Hajimemashite~! Welcome to Akudama's Diary!! Episode: Ni-Ju-shi!
Well I haven't posted in here for a while so let me update you on the past events in the history book.
I am over him! AT LAST! Not to mention the fact in my previous journals I called him Oto-kun and by mere COINCIDENCE in Japanese it means husband. Ain't that a friggin joy ride??
But I'm over him to say the least. And you should see his hair cut. Its hilarious, Oh and his eyebrows! The right one is totally normal and the left one flames out like its some demon thingy. Scary...
Okay on to today! Again odd..weird...scary...yet so much fun! Lets summ it up before I start!
I was called a WHORE, I made TWO DEATH THREATS, found a SOLID CHOCOLAT BUNNY, lots of EGGS FILLED WITH JELLY BEANS, and too many sexully related PICK-UP-LINES.
Okie dokie! Lets start off in Science class. My second period of the day, after morning recess, before lunch. So in my previous class we ate ice cream and did jack s**t so as you could tell I was frigging hyper and oh so jumpy. We were walking to cafeteria duty [we have to serve lunch, no clue why but I think we should be payed]. I was walking through the doorway of the room as I walked with Danielle and Jam-Jam and Elllie aka Eli puts both hands on my shoulders, scaring the living daylight out of me, wrapps his arm around my neck in a friendly/hostile manner and draggs me the other way.
Eli: Lets go this way.
Now I'm still scared as hell, well because Ellie is very strong despite his some what scrawny physic. Oh and while he has his arm around my neck he's choking me...well he didn't know that but yeah.
Me: Um...Eli. Can you let me go now?
Eli: ...Nope
Me: Why?
Eli: Cuz...
Me: Can you let me go now?
Eli: Nope.
Me: *sigh/choking sound* Can you atleast stop choking me??
Eli: Sorry
(See he's not a total devil...just an annoying one ^^" wink
He then puts his arm around my shoulder area I guess you could say. I could tell I had no chance in escaping, but who cares about that damned probability??
Random Person(I think It was Peter): Ha ha! Kendra's(yes my horribly annoying name) Eli's whore!
This made me blush like hell well because...
(1) I was slightly embarassed because well the situation was slightly suggestive
(2) I was so angry right then and there
Me: You're so DEAD! *Has arms reach out in attempt to strangle person*
But I couldn't reach him so again I sighed.
This time I reach to Eli's throat with my claws...well I call them claws cause it sounds cool and my nails are fairly long and sharp...one time I cut a chunk of skin out from my leg at practice XP...back to the torture ACK! I mean't to say story.
Me: I'm gonna kill you *again tries to claw at Ellie's throat*
Eli: If you really wanted to you would have done so by now.
Me: *sigh* whateer <.<'
About half way to the cafeteria I spot Peter in front of us. Oh by the way Peter is like the only person who can keep Ellie in semi-control.
Me: PETER! Help! *tries to run out of Ellie's grip but damn Ellie with his muscles*
So it ends up looking like me running around with Eli's arm tightly wrapped around my shoulder till I end up all wobbly and dizzy from constant spinning. But FINNALY Peter helps me out and pulls Eli off of me. I owe Peter my life.
THANK YOU PETER!
Okay so lets skip to the cafeteria where the band kids (some are moi friends) are eating lunch before they leave for Oahu. So I sit with Mariah (blonde+Band), Jam Jam, Danielle and Jamie Lynn.
So all of a sudden Danielle brings up some philipino jokes. Some thing about packing a hamster. Well if you say 'packing' with a philipino accent it sounds like 'f***ing'. Then Otis...the dude I USED to like suddenly walks by and Danielle turns around to him.
Danielle: Hey, you gonna use some of those pick-up lines I gave you on the Challenger trip to Oahu this time?
(^Very weird ones may I add^)
Otis: Huh?
Danielle: Like 'Hey, Why don't you come sit on my lap. See if some thing sticks up?'
We all laugh casually where as Danielle learned this from her family...I think I might be scared of them...
Otis: Dunno. Maybee. *Walks away*
Jam-Jam: Oh I loved the one 'Your pants must be shiny 'cause I can see myself in them.'
Danielle: *Philipino accent* You know how to pack a c**k (rooster). You sock(sounds like 'suck') it. Then you pack it really fast.
We all laugh as Mariah just comes in to hear the last part and looks at us with a weird stare and Danielle goes on to explain her family life...which I won't say here because well...I'm too lazy. -.-'
So then later on were still eating lunch be fore we are chained and forced to work unpaid (dramatization). Otis passes again and Danielle turns to him again.
Danielle: Would you walk up to some girl in alamoana and ask some girl one of the pick up lines I gave you?
Otis: Give me five bucks and I'll do it?
They then wen't on to argue Jam-Jam tried to get it to a dollar, but it was five in the end.
Jam-Jam: Hey, if you see any hot korean guys with the name Raine [['m missing his concert on Oahu in July T.T Not to mention the Hollywood bowl]] Drag him back here for me!
(^Jam-Jams' obsessed with korean pop-stars at the momento^)
Danielle: Ha! I bet he's gonna drag him to his room first!
We all laugh again. Danielles' more of a sadistic person and we just have tons of fun bugging Otis.
{{crap. I almost called him oto-kun. DARN YOU INTERNET TYPING HABBITS}}
Okay then lets wrapp it up with Gymnastics practice 5-8 PM.
So we had an easter egg-hunt in the gym. And I remembered from like what...five weeks ago that Coach said that the easter bunny hides one solid chocolate bunny in high places. And apparntly I was the only person to remember this. So I was like screw the jelly beans go straight for the solid chocolate.
I found it in what...10 seconds...Coach is a horrible hider of objects. So we got about 50 jelly beans each and I got to keep the chocolate bunny. Which made me BERRY VERY happy.
I ate about fifteen jelly beans and put the rest away for later {which apparntly is now cause I'm hyper}. I got a huge sugar high and started dancing and singing Balloons by Dang Boong Shin Ki which is a friggin awsome song!
That happens for the rest of the class and I get weird stares and day is over. ~shudders~
Okay maybee no 'bai bai', but I am feeling much better emotionally compared to my last journal. I am not too sure though. I am a bit unsure about any of my emotions these days so...Yesh. But I did learn three things today.
(1) Never feed Kendra too many jelly beans at a time. ((no wonder my mutti kept them away from me >.> wink )
(2) Ellie has lots of muscles T.T ((Adds to the scary/creepy-ness factor))
(3) Eli has a warm body now that I think about it.
And don't you dare comment on the third lesson of the day or I SWEAR I will CLAW you EYES out...have a nice day! ^.^
Isn't my life WONDERFUL??
I forgot to add in the part where we were going to the cafeteria for lunch-duty Eli DID mess up my hair and I was asked if I was dating Ellie. Tsk tsk kids these days they presume all too much from such a guesture of choking...It suddenly came back to me like a nightmare. And the fact that next year I might miss his strangely weird antics with Chris-kun, Sheri, Tracie and me....or not.
OH yeah AND Jamiee Lynn is gonna get the whole Otis thing on tape so we can post it on You tube...first thing its going on my profile!
Okay, Thats it for today because I'm in a crappy mood and I'm too lazy to finnish up the rest and spend another ten minutes typing. Sayonara!
Follow-up:Otis chickened out so there is no tape. Oh well, nothing much is left to say.
Well I haven't posted in here for a while so let me update you on the past events in the history book.
I am over him! AT LAST! Not to mention the fact in my previous journals I called him Oto-kun and by mere COINCIDENCE in Japanese it means husband. Ain't that a friggin joy ride??
But I'm over him to say the least. And you should see his hair cut. Its hilarious, Oh and his eyebrows! The right one is totally normal and the left one flames out like its some demon thingy. Scary...
Okay on to today! Again odd..weird...scary...yet so much fun! Lets summ it up before I start!
I was called a WHORE, I made TWO DEATH THREATS, found a SOLID CHOCOLAT BUNNY, lots of EGGS FILLED WITH JELLY BEANS, and too many sexully related PICK-UP-LINES.
Okie dokie! Lets start off in Science class. My second period of the day, after morning recess, before lunch. So in my previous class we ate ice cream and did jack s**t so as you could tell I was frigging hyper and oh so jumpy. We were walking to cafeteria duty [we have to serve lunch, no clue why but I think we should be payed]. I was walking through the doorway of the room as I walked with Danielle and Jam-Jam and Elllie aka Eli puts both hands on my shoulders, scaring the living daylight out of me, wrapps his arm around my neck in a friendly/hostile manner and draggs me the other way.
Eli: Lets go this way.
Now I'm still scared as hell, well because Ellie is very strong despite his some what scrawny physic. Oh and while he has his arm around my neck he's choking me...well he didn't know that but yeah.
Me: Um...Eli. Can you let me go now?
Eli: ...Nope
Me: Why?
Eli: Cuz...
Me: Can you let me go now?
Eli: Nope.
Me: *sigh/choking sound* Can you atleast stop choking me??
Eli: Sorry
(See he's not a total devil...just an annoying one ^^" wink
He then puts his arm around my shoulder area I guess you could say. I could tell I had no chance in escaping, but who cares about that damned probability??
Random Person(I think It was Peter): Ha ha! Kendra's(yes my horribly annoying name) Eli's whore!
This made me blush like hell well because...
(1) I was slightly embarassed because well the situation was slightly suggestive
(2) I was so angry right then and there
Me: You're so DEAD! *Has arms reach out in attempt to strangle person*
But I couldn't reach him so again I sighed.
This time I reach to Eli's throat with my claws...well I call them claws cause it sounds cool and my nails are fairly long and sharp...one time I cut a chunk of skin out from my leg at practice XP...back to the torture ACK! I mean't to say story.
Me: I'm gonna kill you *again tries to claw at Ellie's throat*
Eli: If you really wanted to you would have done so by now.
Me: *sigh* whateer <.<'
About half way to the cafeteria I spot Peter in front of us. Oh by the way Peter is like the only person who can keep Ellie in semi-control.
Me: PETER! Help! *tries to run out of Ellie's grip but damn Ellie with his muscles*
So it ends up looking like me running around with Eli's arm tightly wrapped around my shoulder till I end up all wobbly and dizzy from constant spinning. But FINNALY Peter helps me out and pulls Eli off of me. I owe Peter my life.
THANK YOU PETER!
Okay so lets skip to the cafeteria where the band kids (some are moi friends) are eating lunch before they leave for Oahu. So I sit with Mariah (blonde+Band), Jam Jam, Danielle and Jamie Lynn.
So all of a sudden Danielle brings up some philipino jokes. Some thing about packing a hamster. Well if you say 'packing' with a philipino accent it sounds like 'f***ing'. Then Otis...the dude I USED to like suddenly walks by and Danielle turns around to him.
Danielle: Hey, you gonna use some of those pick-up lines I gave you on the Challenger trip to Oahu this time?
(^Very weird ones may I add^)
Otis: Huh?
Danielle: Like 'Hey, Why don't you come sit on my lap. See if some thing sticks up?'
We all laugh casually where as Danielle learned this from her family...I think I might be scared of them...
Otis: Dunno. Maybee. *Walks away*
Jam-Jam: Oh I loved the one 'Your pants must be shiny 'cause I can see myself in them.'
Danielle: *Philipino accent* You know how to pack a c**k (rooster). You sock(sounds like 'suck') it. Then you pack it really fast.
We all laugh as Mariah just comes in to hear the last part and looks at us with a weird stare and Danielle goes on to explain her family life...which I won't say here because well...I'm too lazy. -.-'
So then later on were still eating lunch be fore we are chained and forced to work unpaid (dramatization). Otis passes again and Danielle turns to him again.
Danielle: Would you walk up to some girl in alamoana and ask some girl one of the pick up lines I gave you?
Otis: Give me five bucks and I'll do it?
They then wen't on to argue Jam-Jam tried to get it to a dollar, but it was five in the end.
Jam-Jam: Hey, if you see any hot korean guys with the name Raine [['m missing his concert on Oahu in July T.T Not to mention the Hollywood bowl]] Drag him back here for me!
(^Jam-Jams' obsessed with korean pop-stars at the momento^)
Danielle: Ha! I bet he's gonna drag him to his room first!
We all laugh again. Danielles' more of a sadistic person and we just have tons of fun bugging Otis.
{{crap. I almost called him oto-kun. DARN YOU INTERNET TYPING HABBITS}}
Okay then lets wrapp it up with Gymnastics practice 5-8 PM.
So we had an easter egg-hunt in the gym. And I remembered from like what...five weeks ago that Coach said that the easter bunny hides one solid chocolate bunny in high places. And apparntly I was the only person to remember this. So I was like screw the jelly beans go straight for the solid chocolate.
I found it in what...10 seconds...Coach is a horrible hider of objects. So we got about 50 jelly beans each and I got to keep the chocolate bunny. Which made me BERRY VERY happy.
I ate about fifteen jelly beans and put the rest away for later {which apparntly is now cause I'm hyper}. I got a huge sugar high and started dancing and singing Balloons by Dang Boong Shin Ki which is a friggin awsome song!
That happens for the rest of the class and I get weird stares and day is over. ~shudders~
Okay maybee no 'bai bai', but I am feeling much better emotionally compared to my last journal. I am not too sure though. I am a bit unsure about any of my emotions these days so...Yesh. But I did learn three things today.
(1) Never feed Kendra too many jelly beans at a time. ((no wonder my mutti kept them away from me >.> wink )
(2) Ellie has lots of muscles T.T ((Adds to the scary/creepy-ness factor))
(3) Eli has a warm body now that I think about it.
And don't you dare comment on the third lesson of the day or I SWEAR I will CLAW you EYES out...have a nice day! ^.^
Isn't my life WONDERFUL??
I forgot to add in the part where we were going to the cafeteria for lunch-duty Eli DID mess up my hair and I was asked if I was dating Ellie. Tsk tsk kids these days they presume all too much from such a guesture of choking...It suddenly came back to me like a nightmare. And the fact that next year I might miss his strangely weird antics with Chris-kun, Sheri, Tracie and me....or not.
OH yeah AND Jamiee Lynn is gonna get the whole Otis thing on tape so we can post it on You tube...first thing its going on my profile!
Okay, Thats it for today because I'm in a crappy mood and I'm too lazy to finnish up the rest and spend another ten minutes typing. Sayonara!
Follow-up:Otis chickened out so there is no tape. Oh well, nothing much is left to say.
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I remember Danielle's jokes! I was laughing so hard those years before and when I hear them again on your journal, I CRACKED UP!
Otis better not use one of them....though I might get to watch, seeing that I'll be in Oahu tomorrow. I shall call Mariah sometime...hopefully she's not performing. XD
Your issue with money is like how Christian wanted to clean Eli's house...he said um...I can't remember, I think the offer was between 2.50 and 3.00 dollars and I said, "$2.99!" =P I was helping Christian out, but no...she went for 2.50 instead of the 2.75 I offered. Yeah...I believe it was something along those lines. :]]
I'm adding another short line or lines... :]]
Today was freaky!! The vien and his muscle was like bigger than yours...o.O It's beyond creepy. They were both sticking out and clearly visable...And the conversation we had with 'nehh' and the other noises that we made up on the spot. That was the weirdest of all. We got people confused. :3
I might come back to add more, still yet. o.O Maybe...