I was bored when I made this, if anyone wants to add on feel free
No longer allowed to take the Hokages pointy hat.
No longer allowed to keep a shinobi waiting for something
No longer allowed to ‘borrow’ Kakashi’s Icha Icha, no matter how much I already know and that I have special editions pre-ordered.
No longer allowed to dye Naruto’s clothes pink or neon yellow.
No longer allowed to follow Jiraiya around during his ‘research’
No longer allowed to cosplay as Orochimaru, no matter how good at it I am.
No longer allowed to do ‘research’ of my own on Kakashi and Iruka.
No longer allowed to stalk said Jounin and Chuunin
No longer allowed to call Sasuke ‘Emo-man’, and Naruto his Sidekick, ‘Ramen’ the boy wonder. No matter how gay with each other I think they and Batman and Robin are.
No longer allowed to pet Neji’s hair.
No longer allowed to carry a camera near the Academy, training grounds, Ichiraku, the Onsen, and Iruka’s apartment.
No longer allowed to show Sasuke photos of his dead family
No longer allowed near Tsunades pig TonTon(?)
No longer allowed to tell people if they join the Akatsuki, they get free donuts with every Assassination (this was in a ‘Know Your Stars’ Naruto fic, by EcoliandDahChihuahua I do not own it)
No longer allowed to tell people Iruka actually uses spray on tanning.
No longer allowed to tell Sasuke fangirls he’s my b***h
No longer allowed to tell people I made Icha Icha
No longer allowed to replace the academy safety weapons with real weapons
No longer allowed to slip Shikamaru energy drinks, no matter how beneficial this would be for all of Konoha
No longer allowed to sing ‘Fighting Dreamers’ (that’s to you, Shinigami Fear-san) on a mission or during training.
No longer allowed to run around town dressed as an ANBU when I’m only a Chuunin.
No longer allowed to take Gaaras teddy bear
No longer allowed to use Nejis fate speech when I see a flock of birds
No longer allowed to use Itachi’s nail polish
No longer allowed to buy Razors for Sasuke for his birthday and Christmas
No longer allowed to Switch headbands whenever I am in that villages enemy territory
No longer allowed to keep my different villages headband collection
No longer allowed to make whooping calls every time Kakashi attempts to grab Irukas a**
No longer allowed to show my fake photos of Sasuke in drag to his fangirls.
No longer allowed to tie Chouji up and make him watch me eat a plate of Barbecue.
No longer allowed to hide Asumas cigarettes
No longer allowed to tell people Gai actually puts white paint on his teeth (from another Know your Stars fic by Sasukes-girl0
cool No longer allowed to tell people the YuGiOh card Elemental Hero Neos, is actually Iruka working at a part time job. (hehe, too much YGO GX for me)
No longer allowed to sell my unofficial DVD ‘Ninjas Behaving Badly’ which features all the male shinobi doing XXX rated activity.
No longer allowed to reenact Might Guy and Rock Lees youth speeches or dramatic sunsets
No longer allowed to make the book ‘Language of Gai’, no matter how many demands I get.
No longer allowed near the Akatsuki compound
No longer allowed to help Naruto in anything he plans.
No longer allowed to sell pictures of Sasuke in his daily life to the fangirls
No longer allowed to show people the commercial Neji did for Pantene
No longer allowed to post something like this.
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