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 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:10 am
Now. Don't call me a communist, because I'm just an democratic egalitarian socialist. I'm vaguely interested in starting a debate with some (dirty, god-forsaken) fascists, and I was assured that this particular set of (dirty, god-forsaken) fascists would be sane enough to debate with. I found this hard to believe, but I must sincerely hope such a group exists.
Anyway, since this is your turf, why don't you describe your theory of government and social justice?
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:43 am
My theory goes something like this; The Glorious Fascist Republic of Ubiqistan knows what is best for Gaia. The Republic knows what is best for you as a person. True freedom is only possible in controlled situations, and by "controlled situations" I mean ones where I personally have the ability to ban anbody on this service by pressing a "ban" button. Eventually, Gaia will be ours, and then, the internets. And as anybody could tell you HE WHO CONTROLS THE INTERNETS CONTROLS THE RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS, AND BY EXTENTION, THE WORLD!!!
I don't think you'll find any hateful extremism in our guild, since it is against the laws of the republic, since discrimination based on anything besides creed denies Ubiqistan it's rightfully-owed citizen-commodities.
Obey, Conform, Produce. Resistance is useless; Ubiqistani Global Hegemony is an inevitability. Join or perish. Freedom is overrated. You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:03 am
Quite interesting, really..
But, of course, there is the matter of administration. Invariably, the moron:capable ratio would become worse than the student:teacher ratio in the California school system. Even a generally sane (I speak relatively, to be sure) person such as yourself would have difficulty with some thirty-five odd idiots running into an endless number of walls, telephone polls, whilst slipping over innumerable amounts of banana peels.
The answer, for your sake, is the removal of such individuals. But what, then? You'd have to polish your own boots! Empty your own trash cans! Conquer your own nations!
Much better to let them have their "democracy", for the less intelligent are easily molded and tricked (i.e., look at the U.S. President..) into whatever you desire. Then they'll usually die for it, too. Without forcing you to expend the effort of such bloody massacre-ing of the hapless.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:56 am
Titus Domitius Quite interesting, really.. But, of course, there is the matter of administration. Invariably, the moron:capable ratio would become worse than the student:teacher ratio in the California school system. Even a generally sane (I speak relatively, to be sure) person such as yourself would have difficulty with some thirty-five odd idiots running into an endless number of walls, telephone polls, whilst slipping over innumerable amounts of banana peels. The answer, for your sake, is the removal of such individuals. But what, then? You'd have to polish your own boots! Empty your own trash cans! Conquer your own nations! Much better to let them have their "democracy", for the less intelligent are easily molded and tricked (i.e., look at the U.S. President..) into whatever you desire. Then they'll usually die for it, too. Without forcing you to expend the effort of such bloody massacre-ing of the hapless. For menial tasks we turn to the middle class. Not the economic middle class, mind you, but the intellectual middle class. After the purge of the stupid, I am convinced that there will remain a large class of people too dim for party leadership, but smart enough to polish my boots and not drive into telephone poles. This will be the rank-and file mass upon which we great men and women will build a Gloriously Fascist Future.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:00 pm
So, essentially: kill the handicapped, and leave the rest? I can only imagine the paranoia behind being given menial tasks, and constant fear of being perceived as too dimwitted for life. It would seem as if the whole system would rely on fear.
Which, in this political historian's knowledge, has never worked for more than a few decades.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:20 am
Titus Domitius So, essentially: kill the handicapped, and leave the rest? I can only imagine the paranoia behind being given menial tasks, and constant fear of being perceived as too dimwitted for life. It would seem as if the whole system would rely on fear. Which, in this political historian's knowledge, has never worked for more than a few decades. I didn't say kill the handicapped, did I? I said "Eliminate the stupid", with particular emphasis on the willfully stupid. And please keep in mind that we are quite different from the Nazi Guild, who try to present a political viewpoint with no sense of humor, whereas the GFGU is currently interested only in domination of Gaia in the name of the Republic, mostly through wise-assery.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:50 pm
Wise-assery is one of the oldest and most respected manner of rhetorical control, mind you. Anyway, I would never seriously question the members of a for-real Nazi guild. I've had my car spray painted with swastikas before. And I'm Aryan, for Chrissake.
And I don't honestly believe that many people are "willfully" stupid. It's more a manner of just how well-oiled your natural and social lottery are. Most people are just stupid as a result of lack of education or lack of ability to actually be smart.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:23 am
Titus Domitius Wise-assery is one of the oldest and most respected manner of rhetorical control, mind you. Anyway, I would never seriously question the members of a for-real Nazi guild. I've had my car spray painted with swastikas before. And I'm Aryan, for Chrissake. And I don't honestly believe that many people are "willfully" stupid. It's more a manner of just how well-oiled your natural and social lottery are. Most people are just stupid as a result of lack of education or lack of ability to actually be smart. Oh, the willfully stupid are more common than you think. Many are the opportunities to stop being stupid, few are the people who grasp at them. Have you, for example, ever talked to somebody who TYP LIEK THIS ALL TIME??? U EVAR WNDR IF DEY NO HOW 2 TYPE BETTAR? You would, I think, be surprised that a vast majority of them do not talk like that when you meet them in the street. If pressed, in fact, most of them will say "Yes, I type like that. It's faster" or something equally inane. This is willfull stupidity, fuel for the fires of progress under the New Order. ^_^
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:17 am
The main reason anyone even talks with any sort of grammar at all anymore is because it's damn fun to be pretentious. All the other people are just too lame to realize how much fun it is to feel better than other people.
Any sort of addition of "it's the correct way" or any deviations are simply masquerades for the raw self-love that every grammatical typist has deep inside them, and occasionally in their pants.
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:32 am
Titus Domitius The main reason anyone even talks with any sort of grammar at all anymore is because it's damn fun to be pretentious. All the other people are just too lame to realize how much fun it is to feel better than other people. Any sort of addition of "it's the correct way" or any deviations are simply masquerades for the raw self-love that every grammatical typist has deep inside them, and occasionally in their pants. *ESPECIALLY* in our pants.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:48 pm
Oh, how I love you two. Tidus, do not resist my sexy fascism. crying
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:31 am
i like things in my pants xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:21 pm
Yay for thinly veiled hostility.
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:47 pm
what a coincidence. i like things in your pants too
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:30 pm
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