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 Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:50 am
http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtmlUltra-condensed classics. Ohyes. Bask in the glory, my children. Bask. Also, would like to see you try to write one of these babies. Seriously - if you feel so inclined, pick a book, compress it in this style, and show it off in this here thread. PS - If you haven't read ANY of the books displayed at the above link... fix it. Now.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:31 am
jestingly.yours http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml Ultra-condensed classics. Ohyes. Bask in the glory, my children. Bask. Also, would like to see you try to write one of these babies. Seriously - if you feel so inclined, pick a book, compress it in this style, and show it off in this here thread. PS - If you haven't read ANY of the books displayed at the above link... fix it. Now. Spiffy. This one's hysterical... Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah, humbug. You'll work thirty-eight hours on Christmas Day, keep the heat at five degrees, and like it. Ghost of Jacob Marley: Ebenezer Scrooge, three ghosts of Christmas will come and tell you you're mean. Three Ghosts of Christmas: You're mean. Ebenezer Scrooge: At last, I have seen the light. Let's dance in the streets. Have some money. ~FIN~
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:36 am
xd My favorite is probably The Taming of the Shrew. Spit. Hiss.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:46 am
jestingly.yours xd My favorite is probably The Taming of the Shrew. Spit. Hiss. *reads* Oh, that's great. xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:49 am
Which books have you read, from there?
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:50 am
jestingly.yours Which books have you read, from there? Quite a few... I liked "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" xd It was slightly different from the book.... "Lobotomy time for you, mister." evil
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:54 am
I have to go and do some work. I'll return in prehaps an hour. heart
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:56 am
rofl Some of my favorite books are on there. Such as The Metamorphosis... "Holy crap, I'm a vermin thingie!" eek
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:57 am
Okies, have fun! *waves handkerchief*
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:36 pm
rofl rofl
Don Quixote soo true!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:40 pm
Wait. I changed my mind. Ethan Frome is better. Quote: Narrator I met a man named Ethan Frome. His life sucked. THE END
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:19 pm
Check out Frankenstein. whee
"Inexplicably, I have become suicidal." (jumps out a window)
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:03 pm
Ahem.
Metamorphoses, by ovid:
The Gods hate hubris.
Various mortals:
we pwns you hard core.
Gods:
kill/torture/change form.
Mortals:
crap.
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