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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:41 pm

Okay, okay. This fight has lasted about a century, but so far, who's better. According to a thread in the GD, the Ninjas are winning: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25212121&vote=viewresult

(( Well, this is mainly a funny thread, please, do not take it seriously. Really? Who would?))

But before you start, consider this

ninja Good thing about Ninjas: ninja
arrow They have pointy shiny things.
arrow Classic TV and well as new TV shows.
arrow Ninjas exsist. ( Well, aren't extinct.)
arrow Have awsome tricks.

xp Bad things about Ninjas: xp
arrow Hidey's disease. (( XD, Just do onto Ask a ninja .com ))
arrow Too much black in the summer can give you a heat stroke.
arrow HIIIIYA
arrow I can't think of any. XD
arrow Weeaboos, that pretend ( attempt to be a ninja), and screw it up.

pirate Good things about Pirates: pirate
arrow They own ships.
arrow Eyepatches.
arrow Accent
arrow MEH GOLDS

burning_eyes Bad things about Pirates. burning_eyes
arrow Thier language " Arg, me laties, whom ish a wrench. Ye old though a**, a rumming!" Me: " In en-gal-ish? "
arrow Where did all the rum go?
arrow Hygene " Arg, me haven't bathed in 52 weeks." Me: " God, that's like a year."
arrow When Pirates rap...trust me...the worst. XD
arrow Please, table manners.

WHAT'S BAD ABOUT BOTH?
StErOtYpEs

ninja pirate So discuss, who's better? pirate ninja

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:43 pm

Oh, and I'm neutral. They both have thier ups and downs. Though, I am leaning towards the ninja side.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:58 pm

I don't even need to tell you who I'm rooting for. And of course they exist...your talking to one right here!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:58 pm

Heh. Well, I can open any locker, so I am called the " Locker Ninja" among close friends. xd

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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:18 am

Lol...
Well, its not that hard to open a locker, even if you don't have the code.
I can pick lockers, any kind of door, and I can pickpocket...

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:41 am

A true ninja tells people they are ninjas because everyone knows ninjas don't tell people they are ninjas

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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:50 am

Says who? Lockers put up a fight. Plus, I have my own techique, and can even un-jam 'em. Heh.
...Akan does have a point there. 3nodding

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:31 pm

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Dark Star
Chain Of Command
Chyaku Norisu Scarf
Mummy Mask
Neck Ruffle
Soot Face Explode
Zurg Energy Drink

Lawl , examples of Pirate and Ninja items I have,

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:09 pm

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MoMo the Monkey
Elven Ears
Were Claws
Dark Star

my choice while flipping out being a ninja

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:03 pm

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Classic Keyboard Leggings
Clown Nose
Dark Star
Drop Earrings
Easter Bunny Ears
G-LOL Dark Mistress Skirt
Face Veil
Holo-grid Floor Tile
Labu Necklace
Lex's Dark Gloves
Magician's Wand
Mimzy
Red Tie
Roco Rochel Costume Bracelet
Roco Rochel Costume Earrings
Sno Yeti Pillow Plush(chillin')
Soot Face Explode
Warm Punk Starter Pants

Here's some punk Items that aren't revelant. *laughs* But ninjas can wear them.

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:10 am

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Chyaku Norisu Scarf

Oh! I can tell if you're a ninja if you wear really cool stuff >.>
Like norisus! >.<

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:11 am

1. Pirates get drunk.

2. Pirates get drunk a lot.

3. Pirates rape, pillage, murder and drink.

4. A ninja who gets his leg cut off is useless. A pirate who gets his leg cut off is captain.

5. Pirates use gunpowder as a weapon, not a distraction.

6. Pirates have a super-cool logo - the Jolly Roger.

7. The song goes, “Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!” Notice that there is no version for “a ninja’s life.”

8. Pirates have treasure.

9. Pirates carry their money around in a much more ornate fashion - the treasure chest.

10. Ninjas have no money and have to roommate with people. That’s why they’re so stealthy. So they can be good roommates. Pirates can live anywhere they want by killing the people who already live there.

11. Pirate lingo is much more lively than ninja lingo - largely because ninjas aren’t allowed to speak.

12. Pirates can keep all manner of pets - parrots, monkeys - you name it. Ninjas aren’t allowed to keep pets because they usually have allergies and will break out in hives.

13. There aren’t any professional sports teams named after ninjas.

14. Pirates don’t need stealth. Hiding is for pussies.

15. Pirates wear more than just pajamas and they never wear spandex. Only pussies like ninjas wear spandex.

16. Ninjas are uptight all the time. Once, a ninja sneezed and he had to kill himself by drinking acid. That’s how insecure they are.

17. Pirates can conquer entire towns. If you don’t believe me, I guess you never played “Sid Meier’s Pirates!”

18. Ninjas kill people who look at them funny. Pirates kill people just because.

19. Internet piracy is the scourge of the 21st Century. There is no such thing as an “internet ninja.”

20. If you kill a ninja, you’re safe. Just because you killed one pirate doesn’t mean his pirate friends won’t still kill and rape you - maybe in that order.

21. Pirates have a much cooler mode of transportation.

22. Ninjas don’t get to use cannons.

23. There are no rides at Disneyland devoted to the ninja lifestyle. That is because there are no robot ninjas.

24. The Walt Disney Corporation has to carry insurance just in case the robot pirates go all “Kill All Humans!” (I have no proof of this claim. It is pure speculation)

25. Pirates have their own currency.

26. Pirates actually become scarier when they get prosthetic limbs.

27. Ninjas can’t mutiny.

28. Ninjas don’t get to feed people to sharks.

29. Pirates travel to all manner of sun-drenched tropical destinations.

30. Pirates don’t get all cranky and flip out and kill people who drop their spoons. They just laugh at them and then go back and kill them later.

31. Pirates don’t have to pay for ANYTHING.

32. Hollywood ninja movies stink but pirate movies make a shitton of money.

33. Vanilla Ice is associated with ninja movies.

34. Ninjas aren’t on liquor bottles.

35. Pirate-wear has a much more, spontaneous, thrown together look that engenders the wearer with a certain insoucciance - a joie de vivre - if you will. OK, I admit, No. 35 is horse-s**t.

36. Pirates kill people for alcohol.

37. Pirates Eat rocks and s**t gunpowder

38. 'Cause they just Arrrrrhhhhhh

39. YAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!! Batton the hatches!

40. they travel the world (not just asia)

41. Y'aarrgh 'cause they'll shiver your timbers

42. Pirates get more booty...

43. pirates dont waste time jumping around like a tard

45. Because pirates kick a**, all ninjas do is jump around until someone shoots them

46. They would rape and pillage a ninja's house, then make him walk the plank!

47. rum, treasure, skulls, wenches, planks, johnny depp

48. Pirates have better tans! johnny depp

49. Pirates have better costumes. johnny depp

50. FREAKIN Johnny depp COME ON!!!

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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 4:45 pm

1. ninjas can't get drunk they convert alcohol into pure fuel for flipping out and kill pirates

2.ninjas flip out and kill things

3. ninjas don't need weapons to kill

4. a ninja who gets his leg cut off takes the legs and beats the enemy to death with it

5. ninjas don't need guns

6. ninjas can kill people with the jolly roger logo alone

7. ninjas don't need songs for awesomeness

8. they flipped out and killed the creator of this list because he knew about ninjas

9. clinjas

10. they only bow to sean connery

Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:45 am

Well, uh..

1. Pirates get to uhh, BE cool!
2.

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:56 pm

Ninjas are crazy so no one messes with them

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