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So, apparently, the shitty crypto-shitters who were devving the Grand Daddy Shitcoin decide to "fork" the stupid s**t. Let me try to e'splain what a "hard fork" is in less retarded tech-tard speak than these ********.

Okay, so you have a "wallet". (P.S., they called it a "wallet" cuz it's what's men use and women never do. It's 100% patriarchy terms & s**t.) Anyway, you have "version 1" of it. Now, what this "hard fork" is is that it makes a pseudo-official "version 2" set of stupidity so that Le Other Wallet can't do s**t.

What this means is that "version 1" still works and downloads its version of the transaction s**t, but is deemed "invalid" by The Elite That Think They're Not The Elite who decided to make "version 2". What ya get is highly faulty bullshit in which, if any decides to which is completely possible, they can decide to use the oldest version and decide that only those made with the oldest version can be "accepted".

What we have now in main Bitcoin terribleness is peeps using the other version and the new version simultaneously as if it's an update that's not an update cuz it's an "official" update from only half the "official" retards.

Basically, the retards made their retarded program even moar retarded, but it's only "officially" half retarded cuz it's only becoming "officially" pseudo-updated. That looks like this quote from some other s**t-thread: "essentially, if you have 1 Bitcoin, after the fork (if you have today's wallet backed up) you will have 1 Bitcoin, and 1 BitcoinXT".

Ain't that peachy-s**t just peachy? They break s**t and claim the old s**t "shouldn't be used", but it is the old s**t and the new s**t simultaneously. This means with the Negativity s**t I got running will garner 5000 Old Negz and, if they want to keep them both running but under a new name, 5000 New Negz. This means if "we" wanted to, you could get any crypto-s**t that's pre-that-version, ******** around with it and give it a new name, and we'll have double.

Y'all are ******** up dweebs.

This is where the pre-scam-destiny, get-rich-quick scheme comes in. They want to "fork" it, despite claims of not wanting to, just so their little extra Freebie ******** can give the already overpaid even moar munny for Mega Research or whatever it is their slow s**t could be called. This is where everyone who is exceedingly cheap, that being everyone involved with this, will be moar than happy to promote this so-called "fork" bullshit of this terrible software. You get paid twice by the nature of this failure software, so why not? s**t, by "unofficial" virtue, you can do it, too, so why not make your own copy-pasta'd code like the rest of them? Change half a variable and call it Forkcoin or something stupid, cuz that's all this is whether you put the "official" or the "XT" moniker next to it.

They pseudo-did-it with Clams. "Do u hab a Bitcoin of Dogecoin wallet? Well, you hab Clams!11!1!" Dev-Dicks cashed in gloriously, cuz they made sure idiots bought into it.

Change two variables & you can become a Glorious Payment Overlord, today! That's crypto-s**t for ya, a terrible idea manufactured by greedy idiots who cry about leeches when they are leeches. I hope my 0.01 Bitcoinz gets me 0.01 Bitcoin XTz one day. To the Glorious Payment Overlord Chamber!