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 Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:31 pm
 Ort is a village in which many homeless people live. It is full of wineries and wonderful culinary houses that draws them for the scraps. This village was destroyed in The War Of The Gods but has been rebuilt. Very famous for it's entertainers.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:43 am
Liliha was out on the streets again. Her daily life. It was entertaining to say the least. Her Nightmare, Prism, stood quietly to the side. The only Nightmare who had been trained for entertainment purposes.
She pulled a small ballon elephant out of her hammerspace box and handed it to a little girl before pulling out a toy sword for a little boy. She put her box of hammerspace away before she looked to the adults. Glad that she could do adult humor.
"A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend. 'Well it worked for your a**'."
With the giggles and laughs from different people and some blank stares from those who didn't get it she continued, pacing while she thought.
"Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
When a few people doubled over in laughter she couldn't help but laugh herself.
"I guess you have heard of him..."
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:04 pm
Boe stopped bouncing when he hit the man-made rock formations outside the village of Ort. Shiva gave him a funny look but he couldn't see it given that the masked limited his sight as well a hid his face.
Keeping his arms crossed for most of his journey threw the town he gathered little signs of a incubus in the area and possibly the trasses of nightmares.
Shiva noticed a nightmare with a strange looking, to her, female human surrounded by a large crowd. Excited at the chance to make Boe smile she tugged hard at the closest ram's horn on his mask and lead to the crowd.
"Shiva stop it! your making a scene," her scolded her until he, too saw the great beast. He hadn't noticed before hand but he actually had no idea at all of what to do if he had found what he was looking for in the first place. Winging it, he joined the croud and listened to stories the youngh lady had to tell.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:31 am
Liliha was a bit surprised to see a fairy in Ort. It wasn't that big a deal but it was strnge to her. She continued anyway.
"Through a lot of study I've actually figured out how men think and what they really mean when they say something. I've got proof!
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
I think those are about as dirty as I can get considering there are kids around. I hope you guys had fun but I have to go."
She waved as she got out from the middle of the crowd, leading her nightmare away from the giggling people. She was a bit surprised to see a boy in a mask and a fairy by his side staring at her. She decided to go to the nearest place to get food. She hadn't eaten in a while.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:26 pm
Boe had given the woman, who was only 4 years older than himself, his full attention. Boe barly understood why someone would something they didn't mean so he laughed more at himself than her story.
Seeing her leave, he waited for the crowd to break uppart a bit before following her.
Shiva flew a head and hovered over her high enough to not alert her but still be seen by Boe. With this system it was almosst impossible for boe to lose her in a big crowd.
Setting his mind to the mission instead of the humans surrounding him, he walked straight with his hands at his sides.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:45 pm
Liliha stopped, knowing she was being watched. She jumped on Prism's back and let him trot along, looking around. She couldn't see anything but the boy with the mask who had been at her show. She stopped her nightmare and turned him to face the boy.
"Why are you following me? Did I do something wrong?"
She found her box and started to open it, ready for a fight.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 7:30 am
Boe smiled up at her sheepishly while rubbing the back of his head, "Acctually...no, but-." he cut himself off, finding that she couldn't see his smile anyway and that a need-to-know basis would be wisest when confronting an unfamilur person. "I was just wondering where you had aquired your nightmare. She's gorgous and Shiva can't teloport," he pointed to Shiva, just above her head.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 11:16 am
"HE was given to me. That's all I'll tell you unless you give me more information. I am careful who I talk to despite my open, cheerful personality."
She said sarcastically. She started trotting away to the bar she had began to head for. She jumped from Prism's back and walked inside. She walked to the bar and ordered her drink.
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:48 pm
"Some may call me a persistant b*****d," Boe had sneak in behind her continueing his investigation. Assuming that the old dragon hadn't ment a 'nightstalion' would be unwise.
"You don't have to give me a name...yet. Just tell me weather or not it was an incubus. Yes or no, simple, no need not to answer."
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:27 pm
Liliha looked at the boy, one eyebrow raised, thinking of what to respond. She didn't plan on just telling him. That would be to easy.
"He may have been and he might not have been. I'd probably remember better if I had a better spot of money."
She turned and leaned against the bar, taking a drink and making a face at the strong alchol that had been given to her.
"Besides, what else would be in it for me if I told you what you want to know? That would be to simple sweetheart and I don't work that way."
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:21 pm
"Please don't call me that," he asked pushing away the blush and heavy sweat she gave him. "Name your price so long as it's with in my reach."
Boe kept a firm hold on himself, he so desperatly wanted to leave. Shiva waited on the roof outside, pouting because she couldn't keep an eye on her master. She didn't like that young human girl.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 2:47 pm
Liliha smiled, knowing she had gotten what she wanted.
"Take me with you on whatever this quest thing is your doing."
She didn't want money. She could get that easily enough just entertaining in the streets. At least this way she would have something better to do then sit around all day.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 10:45 am
Boe froze up, mentally and physically. Whould the ancients he was questing for allow her, or him aswell, to acompany them for much longer?
even worse, would Shiva let her?
trusting himself to speak he took a deep breath and sighed his words in a swift jumble,"Done. we leave in two days, but watch your back, Shiva doesn't take well to females." Changing the subjuct, "Now was he or was he not an incubus?"
His tone was harsher than he had wanted. Said and done he hoped that she wuldn't take offence and ask more of him on account and that he could better control his nerves in the future.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 5:49 pm
Liliha smiled and rolled her eyes, knowing he was getting annoyed. She pointed at him in a none threatening manner.
"Watch who your talking to hunny. I bite. Yes. He was an incubus. If I remember correctly his name was Shu but I may be mistaken."
She took another drink and giggled.
"I'm not afraid of your pixie. If she ends up getting lost in my hammerspace box she won't be comming back out. So tell her to watch herself."
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:35 am
Boe resisted the urge to demand that she tell him where "Shu" had gone but with two days to spare maybe he could weisil it out of her later. "Alrighty then. Would the streets be prefurable to a motel or do you want to give me the grand tour?"
Boe mentaly kicked himself for his loose tone when she had insisted on pet-names.
"Um, if I were to tell you my name would it stop the whole sweetheart-hunny thing?"
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