Welcome to the May Annual Gathering of the Holy Lemonarchy. The Gathering was opened by the Supreme Lemon Pope reciting out of the Lemonible. Book-Pulp, Chapter Three- Verse Nineteen. 'And so it shall be in the times of War. Lemons shall be foresaken. New leaders will rise, and fall. But the Lemon shall remain...' The Pledge to the Holy Lemon was recited by Lemonishop Montgomery of the Easter Lemonarchy. 'I Pledge Allegiance to the Holy Lemonarchy. One Organization under many. May it ever reign in peace. Untill the Lemon himself shall appear, we entrust ourselves under the Supreme Lemon Pope. For All to hear and see. The Lemon stands. We United under it.'
I. Dr. Sanjay Matmama reminded the council of the canonization of the Catholic Pope, John Paul II. A vote was taken, unanimously election JP II on the road of Lemon-hood. A next month's gathering, his life story will be given, and a church dedicated to him. A. It has been decided that the next Holy Lemonarchy Church, will be in the backyard of Lemonishop Tayah.
II. Lemonishop Tayah has not responded to her letter. The Council voted 4-1 to demote the Lemonishop. She will have the opportunity to resume her postion, but has been knocked down for now.
--Technical Glitch. Will be up and running by Monday.--
Saint Cody · Fri May 27, 2005 @ 04:07am · 0 Comments |