This was a hilarious thing I witnessed:

"I am a wounded US Marine. I deserve what happened to me. I ignorantly ran into battle to fight a war against an almost fictional enemy. An axis of evil. I was to stupid to understand what the military industrial complex is. I was 18 and fresh out of high school. I was too stupid to go to college. I was too stupid to understand propaganda that lured me into the military; to fight for military contractors to get bigger pay checks. I was one ignorant f*ck and look what happened to me. So now I am going to suck the sh*t out of you tax payers as much as I possibly can because it's to much to ask me to be responsible for my own action. I have never fought for american freedom for one single moment in my life.

a military welfare queen."