Buy a HUGE gas-gussler SUV and drive EVERYWHERE.
Eat as much fast food, prepackaged, hormone loaded food that you can.
But a gym membership to make sure that all of the energy you gain from all this food is going towards a worth while effort.
Become a Sam's Club Member.
Skim bias news paper headlines to get your news, and watch the first 10 minutes of the nightly news to get weather and "top stories."
Trust your government.
Buy stuff that goes along with fads, because being up of the times gets you friends.
Take the easy way out of everything.
If someone doesn't agree with you, this makes things compleicated, and complications lead to frustrations with lead to anger and sadness. If someone doesn't agree with you, change there point of view by joining with other people who agree with you, and have rallies. Rallies are a good way to make friends without having to get to know people.
These are just a few things you can do to save time, gain money, buy stuff, make friends and be happy.
CONFORM, CONSUME, OBEY
 George42 · Tue May 03, 2005 @ 09:59pm · 0 Comments |
