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Hi! Welcome to GIB Burger, home of the GIB Burger. Can I take your order?
Staff, dude.
Yeata Zi Doctor PH34R to you, punk
[ . kafkaesque . ] Section 13 Ninja
Black_Lab Section 13 Cronie
Nite Lewis Section 13 Kitty of Doom
GuardianAmyResident Mad Scientist
Navlys Demon
Justice isnt blind animal mutations
Special ists
Korrigan Venare- Marketing Subliminal Messages Coordinator
M.D.- Health Inspector Anatomy specialist/ doctor
Red October Archangel- Toys Lady with lots o' weapons.
Menu
GiB Burgers
GiB Burger
Junior GiB Burger
GiB and Bacon CheeseBurger
GiB Burger of questionable origin
Expiremental Chemical Burger
Chicken Burger
Baby Ostrich Burger
Non-Burger GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Zi Fingers
Salad
Sides
GiB Fries
GiB Curly Fries
GiB Hush Puppies
GiB Onion Rings
Drinks S-M-L-XL
GiB Burger Shake (Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawbery, and Mystery flavor)
LAWLS
Zurg
RedBino
Baby Oil
NeuralizingSoda
LAWLSenergy Smoothie
Little Agent's Meal
GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Salad
*All little Agent's meals come with fries, a small drink, and a newly tested toy.
If you want to request a new menu item, we would be happy to oblige.
GiB Burgers
GiB Burger
Junior GiB Burger
GiB and Bacon CheeseBurger
GiB Burger of questionable origin
Expiremental Chemical Burger
Chicken Burger
Baby Ostrich Burger
Non-Burger GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Zi Fingers
Salad
Sides
GiB Fries
GiB Curly Fries
GiB Hush Puppies
GiB Onion Rings
Drinks S-M-L-XL
GiB Burger Shake (Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawbery, and Mystery flavor)
LAWLS
Zurg
RedBino
Baby Oil
NeuralizingSoda
LAWLSenergy Smoothie
Little Agent's Meal
GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Salad
*All little Agent's meals come with fries, a small drink, and a newly tested toy.
If you want to request a new menu item, we would be happy to oblige.
You want fries with that, dude?
So, you've stumbled into Section 13, and you've gotten past my very clever Security system. You must be a genius.
So, welcome to Section 13. To your left, you'll see our expiremental lab, and to your right-- Well, I dunno what really goes on in there. Three doors down to the right is the bathroom. Be careful, 4 doors down is the Terminator.... read on
This Month's Little Agent Meal Toy
The highly expirememntal GiB Ray-Gun for little Agents comes in Blue, Pink, and Green! Now your little tikes can help save the world just like the Gaians in Black do everyday! Good luck little agents!.... Well.... You have to give the kids what they like.
I ask that you keep the GIB Burger thing going. We don't wanna blow Section 13's cover! (so write in white all wonder Section 13 stuff)
Dude? You gonna order or what?
GIB BURGER HALL OF FAME JUNK!
Red October Archangel
PARENTS QUESTION WMDS IN GIB BURGER KID'S MEALS
Gaia Channel Six News
Section 13 of the Gaians in Black has come under fire from parent's organizations over the prizes being included in its kid's meals at its restaurant locations. Still under scrutiny for its questionable food preparation techniques, Section 13, colloquially known as "GIB Burger," is now being criticized for including fully operational mobile suits and beam weapon systems as part of its "Little Agents" children's menu. Having recently signed several agreements with various military organizations (including, but not limited to, the Principality of Zeon, the Earth Federation Forces, the Anti-Earth Union Group, the Organization of the Zodiac, the Earth Alliance, the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty, and the Orb Union) to issue GIB-themed mobile suits to able-bodied youngsters, GIB Burger has raised the prices of its Little Agents' Meals to meet the costs of these armed and dangerous pack-ins.
Many parents are furious. "I used to come to GIB Burger with my kids so I could get some fast food and a cheap toy to distract them for half an hour. Now, I'm shelling out upwards of half a million gold daily just for those thirty minutes. It pisses me off, but my children are now addicted to their food, so I have no choice in the matter. I had to sell an Angelic Halo just to pay for today's Little Agents' Meal."
Online petitions supporting a boycott of the new program have been somewhat successful. As a result, GIB Burger is now offering "classic" Little Agents' Meals with a toy mobile suit priced similarly to what previous toys had in the past; the standard Little Agents' Meal, replete with giant robot, is still available as a menu item.
In a related story, a ten-year-old boy was recently arrested for firing a buster rifle at the Durem clock tower, resulting in the deaths of approximately 100 Gaians. Further details are available in tomorrow's edition.
Gaia Channel Six News
Section 13 of the Gaians in Black has come under fire from parent's organizations over the prizes being included in its kid's meals at its restaurant locations. Still under scrutiny for its questionable food preparation techniques, Section 13, colloquially known as "GIB Burger," is now being criticized for including fully operational mobile suits and beam weapon systems as part of its "Little Agents" children's menu. Having recently signed several agreements with various military organizations (including, but not limited to, the Principality of Zeon, the Earth Federation Forces, the Anti-Earth Union Group, the Organization of the Zodiac, the Earth Alliance, the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty, and the Orb Union) to issue GIB-themed mobile suits to able-bodied youngsters, GIB Burger has raised the prices of its Little Agents' Meals to meet the costs of these armed and dangerous pack-ins.
Many parents are furious. "I used to come to GIB Burger with my kids so I could get some fast food and a cheap toy to distract them for half an hour. Now, I'm shelling out upwards of half a million gold daily just for those thirty minutes. It pisses me off, but my children are now addicted to their food, so I have no choice in the matter. I had to sell an Angelic Halo just to pay for today's Little Agents' Meal."
Online petitions supporting a boycott of the new program have been somewhat successful. As a result, GIB Burger is now offering "classic" Little Agents' Meals with a toy mobile suit priced similarly to what previous toys had in the past; the standard Little Agents' Meal, replete with giant robot, is still available as a menu item.
In a related story, a ten-year-old boy was recently arrested for firing a buster rifle at the Durem clock tower, resulting in the deaths of approximately 100 Gaians. Further details are available in tomorrow's edition.
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