Welcome to the May Annual Gathering of the Holy Lemonarchy. The Gathering was opened by the Supreme Lemon Pope reciting out of the Lemonible. Book-Pulp, Chapter Three- Verse Nineteen. 'And so it shall be in the times of War. Lemons shall be foresaken. New leaders will rise, and fall. But the Lemon shall remain...' The Pledge to the Holy Lemon was recited by Lemonishop Montgomery of the Easter Lemonarchy.
'I Pledge Allegiance to the Holy Lemonarchy. One Organization under many. May it ever reign in peace. Untill the Lemon himself shall appear, we entrust ourselves under the Supreme Lemon Pope. For All to hear and see. The Lemon stands. We United under it.'
Orders of Business Dr.Sanjay Matmama gave a presentation on the life of the Catholic Pope John Paul II[JP II]. Dr.Matmama requested for a vote on canonization. Councilwoman Anna Clause seconded the motion. A unanimous vote was taken and JP II shall be known as 'Saint John Paul II of the Holy Lemonarchy'.
A-Due to Lemonishop Tayah's demotion, the church-to-be in dedication of Saint JP II o' the HL, shall be built in the backyard of the Supreme Lemon Pope's Palace. The Church shall be a Basilica in honor of the late Pope.
B-Membership has increased! Rev. George Vanderville has reported three new recruits in his See. Mrs Clause has reported thirteen new Sisters in her See.
C-A request has been filed by thirteen Sisters in the See of Mrs Clause to form a new congregation. The Sisters of Lemon, as they call themselves, wish to be officially recognized by the Holy Lemon See. A motion was made by Mrs Clause, seconded by Dr.Matmama and unanimously voted into action. The Sisters will be contacted and christened.
Gathering was adjourned with the Saint Lime All Girl's Choir singing the hymn 'How nearer, my Lemon, to thee', by the famed Hymnist Edvard T. Scrupples. The prayers were prayed and what have you. Go now in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Lemon. Amen.
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Nothing much new down on my part of the world. I have a possible new love. Ask me if you care.
-Mr.Cody
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