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Birthday: 10/28

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Hi! Back by popular demand! Well, uh, actually nothing. I'm not back, I never really left, I have no popular demand, and...wait. Why am I assuming I was talking about me?

So, I guess I will talk about me. I've got eyes, face, nose, feet. That's the basics. I can't juggle or impress you. So please don't assume I will do either of those things. This assumption made by strangers has gotten me into three or four West-Side Story-esque dance/knife fights

I can't dance or fight with knives either so all of those previously mentioned instances ended in disaster for me.

I used to tell people that my weakness was being eaten by alligators, but that was false. It turns out, I was mistaking crocodiles for alligators and a lot of people showed up with legitimate alligators and well...They were disappointed. So it's pocket crocodiles for anyone keeping score.

I live somewhere. It's pretty fancy.

I don't know how to count without using my fingers. Any number that can't be counted with some sort of finger method is a mystery to me. Sorry, Nine. What secrets do you keep? sad

I'm only here because I was promised cookies.

That's me again. The updated version, still pretty much an alien baby. Yeah, that's right.

I don't love you anymore, Diary.

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idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 10/28/2016 7:30 am
Happy birthday!
MsAmore Report | 09/27/2016 11:30 am
Hey you biggrin if you're still around my new account is BedlamNymph
Hope you're around and remember me biggrin
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 07/29/2016 5:25 am
Sup, bruh? cool
shxdowhuntxr Report | 01/04/2016 2:07 am
Omgggggg Will!!!! (hope i got that right)

It's been the longest time ever holllyyyyyyy. How you been man? Are you still actively online on Gaia stare We used to have all these weird convos & judging by your, cough, opening speech in your profile, I see no change has been made from about 2 years ago, same old, same old. biggrin

Anyway, just dropping by to say Happy New Year & just figured out that zOMG isn't available... crying crying crying crying my life in Gaia is officially over. [And, if you're wondering who I am or have forgotten me entirely do pay a visit to my profile & check out my lonely comment section razz the names Kristin, btw]

Misaki-chan78 Report | 10/28/2015 3:55 am
haaaapppy bday!!
Socky-Senpai Report | 10/28/2015 1:30 am
Happy Birthday!~
Hope you have an amazing day old friend!~
Arya Honeynozuka Report | 07/03/2015 8:38 am
Arya Honeynozuka
Hi !!!! Long time no see smile

Remember me ???
I hope you are still in gaia
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 04/02/2015 8:52 pm
We're moving to a new place on monday. It's a small rented unit so everything is gonna be a tight squeeze. But at least i get my own room now ans will get
to say goodbye to livng room floors and living off my suitcase. lol How about you? What are you doing mang? Yeeeeeeeeh, time goes by so fast! Idek what
I'm doing with my life. rofl
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/28/2015 11:30 pm
Good advice! Sometimes, when i'm on the bus or in the shower, really spectacular story ideas come to mind. Then, I forget them or lose inspiration when i'm sitting down to write. lol
idkhowtogayaHELP Report | 03/17/2015 7:03 am
Yayeaaaaah! I am eagerly awaiting my future signed copy. whee I love science fiction and horror. How do you deal with writers block though?
Aand where do you find inspiration for your plot and characters? I wanted to be a writers when I was younger, but figured it wasn't for me as I got
older. My attention span is too short. lol

You know what this is. Don't bother.

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