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I am no longer allowed to give Yuffie sugar.

I am no longer allowed to lose the key to the closet Axel and Roxas are in.

I am no longer allowed to play fetch with Stitch using the Gunblade as the throw toy.

I am no longer allowed to hide all the hair gel.

This sounds like fun!

I am no longer allowed anywhere NEAR Twilight Town.

I am no longer allowed to teach Sora how to drive.

I am no longer allowed to threaten Donald that if he doesn't cure me again I'll stuff him like the duck he is.

I am no longer allowed to give Demyx anysort of sticky substance.

I am no longer allowed to burn Zexion's books.

I am no longer allowed to show my face to Xemnas.

I am no longer allowed to call Riku a sissy girlie pansy. (I <3 you, Riku!)

I am no longer allowed to tell people Xemnas actual name before he became a Nobody was Mansex

I am no longer allowed to post Mickey/Donald/Goofy Threesomw fics.....neither are Riku and Kairi

I am no longer allowed to show Riku the pictures of Sora and Roxas from the christmas party

I am no longer allowed beyond 20 feet of Cloud

Squall is not either

No longer allowed to mock Seifer and his goons

No longer allowed to wave my hands and make rude gestures and faces in front of Saix during his meditation period. It does not amuse him

No longer allowed to yell out 'whore' and 'slut' whenever I see Aerith, Rinoa or Tifa

The World that Never Was is not a tourist attraction and I and Sora should not treat it as such. (Sora:Although if you come today you get a 50% discount!)

Putting Sephiroths hand in cold water while he sleeps is not a good idea

'Uxetbecks' is not my Nobody name

Cloud does not use White hairgel that you can find by making your pants happy and I should not tell Denzell(?) this

@Ootori Kyouya:I can be your Kaoru...Or your Haruhi or Tamaki -is shot repeatedly by Squall-

I am not allowed to glomp chibi-Sora.
I am not allowed near Riku and Sora, demanding they start getting yaoi up in here.
I am not allowed to tell Donald to get some speech classes.
I am not allowed to be 200 feet near Kairi.....but I just want to hug yoooooooooouuuuuuuu....-_-;
I am not allowed to be in a gummi ship by myself.
I am not allowed to give Goofy sugary candy.
I am not allowed to kill Hades.

I am no longer alowed to bye icecream pops for sora and riku

Oh, man. These are great xd Xeni's and Ookami's especially amused me.

I am no longer allowed to talk Yuffie into using her "super ninja skills" to help BL-fangirls in need.

I am no longer allowed to tell rabid, candy-deprived children that the gummi-ship is made of gummy-worms, gummy-bears, etc.

I am no longer allowed to ask Ansem the wise if he stole the red cape he wears from Cloud back in KH1.

I am no longer allowed to tell people that Cloud's sword is actually hollowed plastic, which is why he can carry it around so easily.

Thank you, yours made me laugh my a** off. rofl

"Sora and Riku having Mansex" is not the theme of Kingdom Hearts III

Roxas/Sora is not the official pairing of Kingdom Hearts and it would be wrong to tell people this..

Cutting my hair like Clouds and claiming it on account of he's the Anti-emo, is insulting to the Emo community as well as Leon and Vincent.

I am no longer allowed to carry around my Nintendo DS in it's case and call it 'mother', when in the presence of Loz, Yazoo(?), Kudaj, and Sephiroth

"Roxas roxxors my soxxors" is not my catchphrase

...I'll think of more later