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 Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:55 pm
Hey yo! Dudes and duddette! here the game youll like to play! Just fill out blank said on title! Originated from line "Luke, I am your father"
ex.
Vader: Luke, I am your enemy
Luke: Um.... Duh?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:44 am
Vader: Luke, I am your lawyer, and when you talk to me, itll be $1000 each word.
Luke: .....WHAT???
Vader: I am not obliged to repeat myself
Luke:........*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Vader:For long word, I charge $50 ea letter, are you done?
Luke:.... yes.....
Vader: ah, add another $1000 charge on your bill, have a good day
Luke: *look at bill* *fainted*
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:33 pm
/It's just a phase/
Vader: Luke, I am your dentist.
Luke: *gasps* So it was YOU who gave me the root canal!
Vader: Yes, and you were a bad little boy. That's why you didn't get a balloon.
Luke: And for that, YOU SHALL PERISH!
Vader: I thought you were supposed to be good. *sigh* Skywalker, you can't take out your anger on me. It's wrong.
Luke: I was traumatized after that incident! I have every right to punish you.
Vader: It's not my fault you're intolerant to pain.
Luke: Yes it is!
Vader: Prove it.
Luke: It is your fault because I AM YOUR SON!
Vader: *gasp* Really?
(Oh, and the actual line isn't really "Luke, I am your father". He says the two parts at different times. [/starwarsgeek])
/It's got to pass/
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:11 pm
.eyes.unclouded. /It's just a phase/
Vader: Luke, I am your dentist.
Luke: *gasps* So it was YOU who gave me the root canal!
Vader: Yes, and you were a bad little boy. That's why you didn't get a balloon.
Luke: And for that, YOU SHALL PERISH!
Vader: I thought you were supposed to be good. *sigh* Skywalker, you can't take out your anger on me. It's wrong.
Luke: I was traumatized after that incident! I have every right to punish you.
Vader: It's not my fault you're intolerant to pain.
Luke: Yes it is!
Vader: Prove it.
Luke: It is your fault because I AM YOUR SON!
Vader: *gasp* Really?
(Oh, and the actual line isn't really "Luke, I am your father". He says the two parts at different times. [/starwarsgeek])
/It's got to pass/
Lol good joke <3 (oh thank for the reminder, not much of starwar dude myself <3) Vader: Luke. I am your mother's sister's brother's 2nd cousin's father's mother's grandfather's bestfriend's exgirlfriend's son's roomate's dentist's boss Luke: So what make us? Vader: Absolutely nothing! (Got that from 'Spaceballs' <3)
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:24 am
Here is mine and mine alone
Vader: Luke i am ur proctologist
Luke: Noooooooooooooooo wait why do i need u u over paid a**
Vader: It is not u that needs i its i that needs u
Luke: o_0 im confused
Vader: me to hey u like italian
Luke: sure i do
Vader: great i know a lovely place just past tatooine
Luke: sounds delicious
*along the way they sing bad reincarnations of un heard songs written by elmo lalalalalala star wars world bang then i shot them both hey im the narrator i cant be in it oohhh well lalalalalalalalalalalalala wait no im doing it shots myself ur welcome the pain o_0*
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:33 pm
Darth: "Luke, I am your parfait."
Luke: "o_O"
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:17 pm
DV:Luke I am your...SPLEEN TESTER exclaim YES.
L:WTF??? xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:55 pm
Vader: Luke, I am your mother.
Luke: What the f@$K? I thought you were a guy.
Vader: No, I'm gender confused.
Luke: How can you be gender confused? Either you have a p***s or you have boobs.
Vader:...
Luke: Well, which are you?
Vader: What if I have both...
Luke: ...
Vader: I also don't know who helped me bring you into this world, if anyone else did.
Luke: ...gross, I could be an exact copy of you.
Vader: So you could be both a boy and girl.
Luke: I don't have boobs! *Gropes his own chest* Err, maybe I do, but they're muscles!
Vader:*looks at Luke oddly* You're too skinny for that. Don't worry, you're just starting puperty.
Luke: *glares*
I seriously had no idea where I was going with this.
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:37 pm
Vader: Luke...I am your Pants
Luke: O.o wtf mate?
Vader:...oh wait..typo! Luke...I am your pants theif!
Luke: NOOOOOO!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:56 pm
Darth: "Luke, I am your father's...lawn-mower!"
Luke: "o_O; wtf, we have a lawn!?!?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:15 pm
Darth: Luke, I am your prom date.
Luke: OH DELILA NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN! IT'LL BE DIFFERENT! I PROMISE!
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:48 pm
DV: Luke, I'm your.....gay lover!
Luke: *cries* I'm not gay! I love my sister!
DV: o.0 you believe in incest?
Luke: *still crying* It's better than f***ing a guy who could be my father.
DV: what if I told you...that could be true.
Luke: *sniff sniff* How?
DV: well, you see *moves closer* it's quite easy *slips his pants off*
Luke: WOW! what are you doing? *slap* I was asking how you could be my FATHER!
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:37 pm
Dv: Luke, I am your homie.
Luke: ...?
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