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OMGuards, say it can't b no so tardy! Le Muther 3, cummin' ta Le West; breaker breaker One-Ninety! Let us fap & rejoice!

Yo, absolute tool, yeah, uh huh, drop us off some beats, ya?

'Ere's how dis will work if dis b troo:
1. Glourious fan translarion will remain the best version.
2. Censored to s**t cuz reasons.
3. Whine & b***h cuz ya bought it Day-One.
4. So soopah excited ta buy washoutware cuz "official".
5. I point & laff & fart heavy doses.
6. Autism Awareness Day
7. Farts r still higher kwality than Nintenda's translarion.
8. Corporate moral authority points & chuckles.
9. I get revenge on those burritos I ate 5 years ago.
10. Diarrhea everywhere.
11. Epic Novella signed by George Clooney.
12. ???
13. ********' question marks; how do they work?