You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.
You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
~!Emo-Froot!~ Community Member 
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