Mew Mew Power! Starring: The Cast of Harry Potter! (Season Two, Part Two)
Kiki: nwn Myew! <33333 -Preforms a stage dive off of the Crow's nest and lands on Neville.-
Neville: x-X;;;;
Harry: O-o ... Who's Kitteh's dad?
Kiki: You're mom. -Hic.-
Harry: o-O;;;;;
Ron: Hey! There's land or something out in the distance!
Fred: That's another ship. -__-
Ron: Are you gonna' stay mad forever about not getting any rum?
Fred: mad I'm NOT mad!
George: Hold on... another ship? Didn't this already happen to us? And shouldn't we be in school?
Neville: Um... what'll we do then? But... Kitteh, James, and Kiki are all drunk. -Watches them light things on fire to see which burns fastest.-
Harry: ...I'm in charge!
Ron: What happened to You-Know-Who? Did we leave him on the island? O-o;
-*-On the island-*-
Voldemort: -To the woodland creatures.- And I solemnly swear to obey my duty as a boy-scout!
-*-On the ship-*-
Kitteh: Go! Buuuuuuuuuuuuurn!~ -Hic.- -Has lit a snail on fire.-
George: ._.; What makes you captain, Harry?
Harry: ...Kitteh's my wife, and she's the captain's daughter.
Fred: ... -__- ...
Neville: Shouldn't we be in school?! gonk -They pass the 'ship,' which turns out to be twenty rowboats in a group.-
Dumbledore: Hello! -Waves from a rowboat.-
George: Dumbledore?! o____o;
Dumbledore: Can't talk now! We must be going! -They row away.-
Harry: That was... Strange... O__o;
Ron: o_o Yeah... Fred, George... you might want to keep an eye on Kiki now... She's drunk, has fire, and is trying to light the sail on fire...
Twins: ... O___O; ...KIKI! GET DOWN!
Kiki: whee -Successfully lights the sail on fire.- -Does another stage-dive onto Neville.-
Neville: x-X; Why me!? gonk
George: So... Captain Harry... what do you suppose we do now?!
Harry: ...What?! I'm not captain, Ron is!!
Ron: Yes!! -Chugs a bottle of rum.- whee
Harry: ..Uh...
Ship: -The whole sail is burnt off, and the deck is catching alight.-
Fred: We're in the sea! There's enough water to put it out!
Neville: We don't have any buckets...
Kiki: -Stumbles over to Neville.- Mini boat! -Jumps off the boat with Neville.-
Neville: gonk
Twins: ... O__O KIKI! -Jump off the ship.-
Harry: ...Abandon ship!! ... Kitteh! [Kiki: mad What about James and Ron?!]
Kitteh: -Stumbling around drunkly.- I'll take -Hic.- the big shi-- -Hic.- --p and you take the -Hic.- Watermel-- -Hic.- --on... and I'll be -Hic.- in the -Hic.- pool for Christ-- -Hic.- --mas! whee
Ron: O__o;;; -Jumps overboard.-
James: Kiki! My darling! I shall not let you drown! -Jumps off, landing on the twins; letting Kiki use him as a flotation device.-
Twins: Oof! ><;;
Harry: Kitteh! Hurry up!
Kitteh: Look! -Hic.- It's Severus Snapeington!
Harry: What are you talking about?! -Looks.-
Snape: -Is going by in a small row boat dressed as George Washington.- -Scowls.- I wanted to be Thomas Edison... -Sails away.-
Harry: o-o;; I'm starting to wonder if the teachers were drugged...
Kitteh: Belly flop! -Falls in the water back first.-
Ship: -Burns and sinks.-
Fred: ...What now? We have to drunk idiots and a drunk Kiki...
George: ...stranded in the middle of the ocean...
Fred: ...with NO boat.
Kitteh: =O! Snapeington coulda' given us a ride!
Snapeington: -Sails backwards, passing them.- No way in hell, girl.
Kitteh: TT~TT;; Why not, damnit? -Hic.-
Snapeington: All of you deserve this. Leaving school, stealing ships, burning them, etc.
Kiki: -Climbs into Snape's row boat while he argues with Kitteh.- Argh! We -Hic.- be the cap'ain of this 'ere ship! -Pushes Snape out, pulls James and Kitteh in, and starts rowing away.-
Harry, Twins, Ron & Neville: Wait! gonk
James: There's no room.
Fred: ... -__-... You seem awfully sober, Mr. James.
James: Alcohol doesn't affect me the way it does you humans.
Ron: O-o; -Climbs in the boat.-
Kiki: Whee! whee
Neville and Twins: -Climb in the boat.-
James: ...Now there's no room...
Kiki: -Ish squished between James and Neville.- >;D Heh... -Hic.-
Harry: gonk Kitteh! Let me come in!
Snape: ... -Dunks Harry under the water and climbs back into the boat.- Get. Out. Of. My. Flippen. Ship. NOW.
Kitteh: -Sober.- xp Make me!
Snape: ._.;; Did you ever THINK to just conjure up a boat with a spell...?
Fred: You can do that?
Snape: Yes, you dunder head.
George: xp Well, maybe we don't know how...
Snape: I could expect that, from the Weasleys and friends.
Ron: =D
James: ...He just insulted you, Ron... ._.;;
Ron: o-o Oh... xp ...Then...
Kitteh: Tell ya what, Snapeington. You can be Severus Snapedison... if we can have your flippen boat. =D Deal?
Snape: ...Make your own damn boat! -Turns the boat over, knocking everyone out.-
Kitteh: -Ish clinging to the seats of it while it's under water.-
Snape: She'll have to come up eventually.
Others: -Watch to see how long Kitteh can stay under water.-
Snape: O-o;; Er-- You're her friends... Aren't you suppose to save her?
-*-Underwater-*-
Kitteh: -Waves to the fishes.- =D -Counts seaweed.- [In thought: Turn the damn boat over already! I'm bored...]
-*-Above water-*-
Kiki: O_o; But... I can't swim! TT~TT -Clings to James.- Mr. Snape, how come... Hey! Where's Kitteh!?
Harry: ...Under the boat.
Kiki: How long has she stayed down there?
Ron: Dunno. We're watching to see how much longer she can hold it.
Kiki: ...
-*-Later-*-
Kiki: -Drooling on James' shoulder as she sleeps.-
Snape: ...I think your friend's dead...
Fred: Nah. She's a tough cookie.
Harry: She's not a cookie!
-*-On Easter Island-*-
Voldemort: My Kitteh senses are tingling! -Dives into the ocean.-
-*-Middle of nowhere-*-
All but James, Kitteh & Kiki: -Are playing strip poker.-
Neville: Ha! All of you give me another article of clothing!
Snape: No!
George: Why not?
Snape: I... can't... ._.;;;
Ron: ..Haha! Snape's naked!
Everyone: -Swim away from Snapedison.-
-*-Somewhere else-*-
Voldemort: -Fighting off a giant squid.-
-*-Wherever-*-
Harry: Aren't we forgetting something...?
-*-Under the boat-*-
Kitteh: -Has opened up a seaweed bank account.- Hmm... so one seaweed is two American dollars?
Fish: =3
Kitteh: =D I see!
-*-Under water-*-
Voldemort: I'm coming, Kitteh!
-*-Wherever-*-
Fred: I don't think so...
Neville: Nah.
Ron: Just your nagging mind, Harry.
George: Couldn't be... James and Kiki are sleeping over there... -Points to James floating on his back, Kiki lying on his stomach, both sleeping.-
Harry: I just have a feeling I've forgotten something...
Snape: ...under the boat?
Harry: ...HOMIGAWD! KITTEH
-*-Under water-*-
Voldemort: Kitteh! I've come to save you!
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Who's that?"]
Kitteh: The guy who'll turn the boat over for me.
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Ah. I see! I'll save your account for next visit.]
Kitteh: Thanks!
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Anytime, Hun!"]
Kitteh: -Voldie, thanks for rescuing me! <33 -Hugs him.- Can you flip the boat over?
-*-On the surface-*-
Harry: -Frantically screaming for Kitteh.-
-The boat flips over, revealing Kitteh and Voldie.-
Kitteh: -Waves.- Hey, everyone! nwn
Harry: You're safe! <33
Kitteh: Thanks to Voldie! -Hugs.- <333
Voldemort: =3 Just saving my favorite person! -Hugs back.-
Harry: -Dully.- Thanks. stare [In thought: Get. Your. Hands. Off. Of. Her...]
Kiki: -Opens one eye and sees the boat flipped over.- -Shakes James.- Boat! Get! Ours!
James: -Raises and eyebrow.- ?
Kiki: ...James, swim me to the boat.
Neville: -Wearing layers and layers of the other guys' clothing.- whee
Snape: Can I at least have my underwear back? gonk
Neville: No! They're mine! MINE I tell you! -Laughs maniacally.-
Fred: ...Why is the boat shaking?
Kiki: -All the lights are turned off and she slowly emerges from the bottom of the boat with a microphone.- -The spotlight shines on her.- Oh!~ Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over! Rock the boat baby!~ <33 La-dee-da, however it goes! Don't tip the boat over! -Turns around and the lights come back on.- James, hurry, row away!
George: -Clapping.- Bravo! Encore! -Waves around someones manties.-
Ron: Hey... WAIT! Take me with you!
Kiki: You've had enough fun already, Mr. Weasley.
Harry: Why do we keep getting split up? gonk -Watches Kitteh and Voldemort float away.- stressed MINE. -Swims after them.-
Snape: ... Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. -Swims away.-
Fred: ...
Neville: -Steals one of Fred's socks.- =D
Kitteh & Voldemort: -Are suddenly in Kiki & James' boat.-
Harry: -Swimming after the boat along with everyone else.-
Fred: That's MY sock! mad
Neville: gonk Liar!
Ron: TT~TT;; I dun' wanna swim!
Kitteh: =3 You have to work for you boat trip!
George: -_- But none of you did!
Kitteh: =3 Yes we did. James and Kiki captained and maintained TWO ships, Voldie became an official boy-scout and rescued me, and I stayed under that damned boat for 15 hours and opened a seaweed bank account.
Fred: ...NONE of that is useful.
James: xp
-Everything suddenly stops.-
Kitteh: -Is suddenly raise on a platform out of nowhere in a slightly revealing cheerleader's outfit, doing cheer moves while waving pompoms.-
Others: -Staring.-
Harry: ... =D
Kitteh: -Points to Kiki.- This is Kiki! *Rock the boat!* She's so fine! *Rock the boat!* You mess with her! *Rock the boat!* She'll blow your mind! *Rock the boat!*
Harry: -Claps.-
Others: .....
Kitteh: -Pout.- Okay, so I'm not that great! TT~TT;; It fit the moment! -Wails.-
Ron: ...Why's she crying? O-o
Kiki: Because, you hurt her feelings, and she had a bad experience with cheerleaders when she was young. A terrible experience... -Replaces Kitteh on the platform in a P.E. teacher's uniform.- Alright, kids! mad Get your asses in gear! C'mon, huff-hoo, huff-hoo!
Others: O-o;;; [In thought: What the hell is wrong with those two?!]
Kiki: Hey! What did I just say?!
Neville: "Huff-hoo, huff-hoo...?"
Kiki: ... gonk Plan B! -Outfit changes into a fancy old British dress.- -Starts singing opera.- LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~~ etcetc...
Others: gonk
Harry: Shut it off, shut it off! :ubergonk:
Kiki: xp
-*-Many plans later-*-
Kiki: -Back in the boat.- Plan X...XX... >;D
James: -Is on the platform stripping.-
Kiki, Ron, Kitteh, etc.: =D <333
Fred: Augh, can we get in the boat yet?!
Kiki: NO.
George: Please? -Big chibi irresistible puppy dog eyes.-
Kiki: Aww... I can't resist... mad Or maybe I can. Stop slacking off, Georgie! No cheating! -George is moved back three spaces for cheating.-
Neville: -Currently in the lead.-
Harry: -Second.-
Fred, George, & Ron: -Third, fourth, and fifth.-
James: -Smirks.-
George: Hey, why are you smirking?! mad
Kiki: ... -George is moved back another three spaces.-
Ron: -Still in last place.- gonk
Neville: Can't you just come and pick us up? gonk
Kiki: Ask Kitteh, she knows... EVERYTHING.
Kitteh: Neville, I'm afraid the volume of our meager pygmy boat cannot hold the mass of more than four average-sized beings. Thus, adding your mass to our already almost-too-much volume of the boat, it will surely capsize and tumble to the bottom of the ocean, setting into a rotting decay for many years leaving us abandoned in this vast ocean forever, to be gobbled up into bits by the fish, our corpses on the bottom of that filthy floor, with other decaying organisms, such as the boat.
Others: ... O____O; .....
Neville: Couldn't we all trade off every so often? gonk
Kitteh: So no, I'm decently smart, and Goddamnit, I earned my boat trip! mad
Fred: Please?
Kitteh: NO.
George: Pretty please?
Kitteh: NO.
Fred: Prettypleasewithsugarandothervarioussweetsthatyoucravetodesireandacherry?!
Kitteh: ...Welll... I suppose...
Others: =D
Kitteh: ...NOT. D<<
Others: gonk
Kitteh: -Mumbling.- Damn-free-loaders. Can't they see that all of us have worked our asses off for this trip?!
Ron: What?
Kitteh: mad Nothing...
James: Kiki, are we close to land?
Kiki: -Looks through a rolled up piece of paper.- Aye, aye. There's an island over in the east!
-*-After they've reached the island-*-
Kiki: -Shouting orders to all the exhausted males and directing them with her paper telescope.- mad And set up another pillow fortress here! Get more firewood! Stop sweating so much, it's gross!
Weasleys, Neville, and Harry: gonk
Ron: Hey, what's that piece of paper you have?
Kiki: My telescope.
Ron: It's paper! -Grabs it from her hand and unrolls it, revealing a treasure map.-
George: -Grabs it from Ron.- ..This is just paper with an X on it...
Neville: =D Treasure! -Starts digging.-
James: -Swipes the map from George.- [Dora: Swiper, no swiping! mad ] It's a map, no doubt. Are we gonna find some treasure, or what?
Kiki: Yush! -Jumps on Fred's back.- Save a horse, ride a cowboy~ <3
Fred: -Smirks.- Heheh...
Kiki: -Kicks Fred's side with spurred boots.-
Fred: gonk And I thought this would be awesome. Well... >;D it is, in a way... -Is kicked again.- >-o;;;
Neville: What's with all this pirate business? gonk
Kitteh: -Anime falls.- D:< Neville! I'm secretly Jesus, and I even understand about pirateness!
Fred: O-o; You're secretly... who?
Kitteh: ._.; No one of your importance.
George: Oh... okay... o-O;;
Kitteh: Argh. Fourty paces left...
-*-After Kitteh leads the group for about four hours-*-
Ron: D:< YOU GOT US LOST!
Kitteh: D:< JESUS NEVER GETS LOST!
Fred & George: ...O_o;;; [In thought: Who the hell is that?!]
James: Argh. I'm afraid er-- "Jesus" is lost this time. D: I have indicated maps stating WE ARE LOST.
Others: ._.; Good going, Kitteh!
Kitteh: > razz Ain't like Longbottom could do any better!
Neville: -Steals Kitteh's hat and map.- Argh! I be leadin' us now! -Looks at the map and points west.- Fifty-seven paces west!
Kitteh: TT~TT Muh hat...
-*-After Neville has lead the group for fifteen minutes-*-
Neville: -Points to a red 'X.'- ARGH! THAR IT BE!
Kitteh: -Mumbles.-
Neville: mad Get diggin', slaves!
Kitteh: No one! And I mean NO ONE talks to my Momma that way! -Beats Neville with a shovel and takes her hat back.-
Neville: x-x;; Sorry, caught up in the moment...
Kitteh: -Scowls.- And never touch my hat!
Neville: Yes, Kitteh...
Kitteh: Well!? DIG! mad mad mad
-*-After the treasure has been dug up-*-
Kiki: -Sitting on the treasure chest.-
Harry: Aren't we going to open it?
Kiki: Yeah! What do you think I'm waiting for?! mad
Harry: -_- You're sitting on it...
Kiki: You can still open it.
Ron: -Tries to open the chest.-
Fred: It's not gonna open...
Harry: Move out of the way. -Pulls up his sleeves.- Just gotta use some magic. -Puts his wand to the lock.- Alohomora!
Chest: -Nothing happens.-
Harry: ...Alohomora! mad
Chest: -Nothing happens.- xp
James: ...Harry, just give up. You can't do it.
Harry: D< You just wait! -Continues trying.-
Kiki: Let me try! -Gets off the chest and pushes Harry out of the way.- -Pulls out her giant ax.-
Ax: =D Finally! I've made my appearance! <33
Kiki: -Starts hacking away at the chest.-
Harry: gonk That ax brings back painful memories...
Neville: -Pushes Kiki out of the way and opens the chest with ease.- O__o
Neville: x-X;;;;
Harry: O-o ... Who's Kitteh's dad?
Kiki: You're mom. -Hic.-
Harry: o-O;;;;;
Ron: Hey! There's land or something out in the distance!
Fred: That's another ship. -__-
Ron: Are you gonna' stay mad forever about not getting any rum?
Fred: mad I'm NOT mad!
George: Hold on... another ship? Didn't this already happen to us? And shouldn't we be in school?
Neville: Um... what'll we do then? But... Kitteh, James, and Kiki are all drunk. -Watches them light things on fire to see which burns fastest.-
Harry: ...I'm in charge!
Ron: What happened to You-Know-Who? Did we leave him on the island? O-o;
-*-On the island-*-
Voldemort: -To the woodland creatures.- And I solemnly swear to obey my duty as a boy-scout!
-*-On the ship-*-
Kitteh: Go! Buuuuuuuuuuuuurn!~ -Hic.- -Has lit a snail on fire.-
George: ._.; What makes you captain, Harry?
Harry: ...Kitteh's my wife, and she's the captain's daughter.
Fred: ... -__- ...
Neville: Shouldn't we be in school?! gonk -They pass the 'ship,' which turns out to be twenty rowboats in a group.-
Dumbledore: Hello! -Waves from a rowboat.-
George: Dumbledore?! o____o;
Dumbledore: Can't talk now! We must be going! -They row away.-
Harry: That was... Strange... O__o;
Ron: o_o Yeah... Fred, George... you might want to keep an eye on Kiki now... She's drunk, has fire, and is trying to light the sail on fire...
Twins: ... O___O; ...KIKI! GET DOWN!
Kiki: whee -Successfully lights the sail on fire.- -Does another stage-dive onto Neville.-
Neville: x-X; Why me!? gonk
George: So... Captain Harry... what do you suppose we do now?!
Harry: ...What?! I'm not captain, Ron is!!
Ron: Yes!! -Chugs a bottle of rum.- whee
Harry: ..Uh...
Ship: -The whole sail is burnt off, and the deck is catching alight.-
Fred: We're in the sea! There's enough water to put it out!
Neville: We don't have any buckets...
Kiki: -Stumbles over to Neville.- Mini boat! -Jumps off the boat with Neville.-
Neville: gonk
Twins: ... O__O KIKI! -Jump off the ship.-
Harry: ...Abandon ship!! ... Kitteh! [Kiki: mad What about James and Ron?!]
Kitteh: -Stumbling around drunkly.- I'll take -Hic.- the big shi-- -Hic.- --p and you take the -Hic.- Watermel-- -Hic.- --on... and I'll be -Hic.- in the -Hic.- pool for Christ-- -Hic.- --mas! whee
Ron: O__o;;; -Jumps overboard.-
James: Kiki! My darling! I shall not let you drown! -Jumps off, landing on the twins; letting Kiki use him as a flotation device.-
Twins: Oof! ><;;
Harry: Kitteh! Hurry up!
Kitteh: Look! -Hic.- It's Severus Snapeington!
Harry: What are you talking about?! -Looks.-
Snape: -Is going by in a small row boat dressed as George Washington.- -Scowls.- I wanted to be Thomas Edison... -Sails away.-
Harry: o-o;; I'm starting to wonder if the teachers were drugged...
Kitteh: Belly flop! -Falls in the water back first.-
Ship: -Burns and sinks.-
Fred: ...What now? We have to drunk idiots and a drunk Kiki...
George: ...stranded in the middle of the ocean...
Fred: ...with NO boat.
Kitteh: =O! Snapeington coulda' given us a ride!
Snapeington: -Sails backwards, passing them.- No way in hell, girl.
Kitteh: TT~TT;; Why not, damnit? -Hic.-
Snapeington: All of you deserve this. Leaving school, stealing ships, burning them, etc.
Kiki: -Climbs into Snape's row boat while he argues with Kitteh.- Argh! We -Hic.- be the cap'ain of this 'ere ship! -Pushes Snape out, pulls James and Kitteh in, and starts rowing away.-
Harry, Twins, Ron & Neville: Wait! gonk
James: There's no room.
Fred: ... -__-... You seem awfully sober, Mr. James.
James: Alcohol doesn't affect me the way it does you humans.
Ron: O-o; -Climbs in the boat.-
Kiki: Whee! whee
Neville and Twins: -Climb in the boat.-
James: ...Now there's no room...
Kiki: -Ish squished between James and Neville.- >;D Heh... -Hic.-
Harry: gonk Kitteh! Let me come in!
Snape: ... -Dunks Harry under the water and climbs back into the boat.- Get. Out. Of. My. Flippen. Ship. NOW.
Kitteh: -Sober.- xp Make me!
Snape: ._.;; Did you ever THINK to just conjure up a boat with a spell...?
Fred: You can do that?
Snape: Yes, you dunder head.
George: xp Well, maybe we don't know how...
Snape: I could expect that, from the Weasleys and friends.
Ron: =D
James: ...He just insulted you, Ron... ._.;;
Ron: o-o Oh... xp ...Then...
Kitteh: Tell ya what, Snapeington. You can be Severus Snapedison... if we can have your flippen boat. =D Deal?
Snape: ...Make your own damn boat! -Turns the boat over, knocking everyone out.-
Kitteh: -Ish clinging to the seats of it while it's under water.-
Snape: She'll have to come up eventually.
Others: -Watch to see how long Kitteh can stay under water.-
Snape: O-o;; Er-- You're her friends... Aren't you suppose to save her?
-*-Underwater-*-
Kitteh: -Waves to the fishes.- =D -Counts seaweed.- [In thought: Turn the damn boat over already! I'm bored...]
-*-Above water-*-
Kiki: O_o; But... I can't swim! TT~TT -Clings to James.- Mr. Snape, how come... Hey! Where's Kitteh!?
Harry: ...Under the boat.
Kiki: How long has she stayed down there?
Ron: Dunno. We're watching to see how much longer she can hold it.
Kiki: ...
-*-Later-*-
Kiki: -Drooling on James' shoulder as she sleeps.-
Snape: ...I think your friend's dead...
Fred: Nah. She's a tough cookie.
Harry: She's not a cookie!
-*-On Easter Island-*-
Voldemort: My Kitteh senses are tingling! -Dives into the ocean.-
-*-Middle of nowhere-*-
All but James, Kitteh & Kiki: -Are playing strip poker.-
Neville: Ha! All of you give me another article of clothing!
Snape: No!
George: Why not?
Snape: I... can't... ._.;;;
Ron: ..Haha! Snape's naked!
Everyone: -Swim away from Snapedison.-
-*-Somewhere else-*-
Voldemort: -Fighting off a giant squid.-
-*-Wherever-*-
Harry: Aren't we forgetting something...?
-*-Under the boat-*-
Kitteh: -Has opened up a seaweed bank account.- Hmm... so one seaweed is two American dollars?
Fish: =3
Kitteh: =D I see!
-*-Under water-*-
Voldemort: I'm coming, Kitteh!
-*-Wherever-*-
Fred: I don't think so...
Neville: Nah.
Ron: Just your nagging mind, Harry.
George: Couldn't be... James and Kiki are sleeping over there... -Points to James floating on his back, Kiki lying on his stomach, both sleeping.-
Harry: I just have a feeling I've forgotten something...
Snape: ...under the boat?
Harry: ...HOMIGAWD! KITTEH
-*-Under water-*-
Voldemort: Kitteh! I've come to save you!
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Who's that?"]
Kitteh: The guy who'll turn the boat over for me.
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Ah. I see! I'll save your account for next visit.]
Kitteh: Thanks!
Fish: -Moves mouth.- ["Anytime, Hun!"]
Kitteh: -Voldie, thanks for rescuing me! <33 -Hugs him.- Can you flip the boat over?
-*-On the surface-*-
Harry: -Frantically screaming for Kitteh.-
-The boat flips over, revealing Kitteh and Voldie.-
Kitteh: -Waves.- Hey, everyone! nwn
Harry: You're safe! <33
Kitteh: Thanks to Voldie! -Hugs.- <333
Voldemort: =3 Just saving my favorite person! -Hugs back.-
Harry: -Dully.- Thanks. stare [In thought: Get. Your. Hands. Off. Of. Her...]
Kiki: -Opens one eye and sees the boat flipped over.- -Shakes James.- Boat! Get! Ours!
James: -Raises and eyebrow.- ?
Kiki: ...James, swim me to the boat.
Neville: -Wearing layers and layers of the other guys' clothing.- whee
Snape: Can I at least have my underwear back? gonk
Neville: No! They're mine! MINE I tell you! -Laughs maniacally.-
Fred: ...Why is the boat shaking?
Kiki: -All the lights are turned off and she slowly emerges from the bottom of the boat with a microphone.- -The spotlight shines on her.- Oh!~ Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over! Rock the boat baby!~ <33 La-dee-da, however it goes! Don't tip the boat over! -Turns around and the lights come back on.- James, hurry, row away!
George: -Clapping.- Bravo! Encore! -Waves around someones manties.-
Ron: Hey... WAIT! Take me with you!
Kiki: You've had enough fun already, Mr. Weasley.
Harry: Why do we keep getting split up? gonk -Watches Kitteh and Voldemort float away.- stressed MINE. -Swims after them.-
Snape: ... Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. -Swims away.-
Fred: ...
Neville: -Steals one of Fred's socks.- =D
Kitteh & Voldemort: -Are suddenly in Kiki & James' boat.-
Harry: -Swimming after the boat along with everyone else.-
Fred: That's MY sock! mad
Neville: gonk Liar!
Ron: TT~TT;; I dun' wanna swim!
Kitteh: =3 You have to work for you boat trip!
George: -_- But none of you did!
Kitteh: =3 Yes we did. James and Kiki captained and maintained TWO ships, Voldie became an official boy-scout and rescued me, and I stayed under that damned boat for 15 hours and opened a seaweed bank account.
Fred: ...NONE of that is useful.
James: xp
-Everything suddenly stops.-
Kitteh: -Is suddenly raise on a platform out of nowhere in a slightly revealing cheerleader's outfit, doing cheer moves while waving pompoms.-
Others: -Staring.-
Harry: ... =D
Kitteh: -Points to Kiki.- This is Kiki! *Rock the boat!* She's so fine! *Rock the boat!* You mess with her! *Rock the boat!* She'll blow your mind! *Rock the boat!*
Harry: -Claps.-
Others: .....
Kitteh: -Pout.- Okay, so I'm not that great! TT~TT;; It fit the moment! -Wails.-
Ron: ...Why's she crying? O-o
Kiki: Because, you hurt her feelings, and she had a bad experience with cheerleaders when she was young. A terrible experience... -Replaces Kitteh on the platform in a P.E. teacher's uniform.- Alright, kids! mad Get your asses in gear! C'mon, huff-hoo, huff-hoo!
Others: O-o;;; [In thought: What the hell is wrong with those two?!]
Kiki: Hey! What did I just say?!
Neville: "Huff-hoo, huff-hoo...?"
Kiki: ... gonk Plan B! -Outfit changes into a fancy old British dress.- -Starts singing opera.- LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~~ etcetc...
Others: gonk
Harry: Shut it off, shut it off! :ubergonk:
Kiki: xp
-*-Many plans later-*-
Kiki: -Back in the boat.- Plan X...XX... >;D
James: -Is on the platform stripping.-
Kiki, Ron, Kitteh, etc.: =D <333
Fred: Augh, can we get in the boat yet?!
Kiki: NO.
George: Please? -Big chibi irresistible puppy dog eyes.-
Kiki: Aww... I can't resist... mad Or maybe I can. Stop slacking off, Georgie! No cheating! -George is moved back three spaces for cheating.-
Neville: -Currently in the lead.-
Harry: -Second.-
Fred, George, & Ron: -Third, fourth, and fifth.-
James: -Smirks.-
George: Hey, why are you smirking?! mad
Kiki: ... -George is moved back another three spaces.-
Ron: -Still in last place.- gonk
Neville: Can't you just come and pick us up? gonk
Kiki: Ask Kitteh, she knows... EVERYTHING.
Kitteh: Neville, I'm afraid the volume of our meager pygmy boat cannot hold the mass of more than four average-sized beings. Thus, adding your mass to our already almost-too-much volume of the boat, it will surely capsize and tumble to the bottom of the ocean, setting into a rotting decay for many years leaving us abandoned in this vast ocean forever, to be gobbled up into bits by the fish, our corpses on the bottom of that filthy floor, with other decaying organisms, such as the boat.
Others: ... O____O; .....
Neville: Couldn't we all trade off every so often? gonk
Kitteh: So no, I'm decently smart, and Goddamnit, I earned my boat trip! mad
Fred: Please?
Kitteh: NO.
George: Pretty please?
Kitteh: NO.
Fred: Prettypleasewithsugarandothervarioussweetsthatyoucravetodesireandacherry?!
Kitteh: ...Welll... I suppose...
Others: =D
Kitteh: ...NOT. D<<
Others: gonk
Kitteh: -Mumbling.- Damn-free-loaders. Can't they see that all of us have worked our asses off for this trip?!
Ron: What?
Kitteh: mad Nothing...
James: Kiki, are we close to land?
Kiki: -Looks through a rolled up piece of paper.- Aye, aye. There's an island over in the east!
-*-After they've reached the island-*-
Kiki: -Shouting orders to all the exhausted males and directing them with her paper telescope.- mad And set up another pillow fortress here! Get more firewood! Stop sweating so much, it's gross!
Weasleys, Neville, and Harry: gonk
Ron: Hey, what's that piece of paper you have?
Kiki: My telescope.
Ron: It's paper! -Grabs it from her hand and unrolls it, revealing a treasure map.-
George: -Grabs it from Ron.- ..This is just paper with an X on it...
Neville: =D Treasure! -Starts digging.-
James: -Swipes the map from George.- [Dora: Swiper, no swiping! mad ] It's a map, no doubt. Are we gonna find some treasure, or what?
Kiki: Yush! -Jumps on Fred's back.- Save a horse, ride a cowboy~ <3
Fred: -Smirks.- Heheh...
Kiki: -Kicks Fred's side with spurred boots.-
Fred: gonk And I thought this would be awesome. Well... >;D it is, in a way... -Is kicked again.- >-o;;;
Neville: What's with all this pirate business? gonk
Kitteh: -Anime falls.- D:< Neville! I'm secretly Jesus, and I even understand about pirateness!
Fred: O-o; You're secretly... who?
Kitteh: ._.; No one of your importance.
George: Oh... okay... o-O;;
Kitteh: Argh. Fourty paces left...
-*-After Kitteh leads the group for about four hours-*-
Ron: D:< YOU GOT US LOST!
Kitteh: D:< JESUS NEVER GETS LOST!
Fred & George: ...O_o;;; [In thought: Who the hell is that?!]
James: Argh. I'm afraid er-- "Jesus" is lost this time. D: I have indicated maps stating WE ARE LOST.
Others: ._.; Good going, Kitteh!
Kitteh: > razz Ain't like Longbottom could do any better!
Neville: -Steals Kitteh's hat and map.- Argh! I be leadin' us now! -Looks at the map and points west.- Fifty-seven paces west!
Kitteh: TT~TT Muh hat...
-*-After Neville has lead the group for fifteen minutes-*-
Neville: -Points to a red 'X.'- ARGH! THAR IT BE!
Kitteh: -Mumbles.-
Neville: mad Get diggin', slaves!
Kitteh: No one! And I mean NO ONE talks to my Momma that way! -Beats Neville with a shovel and takes her hat back.-
Neville: x-x;; Sorry, caught up in the moment...
Kitteh: -Scowls.- And never touch my hat!
Neville: Yes, Kitteh...
Kitteh: Well!? DIG! mad mad mad
-*-After the treasure has been dug up-*-
Kiki: -Sitting on the treasure chest.-
Harry: Aren't we going to open it?
Kiki: Yeah! What do you think I'm waiting for?! mad
Harry: -_- You're sitting on it...
Kiki: You can still open it.
Ron: -Tries to open the chest.-
Fred: It's not gonna open...
Harry: Move out of the way. -Pulls up his sleeves.- Just gotta use some magic. -Puts his wand to the lock.- Alohomora!
Chest: -Nothing happens.-
Harry: ...Alohomora! mad
Chest: -Nothing happens.- xp
James: ...Harry, just give up. You can't do it.
Harry: D< You just wait! -Continues trying.-
Kiki: Let me try! -Gets off the chest and pushes Harry out of the way.- -Pulls out her giant ax.-
Ax: =D Finally! I've made my appearance! <33
Kiki: -Starts hacking away at the chest.-
Harry: gonk That ax brings back painful memories...
Neville: -Pushes Kiki out of the way and opens the chest with ease.- O__o
