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Oh, you're going to have to go with me here:
Jesus at the last supper:
Jesus: Okay guys, gather 'round, because I'm about to-
*groaning*
Jesus: What's going on?
Matthew: Sorry, man, Just some of us are sick from a bad catch Peter brought in.
Jesus: But guys, this is the last supper! I'm about to do the eucharist!
John: Oh please, no food!
Jesus: But I was about to preform a miracle by feeding all of us with only one fish!
Peter: for the Love you You, don't mention fish!
Jesus: Okay guys *rolls joint and lights it* My dad made this awesome plant, and if you smoke it we're all going to get through this
Thomas: Is it alright to do that?
Jesus: Are you doubting me, Thomas?
Thomas: ......no
*an hour later*
John: Hellz yeah, man, more blood and body, whoo-hoo!
James: Dude, Jesus, I think someone's out to get you, man
Jesus: I know. I was about to tell you
James: No! You're not listening! Someone's out to betray you!
Jesus: I know, James
James: Dude, they're gonna kill you!
Jesus: For ******** sake you paranoid hippee, I know!