I started watching TV more than I usually do... which was usually just condensed to WWE if I cared, cuz those other two house residents wertch it. I'm'a actually talk about this s**t, cuz ******** it.
WWE:
It's always been s**t. I hear nostalgiafags like my mother's boyfrand talk about how great the forced persona of Hulk Hogan is. There's nothing remotely interesting about him.
However, WWE works great as a live-action soap opera comedy show with terrible acting that's so bad it's hard to look away. So, Persona Tiem:
Goldstardust: Hilarious buffoons.
Cena: S'alright, bit hit and miss.
Bray Wyatt: I can't see this persona as being anything other than the best thing to have graced this s**t-show.
Ambrose: Pretty nifty, C+ hilarity.
Miz: The ego is hilarious.
Damien Mizdow: Being the "stunt double" is hilariousness at its most epic peak.
Paul Heyman: "The one behind the one in 21 & 1." Top Lelz.
Bo Dallas: Hilariousness.
Everyone else: ******** off. I don't really care about your attempts at victimization or other pseudo-serious remarks and personalities. Lana can be quite hilarious in a troll kind of way, tho.
After Raw: Christley Knows Nothing:
This upper middle class Christian retard personifies everything that makes Christianity a piece of s**t. I feel like half the reason this show is deemed to have a large viewer-base is based off of it coming on at 11, directly after Raw with no commercials and thousands of people having fallen asleep after the too-addicting-to-look-away train-wreck that is Le WWE has gone offline. This high-pitched, whiny ******** otherwise known as Christley is one of the primary reasons it's ******** difficult to not claim Christurds are ******** fags in deep denial.
I mean seriously, can you gaiz not find any other attention whore to represent your stupidity other than this guy? Scratch that; I meant prissy b***h. My church-going grandmother can't stand him; now that says something.
Before Smackdown: Haven:
I initially wanted to watch this thing cuz I was interested in WWE's Edge. Holy s**t is this show crap. It's like the most confusing, terrible acting all placed in the same show.
After Smackdown: Z Nation:
Holy s**t, you did it. You finally got me to watch something with zombies that's actually decent. Today was Le Season Finale, which was nice. How To Not Become Zombie: Group Hug Around Le Messiah. You got nice lelz for me, and I like that. Murphy is a nice bundle of lelz. I started watching this thing cuz of that skinny guy in the computer room who was Kyle in... Road Trip? I think that's the name.
South Park:
It's been years since I actually, deliberately put this on. The newest show was #Rehash, which I just had to watch cuz it said PewDiePie was in it. Now I remember why I liked this show.
Right before that episode was c**k Magic. So, a bunch of roosters were c**k fighting with Magic the Gathering cards; Lelz. Stan's(?) father then proceeds to think it has something to do with a magic show regarding his p***s. So, he goes all lelz-mode and proceeds to hold a magician act in front of a bunch of preschoolers in which he puts his d**k in a case and cuts it in half. He's screaming, the preschoolers are screaming, there's blood everywhere, and then he goes up to one of the kids and proceeds to pull the cut-off p***s from behind the kid's ear, places it in his pants, and zips up as if nothing happened. They're all screaming and crying, and one kid screams, "I hate you." to which my lelz have skyrocketed.
I love this show, again.
The Eric Andre Show:
I saw one episode a few months ago. I kinda lol'd but also didn't really care. The one I saw the other day immediately changed that. It was literally the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I distinctly remember the one part with Team Go and forgot the rest. It was classic; the stereotypical, pseudo-hyped children's team, like a Sesame Street type of thing, where it shows one of them taking a s**t, set to upbeat music as they go on Le Adventures of beating up some guy at the park and kidnapping a toddler. Oh ********, like ********, my sides.
The last part, I don't remember the exact context, but it was the stereotypical script you see about what trippy things you would say while high on pot or something. I died; Game Over. I wasn't even going to watch it that day and was about 5 seconds from shutting off the TV and coming back over here, but thank ******** I didn't.
Too Many Cooks:
That 15-minute long intro was the strangest and most delightful s**t I saw in a while. Can't describe; may be watching moar if possible.
Key & Peele:
"Dicknanigans." Toppingz on my Lelz.
That concludes this episode. Stay tuned for more s**t Le Total Lord says.
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