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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:34 pm
Today I was clicking around....
And saw a fun fact:
"Vending machines are actually more deadly than sharks".
What I want to know is....how you can get killed by a vending machine, besides it falling on you and killing you (which is what they meant).
Yes, this was random.
So, I made a list of ways you could get killed by them:
Electricution
Sticking your hand up the chut, getting it stuck, and eventually ripping it out, causing major blood loss, if possible
The soda/snacks suddenly shooting out at you
They steal your money! -Marly-chan
THEY EAT YOU! - Vlad D. Tepes ( rofl )
Surprise attacks....- Insomnesiac
"Someone dropping one onto an unsuspecting bystander from a plane. Crunchy." - Bullet Rift
"Well, the machines supply a demonically tasty snack food called "chips", which, if you eeat enough, will increase you body fat so much, that you die from a sour-cream-cheddar-barbeque flavored heart attack." - `Kashi
"Well... if the refrigeration unit fails, and the soda/machine heats up, then gets bumped or something causing the soda to blow up... and that many sodas going off at once... >_>
or the soda could short circuit something, causing it to burst into flames, burning the victim to death... o_o
n_n" - Sibeiko
"Giving you the wrong snack, which you happen to be allergic to." - FortenraAskasa
"THOSE COILS CAN STAB PEOPLE. @_@" - [Q]
"Also, what if there was a snake or something in there? Would that make it deadly? XD" - `Aine Chievious
"And....what if the Sniper/CK were hidden inside a vending machine?" - `Aine Chievious
Wow. I'm feeling a bit morbid today, huh? sweatdrop
Yes, I felt this needed a topic. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:38 pm
i actually don't know cause i hate vending machines, you'll never know what it'll do to your last change XD
i was laughing at the last part rofl
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:46 pm
Vending machienes eat your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:48 pm
Marly-chan Vending machienes eat your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: And they eat you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE ALL TEH FATSOS KEPT USING THEM ANT GOT HEART ATTACKS BECAUSE OF IT. surprised
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:48 pm
Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:48 pm
*adds two more to the list* Yes, I'm adding to the list. xd
I'm actually kind of giggling right now. XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:49 pm
Insomnesiac Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:50 pm
I actually saw someone trick the vending machine before. They hit the return money button at the excapt second that they hit the button for what candy they wanted. They got the candy and the money back. surprised
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:51 pm
angelchii Insomnesiac Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks. Ello angelchii, how have you been? ^^
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:51 pm
Vlad D. Tepes Marly-chan Vending machienes eat your money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: And they eat you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE ALL TEH FATSOS KEPT USING THEM ANT GOT HEART ATTACKS BECAUSE OF IT. surprised Okay...Vending machienes aren't quite that evil, to be eating someone.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:54 pm
Someone dropping one onto an unsuspecting bystander from a plane. Crunchy.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:54 pm
Insomnesiac angelchii Insomnesiac Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks. Ello angelchii, how have you been? ^^
marly- oh they're evil D:
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:56 pm
.+:{ }:+.
But its true. The government just hides it. They work with Hershey. And Wonka is real and also works for the government.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:57 pm
angelchii Insomnesiac angelchii Insomnesiac Well all those surprise attacks from vending machines can be quite deadly. eek They happen much more often than those random samurai attacks. Ello angelchii, how have you been? ^^
marly- oh they're evil D:Good here. @Marly: They can be quite evil, there are many unreported incidents of vending machine attacks. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:01 pm
C. Brothers... I already knew that, did you know that more people die from COCONUTS falling on their heads than shark attacks.
The soda/snacks suddenly shooting out at you
^ That pne was so old but I read it and pictured it perfectly, now my eyes are watery from laughther, oh you guys should see me right now. XD
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