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 Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:55 am
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:47 pm
 Queen of RandomDX
devistating..! Lizzy the Great
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:01 pm
eek gonk crying
Hell, indeed... kinda like that one 'got milk' commercial? When the fridge is FULL of empty milk cartons? xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:58 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:48 am
rofl
*gulp* Where am I??
Those were my favorite commercials... until Mac and PC came on! xp The Geico cavemen entertain me now, too.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:36 pm
Ah, the cavemen.
My favorite one was where he was on some debate talkshow and the lady was like,
"I think it looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the rock"
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:13 pm
Oh man, if I couldn't find a lighter, and I knew I'd be in there for a hundred years, I'd just eat it. Seriously.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:00 pm
Sweet Oblivion_420 Oh man, if I couldn't find a lighter, and I knew I'd be in there for a hundred years, I'd just eat it. Seriously.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:14 pm
I know this thread is old but that is very ******** funny!
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:47 am
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