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Once upon a time, there existed Judaism 1.0, otherwise known as Le Jews. These peeps were the original filth.

Then there was Judaism 2.0, otherwise known as Christianity. These were the heathens associated with much militant pacifism.

Judaism 3.0, otherwise known as Muslims & Le Second Rewrite, were the infidels.

It's been many years, and I, Le Core, am here as the Nu Prophet for the Third Rewrite, Judaism 4.0. The Dawn o' Weretinism is upon you, & my Weretins will follow me until the end o' tyme.

Let us rewrite Qur'an 5:51 as the beginning o' our Nu Prophecy:

Quiktindere 1
"Oh ye who believe! Do not take the Jews, Christians, Muslims, Scientologists, Pagans, Wiccans, Taoists, Hindus or Buddhists for friends; they are barely friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely you are no different than one of them; surely The Essence does not guide the fickle people.

The events of the past books may or may not have happened, but those are irrelevant to the faith of The Essence. Christians say the discoveries of certain, destroyed cities validates the Truth of their Bible. Little do they know that those discoveries validate the Truth of both the Torah & Qur'an as well, for they, too, include these events as having happened. They call for the death of each other regardless, but only use these artifacts to attempt to dissuade nonbelievers.

The new decree befallen upon I by The Essence is that all these fools shall be shunned from existence and cast out of all lands of proper righteousness. Homosexuals do not deserve death or imprisonment and are very welcome amongst Weretinism, unlike the other 3 plans who misunderstood The Essence's desires.

Anyone who is to shun either I or The Essence is to be told to go ******** themselves or face execution."

Come on, gaiz. It's been too long since you've had a revision.