living in this world where euthenasia (sp?) is such an issue I want it to be known:
If ever I am in a coma for more than a year, will someone please turn off the TV.
Rememeber that even in my vegitative state, I may still be able to hear the conversations you are having about my stuff.
If the coma persists more than a year, please tell David Letterman I love him, and that he should make up with Jay Leno, cause friendship is golden.
If I am physically mobil, but brain dead, put me in a traveling show with a vantriliqusit.
Tell everyone I ever met that I love them and that they are special.
And Finally, if anyone comes up with a white peice of print paper, with a list of organs that I have signed away, ignore them, this contract is void upon my death. I want all of my organs donated to Rob Zombie for special effects in the final installment of "House of 1000 Corpses."
this is my living will.
George42 · Fri Apr 22, 2005 @ 06:27pm · 0 Comments |