My name is Miaiko, I'm 18 years old, and my birthday is September 2, 1991.
I'm a Virgo, I have black hair and blue eyes. I have been told that I look like, Amy Lee, Grace Slick, that girl from Lacuna Coil, and when I was littler that little girl from 'My Girl.' and Jamie from Halloween 3. I can speak four different languages consisting of English, Korean, Japanese, and Spanish.
I do tarot readings. I have ADHD and OCD, combined with a short attention span. I have overdosed once; by accident on depression and ADHD medication. (I forgot if I took my meds... so I took them again and got my stomach pumped.) I ate expired sushi this morning and had to go to the doctor for food poisoning. I have a heart murmur. I'm allergic to only one thing... Penicillin. I have never; Broken a bone. Gotten stung by a bee, Gotten sun burn, Punched a shark. I enjoy making people laugh and have been told on more than one occasion that I stand out because of it, I guess I never got the memo. I am unemployed. Not because I am lazy, (which I am...) but because this recession is a b***h with a capital ITCH.
The mannequins in the Old Navy commercials creep me out, almost as much as the talking chair from Peewee's Playhouse. I hate the fact that some jokes I tell aren't as funny because I am female. I squeeze the Charmin. It's a well known fact that nobody likes Raymond. I am so Gellin. I watched 'The Seven Year Itch' when I had poison ivy. My mom got pulled over by Stephen Segal.
If life gives me lemons, I make orange juice. I own more Yaoi then regular manga. If you don't know what yaoi is, I'll gladly give you an example. My room has black walls and red curtains. I have an old fashioned alarm clock. You know the kind with bells on each side? Well, mine only has one bell now. Hell hath known no fury like a Chuck Norris scorned. I googled Chuck Norris gets his a** kicked, and there ARE results.
I KGB'd ‘Where's Waldo’? Ramen = Life. I lie when I tell the truth. The song "Happy Together" will always be tied to people running in slow motion. I have a sticker from a hand blow dryer that says "Feel the Power" My iPod's light burned out 8 months ago, rendering all the album art I collected useless. John Belushi is the best and worst thing that happened to the world of comedy. Worst being that he is no longer alive to see it's good times.
Saturday Night Live went to hell after Farley, Belushi, Radner, Martin, and Murray. I am Catholic. I have been hit by nuns. I haven't been to church in years.Those wafers they give at communion... Uh Christ Chex or whatever they're called taste like card board. Since I ate a Christ wafer, does that mean I'm a cannibal? The cotton candy in the walls of my attic taste like blood and death. I put one of those energy saving light bulbs in my room, and it smoked, proceeded to glow, then explode, causing glass and toxic smoke to fill my room. Energy saving my a**, it took me an hour to find all that glass.
A flasher came into my school during a senior pep rally/function and I took a picture of his shlong with my blackberry. When guys sleep around, their usually considered a catch. When girls sleep around guys are afraid of what they'll catch. I either act way older than I am, or way younger. I have the personality of a 45 year old. I am currently going through a not-so-midlife crisis. I share a common thing with Humpty... I have done it in a Burger King bathroom, and I'm hella sick with this. VH1 needs to know 80's Hair Metal bands are not all united under Bret Michaels. Never trust a girl with a big butt and a smile.
I'm an only child, my dad is a metal head who looks a lot like James from Metallica. He has a twin brother that I've never met, but who lives a street away from me. The last I've heard of him, he moved to Florida with his 2nd wife. My mom was not one of the 2. My mother is also a metal head who had me at 17 and still acts that age, even now. Once when I was 5 my mom looked at me, stopped, then turned away and summed up my existence with one word. "...********." If you read all of this... wow. I commend you. And if you say you read it, but just read the end and part of the beginning, you just did something I do quite often and I commend you. Lmao.
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And I laughed at lots of this. XD
~Nya
P.S: The words that I had to type to post this were "the turbans". XD
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