Welcome, Citizen!

As you are no doubt aware, the Glorious Fascist Republic of Ubiqistan has a great plan for the "Intarweb". In our righteous quest for the ultimate domination of the ENTIRE PLANET, the World Wide Computarweb Cyber-Net is but a tiny stepping stone, albeit a stepping stone that can provide you with ch33p V1AgRA NOW!!11!!!

The popularity of this "Intarweb" with the vulgar classes has been observed by the ruling Ubiqtors of Ubiqistan, who in Their infinite wisdom have decided to dedicate a small portion of Their Nigh-Inexhaustible Resources to the goal of subjugating said "intarweb."

However, in it's current state, it is useless to military dictators of taste and refinement.

The Glorious Fascist Guild of Ubiqistan, the online branch of Our Glorious Republic, is charged with preparing the online world for enslavement to the state. The first priority is the annihilation of the vast and trackless digital wastelands inhabited by the illiterate and people bereft of wit. Ubiqistan is a high-brow evil empire. We simply will not tolerate the ponderous quantity of banality currently gumming up the works. The stupid must be purged. You must let forth the clarion call to all spammers, leet-tards and molesters of grammar; you must raise your voices as one and thus admonish these undesirables: "Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem!*" With these words shall we banish idiocy and pave the way for The New Order.

You will join the Guild. You will serve the State. Loyal citizens will be rewarded. Disobedience will be swiftly punished. Remember always the State Motto: "Obey. Conform. Produce."

Today, Gaia. Tomorrow, THE WORLD




*: "In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags."