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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:55 pm
this is my joke!
last night i lay in bed watching the sky,the beautiful stars and the endless horizon
suddenly i though...................................... where the hell is my roof!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:33 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:53 am
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:29 am
SaintlySiren A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" that is sooo f***** up
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:57 pm
DaveBu this is my joke! last night i lay in bed watching the sky,the beautiful stars and the endless horizon suddenly i though...................................... where the hell is my roof! =D hahahaha that wouuld be me right there!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:37 pm
SaintlySiren A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took him behind a building, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" hahaha! blonde kidnap blonde!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:16 am
another joke!
teethblusher says: sometime i think i've the worst job ever!
toiletpaper says: yeah right!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:27 am
I have jokes.
But, most of them aren't very clean.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
Second man walks into a bar. Why he didn't see it coming is beyond me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:07 pm
Arkos X I have jokes. But, most of them aren't very clean. A man walks into a bar. Ouch. Second man walks into a bar. Why he didn't see it coming is beyond me. my gosh my history teacher says the same joke hey ya wanna hear a hooker joke?? a hooker walks into a bar hope youl liked the joke razz
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:11 pm
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
xD LOL That took me a second to get.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:40 pm
the night is dark
the moon is high
i stop my car
u ask why?
i come close to u
u feel shy
i tell u those 3 words..............
...........OH GOD! PUNTURE!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:00 pm
what is true friendship?
you cry and i cry
you sad,i sad
you laughing,i laughing
u jump out of window.........i look down
..........i am still laughing
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:38 am
i think this is my last joke..............................
I'M OUT OF JOKES! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:00 pm
You are some really funny people!
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:58 pm
funniness is a gift that is hard to come by
my jokes exist on www.askaninja.com
my favorite numbers/episodes are 45 and 46
special delivery 7.5 pirates of the Carribean 3 is funny
and if you find english hillarious watch commas
and ninja sayings are pretty funny too
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