Makaylah: "I'm not ready to die!"
Alejandra: "Diego, hurry up slow poke!"
*ALEJANDRA STOPS IN HER TRACKS*
Alejandra: "Xavier?"
*DIEGO RUNS INTO ALEJANDRA*
Alejandra: "Ouch!"
*BOTH ALEJANDRA AND DIEGO FALL*
Diego: "Ow! D*** it!"
Alejandra: "You owe me another quater!"
*MAKAYLAH RUNS, HIDING BEHIND XAVIER AND JENNY*
Makaylah: "Eeep!"
Xavier: "What the heck is going on?!"
Makaylah: "Xavier?"
Jenny: "Didn't Alejandra just say that like 45 seconds ago?"
Makaylah: "You two have to help, we're being attacked!"
Xavier: "By what?"
*ZEK COMES RUNNING IN*
Xavier: "Zek?"
Zek: "Xavier? Jenny?!"
*ZEK LOOKS AT MAKAYLAH, ALEJANDRA, AND DIEGO*
Zek: "And who the f*** are you three?"
*ALEJANDRA GETS AN ANGRY EXPRESSION, GETS UP, DUSTS HERSELF OFF, WALK OVER TO ZEK AND BEGINS YELLING AT HIM, POKING HIS CHEST EVERY FEW WORDS*
Alejandra: We Mr. (POKES) are travelers that have pretty much gone through hell the past day (POKES)! We were shipwrecked (POKE), washed up on this spit of land (POKE), got lost (POKES), and have even been shot at (POKE), chased (POKE), and lost HALF of our group to whatever scruffy human eaters you have on this island (POKES ONCE MORE VERY HARD)!!! Just look at what someone did! They hit my boyfriend in the butt with an arrow! Now he looks like an unfinished shish-ka-bob! I demand some kind of justice (POKES HIM ONE MORE TIME)!"
*ZEK LOOKS AT ALEJANDRA WITH BIG SHOCKED EYES*
Alejandra: "Why are you still just standing there like a deer in the headlights? Fix it!"
*ZEK'S EYES GET BIGGER AND HE LOOKS OVER AT XAVIER*
Zek: "Lets get them back to camp."
Xavier: "Way ahead of you."
*XAVIER HELPS JENNY BACK UP, AS THEY BEGIN TO HOP AROUND AGAIN*
Xavier: Dang it! So close! I'll get you back for that Zek!
Jenny: Did we almost do what I think we almost did? Nah...couldn't have been...could it?
(BACK AT THE CAMP)
*WE ALL SIT AROUND THE FIRE, EATING, AND SHARING STORIES*
Rei: "You know, its getting kind of late. Shouldn't someone be back by now?"
Me: "The search party returned saying they couldn't find anything. But we shouldn't worry. Since Zek and Xavier aren't back yet, that probably means that they found them...right?"
Lisa: "Probably. But knowing our luck, they probably shot them or something."
*LISA CHUCKLES*
Me: "Oh come on, I doubt Zek and Xavier could be that careless."
Kiera: "Want to take a second guess?"
*KIERA POINTS TOWARDS JUNGLE PATH WHERE WE SEE XAVIER HELPING JENNY, ALEJANDRA HELPING DIEGO, AND MAKAYLAH AND ZEK BEHIND THEM*
Me: "Oh my gosh you guys found them! And you did shoot them..."
Xavier: "What?"
*I CHUCKLE A BIT*
Me: "Oh nothing, not a thing."
*SYNOVA AND KENDAL BEGIN WALKING TOWARDS THE DINNER AREA AFTER A LONG NAP*
Synova: "Oh my gosh, we found them! Makaylah, Alex, DIEGO!!!"
*SYNOVA RUNS TO DIEGO, CRUSHING HIS FOOT*
Diego: "Ouch!"
Synova: "Aww, I'm sorry."
Kendal: Who is that guy...?
Rei: "Gah Synova, quit hanging on Diego like a cheap drap. He's Alejandra's man!"
*SYNOVA GETS ANGRY EXPRESSION BUT I STEP IN BEFORE A FIGHT BREAKS LOSE*
Me: "I'm so glad you're all safe! Well...for the most part. Umm...Diego...why is there an arrow stickings out of your butt, and another stickings out of Jenny's leg...?"
Xavier: "Umm...sorry...?"
DIEGO AND JENNY: "YOU SHOT US?!"
Xavier: "Hey, hey, hey in my own defense I didn't know there were other humans roaming around the place."
*I CHUCKLE*
Me: "Lets not worry about it."
Thomas: "Accidents happen."
Tony: "What he said."
Me: "We'll take care of that. Braulio, Heather, we need your help."
BRAULIO AND HEATHER: "Fine."
Me: "We'll just take you two, to the infirmary and get you all fixed up. Then we'll get you something to munch on. Alejandra, Makaylah, feel free to eat whatever catches you eye. We haven't finished all the new huts yet. So some of you may have to sleep in the cave. But we'll make room, and soon your new homes will be ready."
Makaylah: "New homes?"
Keila: "Well yeah. We've been stuck here for about two weeks. Until someone finds us, we're stuck in those cheap casa's."
Kiera: "Eh, be grateful you even have a roof over your head."
Thomas: "We're working on making timber houses, but we're stuck until Derek can make an axe."
Derek: "Hey, I'm working on it. Its just hard to keep the sharp stone on the stick when you wack it against a tree."
Tyler: "You're the inventor on this island?"
Derek: "Pretty much."
Tyler: "Sweet, I found my job."
Derek: I have a apprentice?! Sweet!"
Rei: "Its like a cartoon. The main scientist is all small and brainy, while his assistant is big and dumb."
Tyler: "Hey!"
Me: "Anyways...lets go."
Rei: "Its about time, ya'll got here! We were beginning to think that you were abducted by the comet."
Alex: "Not this story again."
Makaylah: "What comet?"
Rei: "The one that made Keith a magic dictator, don't you remember? It first changed Kendal who got lost in the swamp, and...wait a minute, Kendal, what were you even doing in the swamp?"
Kendal: "A monkey stole my shoe, and I chased him to get it. But when I caught the monkey, he bit me, and I ran into a tree branch. I tripped, and next thing I knew I was in the infirmary, waking up to find that I was nothing but bones."
Rei: "Ugh, only you or Synova would be dumb enough to do something like that."
Synova: "Rei, I've had just about enough of your comments."
Rei: "Oh whatever, its not my fault you never act your age."
*SYNOVA GETS READY TO YELL*
Tony: "Whoa, whoa, whoa we don't need World War 3 here."
Synova: "She started it."
Kiera: "Well he's ending it."
Synova: "Hmmm fine..."
*DIEGO'S LOUD SCREAM IS HEARD OVER EVERYONE'S CONVERSATION*
Miranda: "Aren't you going to see if he's okay Alejandra."
Alejandra: "Nah, they probably just finally got the arrow out of his butt. Serves his right for not letting me pull it earlier."
*LISA LAUGHS AND PETER LOOKS AT HER SHOCKED*
Lisa: "Nice."
(IN THE INFIRMARY)
Diego: "Oh f***, that hurt."
Heather: "I think it hurt our eyes more than your butt."
Me: "Oh burn."
*I LAUGH AND BRAULIO TWITCHES*
Me: "So how are you doing Jenny?"
Jenny: "All right I suppose."
Me: "You suppose? Whats up?"
Jenny: "Its nothing."
Me: "Oh my gosh, its a boy! Its a boy, its a boy, its a boy, isn't it?! See ya'll, I got to talk to my friend about a boy!"
BRAULIO AND HEATHER: "What?"
Me: "See ya!"
*I SLIGHTLY PUSH BRAULIO, DIEGO, AND HEATHER OUT THE DOOR THAN SIT BESIDE JENNY*
Me: "So whats his name?"
Jenny: "There is no boy."
Me: "Its a chick?!"
Jenny: "No!"
*JENNY LAUGHS*
Jenny: "Its no one. Just me, myself, and I."
Me: "Oh whatever, and Chinese food comes from Africa."
*JENNY LAUGHS*
Jenny: "Hey you never know."
Me: "Come on Jenny, I promise I won't tell anyone. Please, please, please, please!"
Jenny: "Tiff, you know I'd tell you if there was anyone."
Me: "Fine. You be all secretive. But I'm more ninja than you think. I'll find out, oh yeah. Just wait and see."
*JENNY LAUGHS*
Me: "Well we better get back out there before too much gossip grows."
Jenny: "I'll be there in a moment."
Me: "Suit yourself."
Jenny: "Dang! She can read me like a book. Well, who am I kidding? Its Tiff, and I've known her since third grade. Of course she knows...but I just met Xavier. He is cute, but I don't know much. I shouldn't be getting this excited. Its just a crush after all...right?"
TO BE CONTINUED...
NEXT TIME ON TROPICAL DISASTER...
Jenny's crush deepens for Xavier, only when she finally gets enough courage to attempt a kiss, Xavier feels a strange pain in his mouth. Ugh oh...I don't think we have a dentist on the island!
STAY TUNED!
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