Oi, oi!
It's here, once again!
Season two of
Part one of three!
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Part two!
Part three!
Mew Mew Power! Starring: The Cast of Harry Potter! (Season Two, Part One)
Kiki: OMG! It's, lyke.. the premier episode for the second season of this story! Lyke, Uber Wewt! x3
James: ..Excuse her. Yes, we were cancelled for a while, but since the only two people known whom are entertained by this story wanted it back, it came.
-A preview of last episode plays.-
In this season, our characters will become even more aquainted with eachother, and there may be some tragedys... Someone will be killed off the show.. possibly.. in this episode.. Argh. >;D
= Story Time =
Harry: -Dramatic music plays as he runs towards the place where Kitteh's scream came from.- -Camera zooms in on his face.- I must... save Kitteh! -Runs off into the sunset.-
Neville and Ron: -Run after Harry, less dramatically.-
Kiki: ... -Looks at the twins.-
Fred: ..What?! o_o;;
Kiki: Fred! Don't be so mean! ><; Go after them, don't you care about Kitteh?!
Fred: Uh.. well..
Kiki: Go!
Fred: xp -Runs off.-
George: ...What are we suppose to do?
Kiki: We, huh? Alright, then.. ^w^ Jamesie, dear, please go heroically save Kitteh from whatever-the-hell she's gotten herself into now! And George.. -Seductive look.-
James: D:< As you wish.. -Rushes off after the other guys.-
Kiki: >w< Homigawd, Georgie!
George: What? o_o;;;
Kiki: We're.. lyke... On the second season! <3333
George: ...Uh...o_O;;;
* To The Others *
James: -Somehow managed to catch up with Harry.- >;D -Hits Harry with a plastic dinosaur.-
Harry: -Face-plants onto the solid ground, squishing an ant.- gonk
James: -Reaches the spot where Kitteh and Voldie are and stands in a heroic-ish pose, pointing the tail of the plastic dinosaur at Voldemort.- I've come to save you, Madam Kitteh!
So far, in the second season, there is one casualty.
-*-The scene is set as a tea-party where Kitteh and Voldemort are having a conversation.-*-
Kitteh: -Not noticing James.- Oh, yes, Voldie. The mountains are so lovely this time of year! -Sips tea.-
James: o_o
Voldemort: -Looks at James.- Oh! Look, we have a guest! Sit down, sit down! Have a spot of tea with us!
James: But....Didn't Kitteh need saving? :
Kitteh: -Slightly laughing.- Oh no, dear. I'm just having a light conversation with dear old Voldie here.
Voldemort: 3nodding
James: Oh.... Okay! >;3 -Sits down and drinks some tea.-
-*-With Harry, Ron, Fred, and Neville-*-
Neville: Harry! Are you alright?! -Helps him up.-
Harry: I'm fine, but that damn blasted James went to save Kitteh! ><;
Ron: ...Well, at least we know she's safe now.
Harry: stare Geeze, Ron, I love your attitude.
Ron: =D
Fred: .__. Let's just go rescue the damned girl.
-*-George and teh Mommus Kiki-*-
George: RUMMY! -Smirks.-
-*-Guys-*-
Harry: Hurry! We're almost there!
-They arrive at the destination.-
All: eek AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
-The German version of "Barbie Girl" plays.-
James: =_=;;;; Yes, it's our theme-song.
Kitteh: =3 Nice choice in music! -Dances.-
*~George and Kiki~*
George: >;D Rummy! Ahaha, again!
Kiki: >< Gah, shaddup! -Stands up and kicks a deck of cards at George.-
George: Wait! I meant.. not the card game.. ._.;
Kiki: ..Ah.. well.. would you look at the time! I think my mum is calling me! -Runs away.-
George: o_O; -Follows.-
~*Everbody Else*~
Harry; Fred; Ron; and Neville: eek
*~George~*
George: -Looks around.- Where'd she go? ... gonk
~*Kiki*~
Kiki: Ahaha! Look, another old ship! -Squeals.- ... Argh! -Skips off towards it.-
*~Others~*
Harry: What the hell's going on here!? gonk
Neville: ..So, whadda' we do now?
All: ...-Hear another scream.- gonk Not again..
Ron: ..I'll go investigate! >w<
Harry: Whatever, just go.
Ron: ... -Sad Charlie Brown music starts playing as he hangs his head and walks away.-
~*Ronneh*~
Ron: -Spots George.- Aha.. >;D -Sneaks up behind him, but is hit overhead with a frying pan.- x_X
George: Hiyaah! -Turns around to see his little brother knocked out.- ...Uh.. what to do with the body... ninja
*~Kiki~*
Kiki: gonk -After investigation the ship.- There's just a buncha' ex-prisoners living out here.. nothing all too exciting..
Prisoner 1: Hey! We were talkin' to yeh! Don' you go 'n' walk away!
Prisoner 2: TT-TT We are too exciting..
Kiki: Ah.. Okay, let's all be friends! >w< Hi! I'm Kiki!
Prisoner 1: ..Call me Tristan.. -_-; -Is a tall, muscular blue-eyed blond.- [<33]
Kiki: -Giggles.-
Prisoner 2: Oh, and I'm Eduardo! -No description avalible.-
Kiki: Well, Eduardo.. GO AWAY. I need to have a talk with Mr. Tristan! >;D
Eduardo: ..Aha! Tristan and Kiki, sittin' in a tree.. -Has a gun pointed at the center of his forehead.- O_O;;;;;;
Tristan: -Pointing the gun.- Eduardo, do as th' lady says.
Eduardo: =_= -Runs away.-
Kiki: o_o;; <33333
~*Ronneh and Georgie*~
George: ninja -Drags Ron's body to an old pirate ship and leaves him there.- Hmm.. I wonder if we could use this.. maybe.. -Sees Tristan aiming a gun at Kiki.- o_o;; How do these girls keep getting in to trouble.. gonk
Kiki: Oh Tristan! ~
Tristan: --; Eh?
Kiki: -Sees George.- O_o Georgie! Mr. Tristan~ Can we.. have your ship? -Sneaks away when Tristan turns around to see Mr. Georgie.- =_=
George: O_o;; Crap..
Mr.Tristan: Argh! mad And who does ye be!?
George: Erm....George....George Weasley.
Mr.Tristan: pirate And will that be yer' woman?! -Points to Kiki.-
George: Yes...
Mr.Tristan: Argh. I'll make ye a trade. Yer' woman fer' muh ship.
George: Lemme think about it....
-*-Guys and Kitteh-*-
Kitteh: -Laughing.- Oh, my, James! That was hilarious! -Looks to see Harry, Fred, and Neville staring at her.- Dearies! Welcome, welcome! Shall you have a bit of tea with Voldie, James, and I?
Guys: Er...Sure...
Kitteh: Where's Ron?
Harry: O_o; I dunno....
-*-Ron-*-
Ron: @w@;; I'll take to big ship and you take the row boat and I'll be to the island befer' ye!
Kiki, George, and Mr.Tristan
Mr.Tristan: Argh. What'll it be. Yer' woman fer' muh ship 'er not?
George: No! How about a banana for Kiki AND the ship? =D
Tristan: ...Argh. I 'derstand. -Gives George a banana and takes Kiki onto the ship.-
Kiki: D< Good going, Georgie! ... <33
George: Hey, no! -Ish ignored.- ...I'll just go get the other to help me! -Leave a trail of bread crums.-
*~Kitten and Guys~*
George: -Enters the scene to find everyone in old British outfits sipping tea.- Oi... uh... O-o;
Neville: What is it, monsieur?
George: Ah... well... I found a ship! We can go back home!
Fred: That'll just have to wait, you wee, we were just in the middle of a very interesting conversation.
George: Oh... and there was something else... Lemme think...
~*Ronathy*~
Ron: nwn;;; Yummers... bread crums... -Devours.-
*~Kiki~*
Kiki: Ah, what a nice place you have here, Tristan! nwn
Tristan: Aye, now shut yer trap. Ye be a prisoner now, I be takin' yeh to th' dungeon.
Kiki: Yay! <333
~*Kitteh and Guys*~
George: Oh well... whatever I forgot probably wasn't even important. -Sits down to tea.-
Kitteh: -Is suddenly in a punk looking outfit, standing on a stage out of nowhere, dancing while holding a microphone and starts singing.- "Somebody told me, you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, I had in February of lasy year!"
Fred: O-o;;
Kitteh: -Stops.- <-< >-> George... Where's Mommums?
George: -Spits out his tea in Harry's face.- I FORGOT KIKI!! -Runs to get her.-
Fred: -Spits his tea in Harry's face also.- ME TO! -Follows.-
Harry: ._. I'm so loved...
Kitteh: -Glomps him.- We know.
Harry: <33
-*-Mr. Tristan and Kiki-*-
Tristan: Argh. Gin! -Smirks.-
-A rock smashes through the window with a plate of food attached.-
Tristan: Ah, Muh takeout. -Munches.- Ye want s'me, Girl?
-*-Fred and George-*-
Fred: Which way?!
George: -Following the crumbs.- Left!
Fred: Yeah! -Crashes into Ron, whom was eating the crumbs.-
Ron: @w@;; Where are you going?
George: To save Kiki!
Fred: -Helps Ron up.- C'mon!
Ron: ...Okay! -Follows.-
-*-Kitteh and the Guys-*-
Voldemort: R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Found out what it means to me!
James: Just a little bit!
Harry: -Cheering.-
Kitteh: ;~; I hope they hurry...
~*Tristan and Kiki~*
Kiki: -Is devouring Tristan's food, when another rock flys through the window.- =D DESSERT.
Tristan: I di'n't order dessert...
Kiki: -Eats the rock.-
*~Outside the ship~*
Fred: Wow! This is a great ship! Let's take it!
Ron: Hey... I think I've been here before...
George: <-<;;; Heh... well... whatever... Let's go save Kiki! -Commander pose.-
Fred: Hey! Don't act like you're the leader!
George: Oh, but I am. >;D
Fred: Are not! -Gets in another dust-cloud fight with George.-
Ron: nwn Bread crumbs!
~*Kitteh, James, Neville, Voldie & Harry*~
James: Vodka! -Smirks.-
*~Pirate Ship~*
Kiki: Aha! Look at all the gingers outside! ...How many Gingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tristan: Three. -Aims his gun out the window.-
Kiki: Wrong! ... o-O Hey Mister! Those are my Gingers! You don't get to grind their bones to make your bread! -Pounces on Tristan's back.-
Tristan: Argh?! o-o;; -Stumbles around with a girl on his back.-
Ron: -Bursts through the door all heroically.- Have no fear, Ron is here! >w<
Kiki: Oh! Hi Ronathy! -Jumps off of Tristan's back and hugs Ron.- <333
Ron: -Hugs back.- Uh... well, Mr. Pirate, I'll just be taking this ship and the girl... -Shuffles out the door.-
Kiki: The ship is ours! >w< Tristan! -Puts a collar and leash around his neck and ties it a tree.- Thanks for the deeds to the ship! -Waves them around in the air.-
Ron: Oh~~ Lemme see! -Knocks the deeds out of Kiki's hand.- -The deeds blow away into the ocean.- ...Oh, look! There's Fred and George! <-<;;
Kiki: Hi twinies! nwn ... Where's Kitteh!? ..And... JAMES... And Neville and Voldie!! And Harry. Where are they?! gonk George! Go get them!
George: Yeah... -Arrives at the tea party thing.- o-o -Girly scream.-
Kitteh: -Looks at George.- What?
George: W-what i-is... What is... NEVILLE DOING GIVING HARRY A LAP DANCE?! gonk
Harry & Neville: ...Dare.
George: Who's sick mind is behind this?!
Kitteh: nwn -Waves.-
George: gonk C'mon, we found a ship.
-*-After they're on the ship-*-
Kitteh: -In a pirate costume consisting of: A black weirdly cut skirt; a black tanktop; a white, oversized belt; black and white stripped stockings; a white bandanna; both ears pierced and all the way up with different kinds in; big, oversized boots; and a black eye patch.- -Humming as she sweeps the deck.-
Ron: -Snore.- -Is sleeping instead of cleaning.-
Kitteh: -Takes a dagger that was attached to her waist and throws it at Ron.- Ge up, ya fat lard an' help!
Knife: -Narrowly misses Ron's right ear.-
Ron: o-o;;
George: -Pulls on one of Kitteh's hoop earrings.- Get back to work, lackie!
Kitteh: Oww! Ow! Stop!
James: -Shuffling around the deck.- Good work, good work. >;3
Kitteh: -Rubs her ear and gets back to sweeping, slightly dancing with the broom and humming as she does.-
Neville: O-o Why does she dance with the broom?
Harry: That, Neville, shall always be a mystery...
Ron: -Looks through a telescope and spots something.- Cap'ain Kiki! Thar's somethin' out thar'!
Fred: Wha' is it?
Ron: Take a look!
Fred: -Looks.- Sure is. Kiki! Get yer' a** down 'ere!
Kiki: -Slides down the pole to the Crow's nest in a not-exactly-pirate outfit consisting of a long, black, silky dress; fishnet stockings; large, oversized boots; long black gloves reaching her elbows; and a black pirate's hat with a red skull on it.- Whadd'ya want, Freddie?
Fred: Take yer'self a look. -Hands Kiki the telescope.-
Kiki: ... -Looks.- What... what's that?! -Throws the telescope over her head.-
Neville: M'lady, be carefu-- -Is hit with the telescope.- @w@;;;
Harry: ... -Picks up the telescope and looks at the mysterious and unknown object.- That's... and iceberg...?
Ron: Wha's an iceberg doin' out hur?!
George: Well, Kiki, whadd'ya wanna do 'bout... -Watches Kiki and James re-enact the all-too-well known Titanic scene on the front of the boat.- Kiki, pay attention!
Kiki: Ah, yes... well, I expect you all to use our giant laser beam to blast it away. Is that clear?
Ron: We don't have one'a those...
Kiki: Don't back-sass me!
Ron: Dunbacksasme! xp
Kiki: ... -Throws a fake spider at Ron.-
Ron: -Screeches.- Get it off! Get if off! x-X
Fred: ...So, how d'we take care o' it?
Kiki: ...Ask Kitteh. -Climbs back up to the Crow's nest.-
George: TT~TT But I'm supposed to be Captain...
Kitteh: Argh. We can A) Throw Ron at it. B) Throw Ron and Neville at it. Or C) I can shoot at it until it blows up.
Others: ...C...
Kitteh: -Takes out a machine gun and fires at the iceberg, blasting it into pieces, some landing on the ship.-
George: -Is hit by an ice piece.- Oww....
Kitteh: -Pulls out a bottle of 50-year-old rum and three wine glasses, putting her gun in storage.- -Climbs into the Crow's nest, putting some ice in the glasses and pouring rum into them.- Kiki, James, I'd like to celebrate this with rum on the rocks! Cheers! -Clinks her glass with theirs.-
Ron: TT~TT I want some.
Kitteh: mad No, no rum for you!
Ron: Why?!
Kitteh: 'Cause I said!
George: ._.; The captain and co-captain are the only people we listen to...
Kitteh: ...Oh... o-o; Well, 'cause James doesn't want you to have any! >;3
James: I don't?
Kitteh: No, you don't.
Ron: gonk
-*-After a couple hundred cups of rum-*-
Kitteh: -Hic.- >w< That was -Hic.- the best damn -Hic.- rum... EVER.
James: -Hic.- You said it. -Hic.-
Fred: -_- I wanted to get drunk...
Others: Us, too!
George: Damn it, that daughter of Kiki's! ... mad
Kitteh: >w< Joo like it, Kiki?
