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 Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:55 pm
Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women
* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.
* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:40 pm
sweatdrop My uncle A.F., and I think... He'd be saying "true, true, true," but at the end... "That's bad." *laughs*
Very funny. At least I think it was.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:42 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:47 pm
That's funny! I like how it's also using well, mettaphors. But in any case, it's true.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:21 pm
That's great, I have to show my husband! lol
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:12 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:33 am
Look who’s laughing now that you’ve wasted,
How many years and you’ve barely even tasted, Hahah. Nice. Anything remotely close to everything you’ve boasted about.
Look who’s crying now.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:46 pm
They're funny, though I've read them before already.
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:57 pm
Oh that is great. . . And its frightening how true it is!! If I could show this to my dad I would.
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