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 Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:55 pm
Probably would have happened sooner or later...anyway I dress like my avatar and I agreed with a friend to go to her church one Sunday. I like my own church because people are generally accepting of me, but idiot here *points to herself* decided to try another one. The minute I walk through the door an old lady sees me and pulls a bottle out of her purse screaming demon and splashes holy water in my face. People stare, my friend laughs, I stare at the lady wondering how far I can chuck her. Then I just wiped my face off and looked at her and said "Lady, if I was a demon I would have taken the supernatural liberty of crawling in on the ceiling." After that I went in and sat in with everybody for the sermon, which was awkward because the pastor kept snickering and that was my day...I don't go to that church anymore...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:58 pm
IrelandGunner Probably would have happened sooner or later...anyway I dress like my avatar and I agreed with a friend to go to her church one Sunday. I like my own church because people are generally accepting of me, but idiot here *points to herself* decided to try another one. The minute I walk through the door an old lady sees me and pulls a bottle out of her purse screaming demon and splashes holy water in my face. People stare, my friend laughs, I stare at the lady wondering how far I can chuck her. Then I just wiped my face off and looked at her and said "Lady, if I was a demon I would have taken the supernatural liberty of crawling in on the ceiling." After that I went in and sat in with everybody for the sermon, which was awkward because the pastor kept snickering and that was my day...I don't go to that church anymore... ROFLMAO. You handled that well. I commend you...and I dont' blame the pastor for snickering, I don't care who you are, that's funny!
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 10:37 am
HAHA!! oh, I feel sorry for you, but that is SO FUNNY!! oh my goodness!
Ok, I've only had holy water splashed at me for a joke.... by my friend. It's more of my ex-boyfriend (we are still good friends) who would have that happen. But you did handle that well. Im proud.
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:07 pm
wow...uh...you handled that well. I probably would have laughed and/or thrown everything in reach at her. I went to a new church lately with a friend...I have to say that the response was not that drastic, but then again, I wore a skirt and a nice shirt *this was the kind of church you dress up to go to* The people all seemed to want to hug me...I don't like being hugged. Anyway, the sermon was on how people don't feel safe anymore and I was mainly thinking 'how ironic...I have a knife in my pocket right now for this very reason' through the whole thing...yes...I do take a knife to church.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:06 pm
Personally i have a fool-proof message for dealing wiht these kinds of people. it is slightly expensive and permenant though. all i have to do is pull up my sleeve and ask which way the cross on my shoulder happens to point. then i quote mathew 7:1 Judge not lest ye be judged. then i smile (usualy while wearing a very convincing pair of costume fangs) or stick out my studded tongue.
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:07 pm
Lazarus The Resurected Personally i have a fool-proof message for dealing wiht these kinds of people. it is slightly expensive and permenant though. all i have to do is pull up my sleeve and ask which way the cross on my shoulder happens to point. then i quote mathew 7:1 Judge not lest ye be judged. then i smile (usualy while wearing a very convincing pair of costume fangs) or stick out my studded tongue. ^_______________________^ I'm getting a tattoo soon, a cross in fact ^^ with "Leader of the Pack" at the top in Old English lettering ^^
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:19 am
Koigo HAHA!! oh, I feel sorry for you, but that is SO FUNNY!! oh my goodness! Ok, I've only had holy water splashed at me for a joke.... by my friend. It's more of my ex-boyfriend (we are still good friends) who would have that happen. But you did handle that well. Im proud.[/quote thanks ^^ i try!
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:17 pm
XD HAHAHAHA! I'd have struck a black Metal pose and start screaming like the mighty northern raven dark! Hails to Crimson Moonlight for that!XD
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:44 am
Hahahahaha!!!!! *wipes tear from eye* Agreed. That was handled well. But... what the crap! That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I wish I could have seen it... What do ya wanna bet we're probably not gonna see that old woman in heaven? wink
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:06 am
Excellent rofl
Though to add to that, you should have done the sign of the cross on yourself and said, "Huh, I've grown immune to blessing... oh well. You know where the nearest orphanage is?"
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 11:38 am
Hane-kage Hahahahaha!!!!! *wipes tear from eye* Agreed. That was handled well. But... what the crap! That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I wish I could have seen it... What do ya wanna bet we're probably not gonna see that old woman in heaven? wink I can see us making that bet...and then getting struck by lightning....^^;
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 2:14 pm
Me, I would have hissed and spazzed out. and welled out expletives in a demonic voice. But, that's why God has never put me in a situation like that.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:01 pm
IrelandGunner Lazarus The Resurected Personally i have a fool-proof message for dealing wiht these kinds of people. it is slightly expensive and permenant though. all i have to do is pull up my sleeve and ask which way the cross on my shoulder happens to point. then i quote mathew 7:1 Judge not lest ye be judged. then i smile (usualy while wearing a very convincing pair of costume fangs) or stick out my studded tongue. ^_______________________^ I'm getting a tattoo soon, a cross in fact ^^ with "Leader of the Pack" at the top in Old English lettering ^^ I have a couple tattoos already. A moon and star on my wrist and a trinity knot on my leg. They are both religious symbols in my mind. The trinity knot is an obvious one, but most people see the moon and star and probably wonder why I'm not covered in black robes with only my eyes showing. The reason for the moon and star is that I #1, love the night and #2, view both as a symbol of God in the sence that even in the darkest of times, he is still there watching over us and no matter how dark it gets at night we can still see the moon *unless it's a new moon, which they cycle of the moon also fits in with my theory* and the stars and that means that we always know that God is there and looking down on us.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:47 pm
morsusmihi IrelandGunner Lazarus The Resurected Personally i have a fool-proof message for dealing wiht these kinds of people. it is slightly expensive and permenant though. all i have to do is pull up my sleeve and ask which way the cross on my shoulder happens to point. then i quote mathew 7:1 Judge not lest ye be judged. then i smile (usualy while wearing a very convincing pair of costume fangs) or stick out my studded tongue. ^_______________________^ I'm getting a tattoo soon, a cross in fact ^^ with "Leader of the Pack" at the top in Old English lettering ^^ I have a couple tattoos already. A moon and star on my wrist and a trinity knot on my leg. They are both religious symbols in my mind. The trinity knot is an obvious one, but most people see the moon and star and probably wonder why I'm not covered in black robes with only my eyes showing. The reason for the moon and star is that I #1, love the night and #2, view both as a symbol of God in the sence that even in the darkest of times, he is still there watching over us and no matter how dark it gets at night we can still see the moon *unless it's a new moon, which they cycle of the moon also fits in with my theory* and the stars and that means that we always know that God is there and looking down on us. personally I wouldn't get something like that (the moon and star tattoo) because then I wouldn't just have holy water thrown at me, but a twelve foot cross somebody jacked from outside a Catholic church...but I do admire the symbolism of it, it's very deep. ^^
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:48 pm
The_Mortician Me, I would have hissed and spazzed out. and welled out expletives in a demonic voice. But, that's why God has never put me in a situation like that. O.o you would have been staked through the heart...but nonetheless funny!
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