wings against the void in vain.
Which is certainly describing with might and main.
But probably means that we are all brothers under our pelts.
And that Shelley went around pulling doors marked PUSH and pushing doors
marked PULL just like everybody else.
RIKU! =D
Hajimemashite, Onii-chan.
Watashi ni koute you no!
Anata no tame ni utau kara,
Nakayoku shimasai yo.
Cha!
Sexy Vampire, I'm falling in love
So just bite me, baby, and drink all my blood! Oh yeah!
Sexy Vampire, I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need me plasma more than I do.
Let's be ruffians! We will wear our caps sideways because society wants us to wear them forwards!
"Paris Hilton’s new single differs from The Lazytown Cake Song in that it causes instantaneous hemorrhage and death in any poor sap unlucky enough to be exposed to the sound waves. It is the only audio arrangement known to man that actually seeks out prey. They say if a radio playing Paris Hilton’s new single sounds in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, an angel bursts into flames and falls out of the sky." - fanfiction.net "Those Lacking Spines"
You and Me and R.B. Shelley
By Ogden Nash
What is life? Life is stepping down a step or sitting in a chair.
And it isn't there.
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is pulling doors marked PUSH and pushing doors marked PULL and not
noticing notices which say PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
It is when you diagnose a sore throat as an unprepared geography lesson
and send a child weeping to school only to be returned an hour
later covered with spots that are indubitably genuine.
Life is a concert with a trombone soloist filling in for Yehudi Menuhin.
But, were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.
Somebody once described Shelley as a beautiful and ineffective angel
beating his luminous wings against the void in vain.
Which is certainly describing with might and main.
But probably means that we are all brothers under our pelts.
And that Shelley went around pulling doors marked PUSH and pushing doors
marked PULL just like everybody else.
RIKU! =D
Hajimemashite, Onii-chan.
Watashi ni koute you no!
Anata no tame ni utau kara,
Nakayoku shimasai yo.
Cha!
Sexy Vampire, I'm falling in love
So just bite me, baby, and drink all my blood! Oh yeah!
Sexy Vampire, I'm falling in love with you
'Cause you need me plasma more than I do.
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Pristine Sacrilege
No problem. Just hate to watch people hurt, in spite of my heartless exterior.
Even the crunchiest bread has a doughy inside
"Now do you want past this wall or not?"
Unless it's toasted.
Find me a toaster that can toast a loaf of bread
I dare you
I ******** dare you ********]
"Now do you want past this wall or not?"
It's called an oven, ******.
Don't you ******** sass me
"Now do you want past this wall or not?"
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