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The Final Journal Entry (#50) - A Proper Farewell

The Final Show

*The pyro blasts on the stage as the Crowd cheers, they know the pyro can only mean one thing... the show is back!!! Gerald Lord (GL) is shown on the titantron speaking with Mashneku (MN)*

MN: ... *has heard the truth behind Ricc413300's (RIC) rebellion* So, that's what happened... hmmmm... *shrugs it off* Whatever man. *walks off*
GL: What about the show?
MN: *says from a distance* Sorry man, you're on your own with that. *a door can be heard shutting*

*The lights of the arena dim, the song The End by The Doors starts to play as GL comes out on the stage, a solemn look on his face... the Crowd has their lighters out and is swaying to the music, the announcers for the night are: Viggo Mortensen (VM) and Liam Neeson (LN)*

VM: Welcome everyone, to what has been heavily rumored, for the past few months, to be GL's last show.
LN: Shame really, it's my first time doing commentary for this show, and it has been a blast so far, this Crowd is magnificent!
VM: I've got to agree with you on that partner. *GL has entered the ring and the lights come back on the arena* Ah, it seems the host of our show is going to explain the rumors.
GL: *takes the microphone* Hello everyone! *Crowd cheers incessantly, GL can't hide his smile* I know! I know! It has been a while. I do apologize about that... *is pacing about in the ring now, really just absorbing the moment in* ... part of all the delaying had to do with waiting for my injuries from Hell in a Cell to heal. But that was done with by February... *pauses* many of you have possibly heard the rumors circulating about.
LN: I know I have.
GL: Well, I'm going to clear it all up right now. Yes, this is our last show. *The Crowd is rather quiet* But no, we are not bankrupt, we're actually above on our finances, *pauses and smiles* thanks to a very generous group of donors. I'd thank them publicly right now, but you wouldn't believe me if I revealed their identity.
VM: Whoever those people are, they are truly awesome. Just wanted to chime that in...
GL: But, yes, as my entrance music said, this is the end. *starts up enthusiastically* But damn it, we are going out with a bang! *Crowd cheers loudly* I mean, look at this! *indicates at the arena* I mean we've got freaking Aragorn and Quijon Jin doing announcing tonight, give it up to them! *Crowd cheers even louder*
LN: Yeah! *he and VM stand up at the commentators table and take a bow*
VM: Thank you. Thank you. *they both return to their seats now*

GL: Now, I'm not quite sure my final guest for tonight will receive as much of an approving cheer from you guys. My guest tonight is Justin Beiber (JB). *A large hail of boos erupt from the audience, but the younger female members of the crowd actually can be heard cheering, GL chuckles* Yeah, I figured as much, but depending how this show goes, tonight might just end with Beiber laid out in the middle of this ring. *Crowd cheers loudly again* Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Beiber!
JB: *The song "Baby" by Justin Beiber plays, as JB himself, makes his way down the ramp, singing along the way* Baby! Baby! Baby! Ohhhhhhh!
LN: You know, I've got to wonder what GL is playing at with inviting JB as his guest tonight.
VM: If the past entries have shown anything, GL's guests do tend to end up getting their backsides handed to them. I bet a majority of the audience don't think he's any Good. *says that last part while raising his eyebrows*
LN: *looks at VM momentarily* Oh I see what you're doing... *smiles* well fine, two can play at that game.
VM: Alrighty then... *Before JB can even say a word to GL, he is interrupted by the Jonas Brothers!*
Joe Jonas: *is strutting down the ramp alongside Nick and Kevin Jonas* Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! *Crowd boos them loudly* Isn't this interesting?! The man who tormented us for the better part of 2010, has invited JB as his final guest for his show!
VM: I've forgotten all about these guys!
LN: Of course you have, in 2010, JB had *emphasizes this word* Taken, their spotlight.
VM: *gives him a look* Oh, well played, but whatever the reason they're out here tonight, they'd better be careful, GL's has quite a ... *pauses* History of Violence.
LN: Well, in this scenario, should a fight ensue, JB's fighting skills are rather *smirks* Unknown.
GL: You guys... again? How many times do I have to beat you all to get the message across, it's over! You've lost... repeatedly!
Joe Jonas: No! It is not over! Since New Years, our resolution has been to get pay back on you... and tonight is our last chance. And we want a shot at Beiber too! Which is why, here tonight, we're going to issue a challenge to you! Us, The Jonas Brothers V.S. GL and JB!
GL: Oh, that sounds tempting, but I'm not so sure...
JB: Wait GL. I have no problem teaming up with you, if it means I have to gain your respect and the respect of these fans.
GL: Well, I have no problem giving you your chance, but the Jonas Brothers, it will not be 3 V.S. 2. There is someone who has wanted to get his hands on you three since last year. *Break by Three Days Grace plays as Glove Box Sex (GBS) comes out to a massive pop from the Crowd!*
GBS: Remember me? *says smiling!*
Joe Jonas: We'll see you all later tonight then!

VM: Oh my gosh! The Jonas Brothers V.S. Justin Beiber, Gerald Lord and Glove Box Sex! A 6 Man Tag Match! Tonight! This could be the battle to determine who is the *pauses* Lord of the Rings... *LN gives him an odd look* The wrestling rings!
LN: *sighs* Well, one thing is for sure... it will be quite the Clash of the Titans! *smiles*
VM: *snickers* You're pretty good at this... everyone, we need to take a break. This will be settled when we return.

To be continued...

Justin Beiber? Ally or Enemy? Can he really be trusted by GBS and GL? Looks like they shall find out next time.

Til then...

That... is... all!!!!