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It's now time for the next and up-coming kid's show and I believe that I have found it. And it's the Icelandic show, Lazy Town. That's right, it's from Iceland.
This show is about a town, Lazy Town, that is populated by four adults and five kids. There is only three real actors and the rest are puppets. And the three real actors are the most interesting of all the characters.
Stephanie
Sportacus
Robbie Rotten
Stephanie
So first off there is Stephanie-the eight year old brainy "good" girl. But I'm sure that in real life that she is already addicted to heroin and screwing everybody to gain some kind of advancement in her career. Almost every episode consists of her being mistreated-in other words raped-by her friends. Notice her pink hair, well that's basically what color her entire outfit is. She matches everything with pink something, but she only does that to entice pheophiles.
Sportacus
Now here is the protagonist of the show-yes there is a good and bad guy. Sportacus is not your typical hero. He is very athletic and has a French accent. French, you say? Yes, I wouldn't have guessed it either until I saw his moustache, because we all know the French male has that kind of moustache. What makes him different from a lot of heroes is that he constantly promotes a healty way of life. He is always supplying the kids with helpful facts and food to help them in crucial stages of life. But what the kids don't know is that Sportacus laces the food with acid and behind all the information he gives, there are subliminal messages telling the children to spread the word about Sportacus and his "good" food.
One last thing about Sportacus. He has a certain thing he does to show everyone that he means business. And when he does that certain thing; hell breaks loose! It means that the gates of hell will open and all of the demons will roam free and prey on the souls of us all.
Check it out:
If you ever see someone commence this action, run like hell.
Robbie Rotton
This gentlemen here is the "villian" of Lazy Town. But what is weird about this character is that all of his poor characteristics are almost exactly like mine and pretty much the entire country-talking about America. Robbie embodies everything that Americans are. I just find that weird; I guess Icelanders-?-do not like Americans all that much. And I find it weird that Robbie has the Jay Lenoesque chin and the Elvis-style hair-do. It just doesn't make that much sense of why Iceland think America is lazy, fat, and evil. It just doesn't make sense at all? Sarcasm Galore.
With those three characters alone, this show is going to be the best thing to come around since the telephone. People are going to base a whole new religion off of this show and people will talk of it for ages. It you ever get a chance to watch it, I suggest that you do it.
Until next time.
-maslow
All images and videos were taken from this site: Lazy Town
 maslow · Tue Mar 29, 2005 @ 03:54am · 0 Comments |
