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People are still being retarded with this Garner thing.

My Interpretation of Le Halfwits: "Whether it was a choke-hold or not is questionable. See, Le True Choke-Hold requires the 78th pore from the base of the elbow, turned 180 degrees around to the other side of the arm to be pressed against the front of the neck, while the other arm holds the choke-arm with the thumb underneath the wrist exactly 5.23 inches from the central position of the large, blue vein located 2 millimeters from the center-left of the forearm. Otherwise, it's not a choke-hold."

You people really have no brain. What, do you want to tell me, "No, it wasn't a choke-hold, it was Le Sleeper Move"? I just, you ******** are incomprehensible, and you're so retarded you're arguing the ******** accuracy of the name of the move they performed like some sort of ******** judo/kung-fu/taekwondo/wrestling/boxing expert nerd. Who in their right mind ******** cares you pin-headed pieces of s**t?

I know you don't have any friends, unless they're as retarded as you are, so here's a challenge for your stupid a**. First note, choking someone inadvertently causes them to try to fight for their lives out of instinct. There is practically no stopping your reaction to want to flail around in desperation, to which retarded cops who know nothing will construe this as an excuse to apply more pressure until you die/pass out because of their retarded "resisting arrest" clause.

Now then, your challenge is to get one of your muscular nerdy "friends" you have, like Spongebob, Twilight Sparkle or Pikachu since I know you're about as friend-filled as I am, and have them perform this "not-choke-hold" on your stupid a** for the exact length of time with as much force as possible as in the vidya and tell me how your ******** a** feels. It was done on me for a shorter length of time by a pretty skinny tart, but please, be my guest and actually be something other than a ******** retard who knows absolutely nothing, who's never gotten in an actual fight in your privileged little lives. If Le Shitty WWE and basic ******** fighting knowledge taught me anything, it's that regardless of your size, your nuts and your throat are easily exploitable weak points that can ground anyone in mere seconds, so knock off your ********, "He wath thuper large" comments, you jack-offs.

Also, your d**k-sucking, pathetic, appeal-to-authority bullshit is showing. Ooh, and how about those other debilitating weak spots, like the sternum and the pressure points between your shoulders and your neck? You're just... too ******** stupid for words.