Twas a question brought before the Lord. The Lord stated, "Nope.", and pondered the implications of answering it any other way.
You should know that I only keep posting to remind you that I'm still alive. You hate that, so the context of what I say is not even relevant half
teh time. Is anyone still wondering if there is anything or any verbal strategy ta make me remotely stahp w0t I'm doin' here? Trust
meh, it's like I'm a textbook example of exactly w0t I should have been doing teh entire time.
So the question of -w0t- I'm even trying should baffle you, not me. I mean, is the question that I'm trying ta piss you off from w0t I said? If ur desensitized like u should b, nothin' I'm doin' should remotely offend u. I said -nothing-, but I know by just bein' alive daT it's enough ta send u on a frenzy.
By nuthin, I mean 2 things:
1. The text: If the text in this specific order & phrasing, regardless of topic, offends you, you're a piece of s**t. If you think it's hi-larious, bonus points for u.
2. Spelling & Grammatical Inconsistencies: I don't get offended by anyone's poor spelling & can read most instances o' 1337 without much care. Bonus points for not skipping over it, Basic Br0.
This leads to some other s**t. None of you are being seriously called a Basement Dweller around this site. The corollary o' love goes as follows, which is why Encyclopedia Dramatica can't bother me despite reading a decent chunk of everything there: Peeps who behave the way you do is how Basement Dwellers behave. See, you're all pseudo-nonymous twerps, so let me ask ya something. Since you're all basement dwellers, should I take the claim that you have jobs seriously after you state that you do? Don't lie, everyone knows you're pussies afraid of revealing yourselves, so actually taking you seriously within a mind-loop of treating you like you're not Basement Dwellers would be pretty ******** asinine.
Let me spell this out via an ironic Reddit thread:
Le Reddit.
Full Title: Aside from Fallout, what video game series is most popular with basement dwellers?
Options 4 "Us" Include:
1. Fallout - It can ******** itself.
2. Dwarf Fortress - ******** off.
3. Skyrim - Plz kill urself, Dweller.
4. Tetris - Oh lol, just die somewhere.
-Irony Superlative-
5. Mass Effect - Person's username + peeps pointed it out due to this. Adam Lanza was a Dweller & played this, & u can take ur stupid series & shove that up ur a**, too.
Now, w0t should we conclude? If we use Chris-Chan as an example, dat bein' a Sonictard, we could easily use that series as bein' Basement Dweller friendly. Of course, except for the fact the entire series is s**t outside of like 3 gaemz...
The question still remains. "Are you even trying?" So, what have I just tried? I dunno, Basement Dweller. Don't tell me you work; come up with as many stories of you actually having a job compared to me & see how actually valid your claim should be treated as. It's nice ya told me you're an employer/supervisor somewhere after you were called a Dweller, but I can tell your entire persona is a giant facade, anyway.
"I have a job." - Lol, like why should anyone treat you as being serious? It was claimed even Roosh V was a basement dweller during the writing o' some o' his Date Rape books. Don't tell me the books, nor his forums, aren't consisting o' liars who would lie about their career to get moar p***y & be seen as more valid in arguments. Unless you reveal your employment history & ur face, you deserve to be treated exactly like a Roosh who lies to make their way up the corporate ladder like everyone else, so cut the bull-ploppis.
So, what question still remains? "Are you even trying?"
The question implies: "Are you even trying to troll?" The answer ta dat literally = "Nope".
The question implies: "Are you even trying to piss anyone off?" Teh answer = "Nope."
Le Kweschun implies: "Are you even trying to be funny?" Teh answer = "Nope."
W0t else are you even trying? I cannot answer this Kweschun. It was literally meant for you to answer about me. W0t am I even trying?
I mean, I'm not even trying to be taken seriously, even th0 I type lots of things. I stopped trying to be taken seriously. I'm just trying.
I'm just trying.
