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My existence is that of screaming at the elite that think they're not the elite.
Example: You suck; no examples for you.
I want something objective to say. Nah, I'm just going to do something else.
I'll make a list of all "recommendations" they made in here: (plus my thoughts: leaving blank if never played it)
G-Nome
Beneath A Steel Sky
Unreal Tournament
Quake 1 - 3
System Shock 1 - 2
Railroad Tycoon II
Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 - 2 - I really don't care anymore, this crap is a waste of time
Zoo Tycoon
G-Police
Half-Life
Fallout 1 - 2
Albion
Creatures gaemz
Jazz Jackrabbit 2
FreeSpace 2
Deus Ex
Independence War
Thief gaemz
Heroes of Might and Magic III
Might and Magic 1 - 7
Baldur's Gate I & II
Planescape Torment
Outcast
Grim Fandango
Descent 1 - 3
Duke Nukem 3D
Nox
Blood
Shadow Warrior
Duke Nukem 3D
Streets of SimCity
SimCity 2000 - I played one of these, and I really don't care
SimCopter
Sim Theme Park
Sim Park
Sim Ant
Oregon Trail
DOOM
DOOM II: Hell on Earth
Full Throttle
The Legend of Kyrandia Adventures (I just pasted it; not fixing it if it's wrong)
The Longest Journey
Blake Stone - played a shareware 1-level demo like 12 years ago, but I have the full version; didn' get to it. This was actually nice.
Red Faction
Monkey Island series
Sitting Ducks
Tyrian
Highway Hunter
Return to Krondor
Al-Qadim: The Genie's Curse
Phantasmagoria (2): A Puzzle of Flesh
Full Throttle
Diablo I & II - seriously, ******** Diablo II, didn't play the first, but this is s**t
Master of Orion 2
Ancient Domains of Mystery
Starcraft
Command & Conquer series - It's all meh.
Jagged Alliance series
XCOM series
The Ultimate Haunted House
Close Combat gaemz
Castle of the Winds
Lemmings - this ain't half bad if I actually felt like dedicating any time to it
Microman series
Digging Jim
Raptor: Call of the Shadows - I think I have some shareware demo of this laying around
Nitemare 3D
King's Quest I-VI
Quest for Glory I-IV
Police Quest I-III
Myst series
Why did I do this? HAHAHA; why do I do anything? That's a message.
I'm bored, so I'm going to leave a "recommendation" based off of browsing MobyGames with a dash of "inside knowledge" of Japa-Napa freeware/indie obscurity, while not replying to the thread, cuz ******** it, I'm not talking directly to you.
Zelda Classic - I didn't know the original version was actually this old. When was the last update, like a month ago or something?
Carax '95 - I looked for this specifically when I saw this thread. I made it to level 30 with 20870 points today. (Copyright is labeled as 1998 last, so I'm going by that.)
Destruction Derby series
Wing Commander series
Abuse
Worms series
Bust-A-Move series
Rayman series
NetHack - I didn't play this, but I was expecting someone to say it.
Contra - lol, there's a DOS version; didn't play it
Bomberman - lol; didn't play it
Castlevania - beat it like a pro
Gauntlet - DOS version, didn't play it but obvs lel.
Norse by Norse West: The Return of the Lost Vikings - didn't play it, but Lost Vikings
MechWarrior series - only played #3, but I forgot this series pretty much died in 2000 with #4
MechCommander - I can't count #2 cuz 2001 in regards to this idiotic challenge of mine
Mega Man - I don't care if you think it sucks, play it
Mega Man 3 - play it, b***h
Mega Man X
Mega Man X4
Ys series
Tanktics
Lode Runner series - I only played the kinda nifty Lode Runner 2
Carmageddon series
Crimson Skies - ya know what, I beat the one on Xbox, so I'm putting this here
Darkstone - oh really? Dat kinda crappy PSX gaem is on here? Play this.
Forsaken - this thing is here, too?
Safecracker
Mario's Early Years!: Fun with Numbers - I'm kek'ing.
Mario's Early Years: Preschool Fun
Pokémon Project Studio - I'm just noting these things just cuz
PokeROM - uh huh, you still didn't know Nintenda wanted these things on PC before, did ya? Let me just ask you about how much of a "true fan" you are.
Beach Head 2000 - now dat's some entertainment right there.
Twisted Metal 1 & 2 - didn't play them
Abaddon - didn't play it, but look at that; a turn-based RPG with a battle screen that looks like Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest
LEGO Racers - niceness right there
LEGO Alpha Team - never played it, but why not?
LEGO Rock Raiders - why are you still here? There's dem LEGAs on the horizon.
Frogger - ah yes, the gaem I wanted to play but never got around to it
Centipede - played a little of it on PSX, but that is what nostalgia is made of. It's not the arcade Centipede, gaiz; it's entertainment, kek.
Missile Command - never beat it cuz ******** the final boss
Space Invaders - Luvly
Pong: The Next Level - were all five of these really released around '99? Dat's kinda nifty.
Asteroids - never played it, same as above
Sinistar Unleashed - pretty much the same as above, but Sinistar, so play it, ********
Galaga: Destination Earth - I didn't play it, peeps don't seem to like it, but it fits in with this theme, so play it anyway, ********
Disney•Pixar Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue! - you know what? I 100%'ed this on PSX like 12 years ago. Play this, it's better than you think it is. I know, it's one of those "dreadful" movie-licensed gaemz dat AVGN's nerdbase insists upon butting its retarded head in to say, "all movie based gaemz suck and there's no exception cuz Dear Leader James said so".
Driver - I don't know why I'm referencing this, but hell, it wasn't bad.
Grand Theft Auto 1 & 2 - ah yes, Le Originalez, never played them, but it seems more interesting than the 3D ones.
Final Fantasy VII & VIII - never played 8, but looky here; both from before 2000.
Psychic Force 2012 - I'm not sure if srs or not. I never played it, but apparently there's some arcade fighting game here that was ported to PS3 and Vita at some point.
Rugrats: Search for Reptar - Pretty much Nostalgia Goggles right now, but play it.
Army Men series - I only played Sarge's Heroes, but ******** it, do 'em all
Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K. 2 - never played it, but...
Metal Gear Solid - I'd expect you guys to care more about referencing this than me, but I still haven't and probz will never play this
Mr. Driller - never played it, but it Mitter Dwilla! (played DS version on emu, got bored)
Pac-Man: Adventures in Time - looks kinda nice
Rollcage Stage II - hrrng, play this ********' gaem
Giten Megami Tensei: Tokyo Mokushiroku - Oh yes, how can I forget the 'loyal' Megami Tensei fans? Gaem never to be translated in 3... 2... 1...
Samurai Shodown IV - really?
Sorcerian Forever - see below
Sorcerian Original - Ys fanboys who just now know of Falcom, quick question - do you actually care?
South Park: Cartman's Authoritah - unlicensed sidescroller that I didn't know about? what is this world?
Star Trek s**t - cuz you want it
Star Wars s**t - cuz you want it
Suikoden II - it's Chinese, but you probz don't care.
Monopoly Junior - play it, c** on
Total Annihilation - and no one mentioned this in the thread; pathetic
Total Annihilation: Kingdoms - it's a sequel, not an expansion. I got it for a dollar at a Dollar Tree years ago.
Ultima series - never played it, but c** on, it was up to #9 by 1999. Seriously, do you peepz actually bother to ******** look for anything?
Wait a minute, what's this "Eroge/Hentai" section doing here? Now we're talking my type of referential points. There's the s**t you should be translating.
Baldr Bullet - ********, the Baldr series goes back that far? Baldr Neko Force is newer, but ******** was that fun.
X-Change 1 & 2 - didn't play the second one
Briganty: The Roots of Darkness - didn't play it
Knights of Xentar/Dragon Knight series - didn't play it
Metal & Lace: The Battle of the Robo Babes - I think there's a second one, but I couldn't get anything to work
Rance series - didn't play it
GunBlaze - didn't play it
Dungeon Buster 2: Revive - didn't play it
Mad Paradox - didn't play it
Hentai Anime Poker - just cuz it's on the list...
Tsukihime - ******** hell; the grand opera of what should piss off and appeal to you plebs. It's Le Horror Porno Visual Novel the Reckoning. I never played it, but I wanted to before I got bored. It spawned the epicness known as Melty Blood you pathetic wenches.
I could go on, ya dig? Did ya notice I only gave ya one specific Japa-Napa freeware indie gaem, since I know you hate such things? I'm also too irritated to look. Did ya notice I only had to look primarily through the 2000 and 1999 years for s**t to tell you scumlords? It wasn't hard.
I just saw this during this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DoJa
Let me summarize:
This is a Japa-Napa-specific phone that has Mega Man 9 among other things for it since 2001. *Question* How many fantards have bothered to archive anything for this, again? Oh, right, this is the second time I've heard of DoCoMa since February, in my thread on r/emulation, in which someone else noted that next to nothing for that phone was ever put on teh piracy archival side of teh internet.
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