I think ya'll, y'all, yal'l, yall, 'yall and yall' understand that I think y'all're s**t-stains, right?
I have another reminder for why you're all assholes. Again, I'm going to tell you how piracy is easier to understand than your basic functions.
Part One: I attempted to "root" the phone.
1. I searched for an obscure, little .bat file with some other file.
2. It said if it wasn't for the right phone it would "brick" it.
3. It was the only result for the specific phone I have.
4. I had a 50/50 shot of this thing destroying the phone.
5. I double clicked the batch file after plugging Le Device into the computer.
6. It worked.
See that? Those are simple instructions. Those were the exact instructions. There was nothing else mentioned or required for this phone. What purpose was rooting the phone? Android is a piece of s**t that doesn't allow you direct access to your own ******** games' save files. You know what happens when you remove a game? The save files go with it. You know what they expect you to configure that probably doesn't work properly; a ******** Cloud storage service with ******** Dropbox or whatever.
Let me describe how game/app installs work on this piece of s**t and why uninstalling s**t becomes necesssary. There are 3 storage locations: System, Internal and SD card. When you install a game or an "app", it splits its storage-usage location to two parts of the phone. This is absolutely retarded. It apparently wants to go to System and Internal, always; ******** your SD card. System storage is the biggest reason this thing should be fired out of a cannon. You see, I currently have 97.2MB used and 60.2MB free. Internal's total is ~1GB, and the SD card is irrelevant so I'm not going to mention it.
There's some slightly useful option to free up more space. Go to App Manager and click any app under the "Installed" tab. Hit the option to "Move to internal memory." Again, forget you have an SD card; it's not an option. If you don't do this for every damn thing you have, you're not going to be able to install more than 5 ******** things. That is, pending it gives the option to move a portion of it to internal, which Google Play does not.
I deleted over 75% of the things that were originally on the phone and adding up the things using the system storage only comes out to ~59.91MB used, which means around 40MB is used for ********. For reference, Google Play takes up 34.2MB, which means around 74MB is more-or-less mandatory to take up space. That leaves me with ~83MB of the 157MB total. For reference, Terraria takes up ~47MB with no internal option available. I deleted it, anyway. Don't forget about your saves, tho; lel.
Part Two: I want to install a .apk from somewhere other than Google Play's horrendous search function and region locking.
1. You go to the phone settings and check/uncheck the box about allowing unknown sources.
2. Install an app from Google Play/Store/Whatever like ES File Explorer.
3. Download .apk.
4. Browse for file with ES File Explorer.
5. Click file.
6. Click install.
?. Holy ******** s**t; it's like I'm a god.
Did you want to try that Rockman Xover s**t? Did you find where it even ******** is, because Google Play/Store/Whatever is designed worse than Tumblr? Here ya go: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.co.capcom.android.rockmanxoverjp
Does it say it's incompatible, because it lies to you and is plainly just region-locked from the Play Store by a bunch of morons? Well then, paste that link above in the box over here: http://apps.evozi.com/apk-downloader/
I'm so good at this, aren't I? See these ******** simple as s**t steps? Don't ask me how to sign up, because they won't tell me how to Japanese properly, and I really don't care enough to attempt it. The sign-up screen music is alright, tho.
Part Three: How do I disable Auto-Photo-Back-Up?
1. Android site says: "Go to Photo App."
2. Yay; this phone never had that at any one ******** point.
3. *No other results from Google's Headquarters; there's a thread with 4 pages of people not capable of deleting the back-up folder*
4. Suggestion 2: "It's handled in the Google+ App."
5. That has no settings, and they all say "can't connect to server."
6. Suggestion 3: "Go to Gallery and click the 3 dots in the right hand corner."
7. I don't have 3 dots in there.
8. Suggestion 4: "Go to Gallery and click the settings."
9. Yippee; Gallery don't got that either.
10. Holy s**t; now the modem isn't connected to the internet again.
11. While that does nothing, let's recap some other suggestions on this page.
12. Suggestion 2.5, cuz I'm not typing in order of ones I tried: "Try going to Settings/Accounts/Google/(your Google account). There you can uncheck sync for Google Photos. See if that does the trick."
13. See, that one has these settings in it.
14. Why are these legalese-friendly tasks filled with unnecessary bullshit? Google's own ******** site can't even give you a proper answer.
So, this has a very friendly expedition. See you all next time! *winky*
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