http://legendsoflocalization.com/the-latest-zelda-game-is-such-doge/
Short summary:
1. Nintenda removes MC Hammer reference from Link to Le Past. Obligatory excuses might include:
a. "W0t if MC ******** claims Copywrong infringement?"
b. "Westerners won't get the joke."
c. "It's offensive ta [Group X]."
2. Nintenda o' 'Murica forces Doge inta the script o' Le newest, whiny, Corporate Shill Zeldar gaem.
Dis of course offends peeps, becuz Much Meme. Very Old. Such Stale. Wow.
One of the many excuses I've heard from localization/translation shills is, "but w0t if dey don't get the joke?!" Yet, it makes me wonder how or why Japan was supposed ta find a pop-icon joke dat has nothing ta do with Japa-Napa "funny" or "tasteful" or whatever kind o' garbage. Just how much of a "Reverse Weeaboo" or "Reverse Wapanese" jerk-off do ya have ta b ta remotely give a s**t about MC Hamma Slime?
Of'n course, ta the shills dat run Nintenda & inhabit the VGD, it's Okay ta b a Jamerican, but not okay for a Westerner ta be Wapanese, cuz "our" (read, your) culture is just so ********' gr8, m8. METAR GEALLL SORID!!11! It's like inadvertent cultural genocide; Japs can wear a cowboy hat, but Whites can't wear a kimono; kek.
O' course, I have complete confidence in saying dat if Japa-Napa Nintenda decided ta do their own memez or be the ones ta make the Doge reference themselves, 'Murican Nintenda would've had a gigantic shitstorm about it & censored it & maybe Europe, too.
Nintenda's (& many others) Current Track Record o' Retardation:
1. Cant do TubeYou vidyas o' their overrated gaemz.
2. Butchers the parts o' gaemz I find moar interesting & hilarious than "their" shill versions. (Vivian got a p***s)
3. Puts in things no one really asked for or cares aboot. (Tired Memes)
Thankfully, the meme usage helps verify how stupid they actually are, becuz if my travels in Doge have taught meh anythin', it's dat those who find it funny r:
1. *****
2. Furfags
3. Chronic Masturbators
D. All o' the above
5. Me
There's a shill reply on there that states:
"In Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, there’s a little-known in joke, where a man says he’s writing a book called “My Pokemon is Fight!” http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8loSAzqAN1k/maxresdefault.jpg It’s a reference to a book one of the writers of Something Awful wrote, “My Tank is Fight”, since the translator frequented the forums. Funny how the fandom couldn’t care less about that joke, right? After all, you’ve never heard anyone claim that line irrefutably destroyed Diamond & Pearl"
Of course there's not gonna be an "outrage" if it's "little-known" & no one says anything about it, shill, but wow, that really says something about Le Ethics involved. The translator for Nintenda "frequented" that ********' "Something Awful" s**t-hole? Talk about Nu Information, cucklord.
That completely devoids the claim that "no one would get the Eastern Joke", because no one, Literally ********' No One would have known that. Of course, by "no one" I mean No One of Importance Ta Society, Evar. Literally 5 peeps on the planet would have figured that out; Literally ******** Five.
It astounds me how much moar I want Nintenda to fry, nao.
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