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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Hey man, Ernie peed his pants, too!" And you're also thinking, "It's not Monday, unless you're stupid."

You'd be right, too, if it weren't for the fact that...Well, no, you are right. I'm not fooling anyone with that bit. I mean, I guess you are a bit wrong about it being Monday if I'm stupid, because even then it's still not Monday, but I digress. Let's cut to the chase. This is where I will divulge all of my secrets to success. Now, it is worth noting that when it comes to success, I have none. So anyone not willing to take advice from a person with no advice to give, just walk away.

Everyone else, buckle up. I'm giving you cheat codes for life. Today I'm gonna start off with am oldie, but goodie. It's pretty simple, but it really helps before a bank heist.

1. By rapidly pressing AABBAABBAABBA, you get invincibility.

There you go. Until next time, World. Have a wonderful cake.