I would always get in a fight with some friends then somehow it ended up with a yo momma joke battle.Usually,I'm quiet,in the background.They hardly hear me curse and do anything like yo momma jokes.So this was new.Instantly,my friend lost against me.Here's a few that I said- -Your momma's so fat and hairy,clifford the big red dog saw her and said,'Damn,that's a hairy b***h -Your momma's so fat,when she enlisted in the army,they used her as an atomic bomb -(One of my favorites cuz my teacher told me this one) Your momma's so fat,not even chuck norris can move her -Your momma so fat,when she was crossing a bridge,someone yelled out,'Go free willy,GO!!
All of those except the third one were all the ones I made up. Moral of the story- I have a sharp tongue,don't try messing with me.
Haeza _0 · Fri Jan 20, 2012 @ 06:44am · 0 Comments |