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A Moment in the Life of JD. |
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Here is a little information about JD before I just start telling you my stories about him. First of all JD quit school before the ninth grade to be home-schooled. He is a wanna-be punk, Tom DeLonge look-a-like, who believes he is the modern day Jesus Christ, though he is atheist. He has a younger brother, Tyler, who also quit school but he quit before the eigth grade. Tyler has the same aspects of JD, except he dresses like a has-been rapper. That's pretty much all I can say about JD.
Ever meet one of those people who think they know almost everything, but in actuallity, they know nothing. Well, a prime example would have to be JD. I only know him from association of my friend Anthony. Now at first JD seemed to be intelligent, but as I got to know him more, I found out that his IQ is about 2.
I have many tales to prove my claim there. One that is probably the best would have to be this one time when we all some how started arguing about whether or not the sun could blow up. I'm sure you're asking yourself why someone would argue about this. Well with JD, you find yourself arguing about meaningless things such as whether or not the sky is blue on a clear day.
JD made the claim that the sun could not blow up when it was brought up some how. This led into a hour long discussion about science and other things. But I finally asked where JD obtained this knowledge. He casually brushed his hair to the side and said with great pride, "God said so." At first I laughed then was confused and ask,"So God talks to you directly?" My question didn't seem ridiculous, because of the context, but JD replied laughing,"No, no. The Bible, idiot!"
Now I'm not much of a Christian and have read parts of the Bible, but I couldn't remember there ever be any verse saying that the sun could not blow up. So, I felt obligated to ask what book of the Bible. JD looked confused and asked,"Book?" Without laughing and making fun of him, I asked again but only asking what verse in the Bible. Now his answer will shock a lot of you. His answer was, "The only famous verse in the Bible. John 3:16."
Here is the verse: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."
Now I'm going to let that soak in for a moment.
How someone could confuse a star of the solar system with Jesus Christ is beyond me. But after JD told me that I could not stop laughing. To this day, I give John 3:16 is my answer to all of JD's questions. I hope you enjoyed this, because I have a lot more tales of JD's genius. Till next time. -maslow
maslow · Thu Feb 24, 2005 @ 07:07pm · 0 Comments |
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