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 Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 10:55 am
- NI NI NI-
Go into the forest and cut down the largest tree with a -HERRING- (Scarry Music)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
What is your favorite color?
blue no Yeeeelllloowwww (falls into the pit)
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:40 pm
sorry but you forgot
'What else floats?
a very small rock!'
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:24 pm
Pie iesu domine, dona eis requiem WHACK!
Pie I esu domine ..WHACK!
Dona eis requiem WHACK!
Pi iesu domine WHACK!
Dona eis requiem! WHACK!
woo woo go monks
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 1:26 pm
i said it! o i said it again
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:28 pm
Does your wife, eh... go? Eh, knowwhaddimean? Does she go? Is your wife a goer?
and how can we forget...
::dramatic chord::
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:52 pm
"A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat eh? Know what I mean Nudge Nudge..."
"And now for something completely different..."
"Well what are you then?!" "I'm French. Can't you tell by my ridiculous accent!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:00 am
"Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. Here, he sold contraceptives and..."
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 4:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:46 pm
We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
The many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're often mad in Camelot, we sing from the lie of hamalot!
Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:
(Bass-Solo): I have to push the pram-a-lot!
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:47 am
"I'm not quite dead yet!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:41 pm
Come back here u you yellow b*****d!!!!
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:39 am
"No its not its only resting"
"Ony resting!! Well I'll try to wake it up then . HELLO POLLY!! WAKE UP POLLY I GOT A NICE FRESH CUTTLE FISH IF YOU WAKE UP-"
"See there it moved"
"No it didn't that was you pushin' the cage"
"No it wasn't"
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:19 pm
She turned me into a newt...
A newt?
I got better
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:49 am
You have no limbs left, what are you going to do, BLEED ON ME?!
rofl
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