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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:24 am
"Okay people as you know there has been a great loss in the Danger family. Joey passed away but I have found a unknown brother, Jake come on down!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:53 am
"yeah its true i am your brother
its obvious cause we came from the same mother
hey lets take the piss out of that guy called tank
i heard him in the changing rooms having a wank"
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:56 am
"Is that true, I heard so,
But who would have it with that boso."
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:02 am
"He walks around like a total p***k
but everyone knows he has no d**k"
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:55 pm
"You walk around trying 2 cause pain,
Everyone know you got no game.
You strut about trying to 2 scare,
But everyone knows you ain't got passed pubic hair!
You walk around with no belt on your shoulder,
Good 'cus you'd make a crap holder.
I'm a great kisser just ask your mum,
She told me you loved it up the bum!
Tank you know what you think ya'll can take a knock,
But your just another sheep lost from it's flock!
Tank you don't take a lot of Junk,
But when you do, you hit with a clunk!
So come on down and spit your rhyme,
I think it's about your time.
Your the first on the Danger talk show,
Lets make it a damn good one for Joe!
Crowd as much as you may hate him or love him put your hands together for Tank!
Tank no violence just rap back, get my drift dude?"
Sorry if this has offended ya'll. But feel free to rap some crap Back.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:09 pm
Icethug starts to walk on the ramp that leads to the ring as he starts to rap.
"Yeah, tanks a fatass who belongs ten feet under
but Im the pimp who put his mother in the gutter.
Hey tank? Did you ever meet your real dad, well guess what?
get me another beer cuz iv been bangin that slut!
She weighs 400 poulnds and has rolls bigger then a bakers,
so i slapped that b***h and shaked her.
Put her a** in the oven and baked her
and when she was done i becvame an undertaker.
I took my hand to smack her a**,
leave her dead four feet below the grass.
I probably should be training, getting ready for my match,
but i had to talk about tank and that fatass b***h!"
As icethug finished his freestyle, the crowd burst into cheering as he held his hands up high, looking at johnny smiling.
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:21 pm
*Johnny nodded and applauded Icethugs Freestyle*
"Turn up the mic this time,
Cuz you no it's gonna be good when I spit my rhyme.
I want to see Tank reply rap,
Well my moneys on it being crap.
Is the weight on your arms gona allow you to lift the mic that high.
You think your cool but you head in the sky.
Thank goodness for that cuz if you anything like Creeker i'm gona die,
Creeker looks worse then a mutated fly.
You think your solid but your pet rock bit you,
Are you crying now cuz you lost you shitzu?
Acting hard like you want fame,
But even Creeker things you god Damn lame!
You call that downstairs a willy,
But the size of that thing makes you look silly.
Oh yeah earlier I told Jake off for micking you, I told him not to act like a fool!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:25 pm
"This is my new entrance movie! Entrance Movie" *Crowd watched and burst out laughing Johnny looked at Icethug*
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:28 pm
Icethug leens on a hoe and laughs histerical, grabbing his mic again he says "Thats all true dog! In fact, i think next week, im callin tank out for a battle rap!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:38 pm
"This rap battle in gona be sweet. Hang on A mo I want a bite to eat.
Only joking. But really the battle gona be of the hook. And I want to be there when it explodes on The Danger Talk show! Oh yeah Tank just who the ref is in your match. Yeah its me! Oh yeah if Creeker get in the rap battle then I may have to open a can of whoop lyrics in your face!"
((For everyone I will make the match and Rap battle now!))
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:41 pm
(I just want to tell you guys....you guys can take a long walk off a short peir. I cant ******** rap or rhyme. Sorry for my langues(spl?), but I'm pissed off as hell. Because It seems like EVERYONE HATES ME OR MY CHARACTERS. Because its either Cartwright or EVERYONE ElSE likes to make fun or SCREWS ME OVER IN MATCH/TITLES. I just want you guys to know how I feel right about you Johnny and Jake. But, i see where Icethug is coming from because well, I'm having match with him. I just wanted to warn you guys before I exploxed.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:25 am
((Yo dude I see where you coming from but Johnny and Jake's story is to wind people up and be rappers. I can understand that people hate your character but we don't hate you. I am going to do it to everyone on are show. Which next week happens to be Icethug! Unfortunately for him. But I did write sorry if these offended you in very small print. We asked you to rap back but you said you can't. And your in the rap battle, I will try and replace you if you want but you have a match and onces it done. Well it willl be over))
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Johnny_Danger Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:35 am
(......Oh. I was tired last night and was pissed off because we lost a very close game last night. But, I will rap but not as you think.) "Hells Bells" by AC/DC roars over the P.A. and the crowd erupted into cheers and boos for Tank. Tank walked out of the back with snarl look on his face. In tank's right hand is Icethug's pimp cane. Tank walked down the ramp and stepped over the top rope and staried down Icethug and Johnny.
Tank says with a growl "You b*****d. No, I'm not talking about you johnny or your so called brother. I'm talking to this white boy who wants to be a "pimp". Only thing he is pimping is STDS."
Crowd gives tank a mixed reaction to him.
"I'm going call you AIDS. Because where ever you go people get sick of seeing you. *Crowd gives him mixed reaction* AIDS, you disrespect your women because the couldn't make in school. But, I have a question? What gives you right to do that because look at you.....I dont even think you made it out of middle school. You come out here saying you just finish banging a woman. But, advise for you. Turn a light on next time. because you where banging your tag team partner JC or what ever the f*** as name is. If saying you did something with my mom because you said see weight 400lbs. My mother is not fat she is exactly too skinny." says Tank " You saying that you killed a woman right? because that what sound like. Before you answer that, All I have to say is that blood bank is going have a break through day next week. You wounder way, because next week I'm going make you bleed and break you damn ankle."
As Tank finish he lip begin to tambled in anger.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:46 pm
Icethug stands there for a moment, his face changing expressions like crazy. He started to advance at tank, but thats when johnny and the hoes held him back. Icethug pulled his knife out of the cane, fury building up. But thats when Icethug relaxed, grabbing the mic saying "Its alright, a virgin cant do s**t anyway.... BrEAK MY ANKLE? pssht, pu-lease. blood? Well, i aint no crip either so f-u!" Then Icehug climbs into the audience and walks off.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:10 pm
As Icethug walked through the audience and made his way to the back he was stopped by Creeker who had one of Icethug's diamond canes. Creeker smirked "Remeber the time you assault a officer and well, killed a woman. Thats came back to bite you in the a**."
Creeker sticks the cane up to air and as soon as he did that hundereds of SWAT surrounded Icethug. Creeker chuckled "You better come quiet or they WILL use force to capture you."
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