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Quote from TubeYou to Destroy Christfaggotry
"So the flood is over and Noah can see a beach. He lands his ship and starts to unload the animals. The animals walk off, two of each kind, side by side. Noah smiles knowing the disaster is over and they can all start re-populating the planet.
The lions are hungry, after such a long trip. So the lioness chases down a gazelle for her and her mate to feast on. Gazelles are now almost extinct and have no way to reproduce. Later that day a tiger kills a deer.
See where I'm going with this story?"

Genius at work.

In order for the massive Christardation to try and squirm their way out of this, they'd have to argue that every animal Noah saved were all herbivores that were on good terms immediately after the flood. As much as they'd like to think that they could fit "just" the animals in the Ark, they'd also have to try and claim that no animal needed to eat for 40 days cuz "Gawd made it so", otherwise the food supply for 40 days would take up half the size of the boat. After this time, you'd have to assume that Noah and his offspring were strictly vegan in order to make sure the rest of the animals could survive. What type of food preserving did you do? Didja eat rotting mushrooms for 30 days?

Second, if the architecture of the boat was so perfect and infallible, why did a boat of even the closest in size take until the time of Titanic to produce, and was still faulty?

PLZ TRY TO WIN! I LOVE MOCKING YOU!





 
 
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