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just post some of your funny jokes or pics on here.

um......wtf?? that was weird.....

that cat pic was kinda freaky if you ask me.... lmao. xd

that cat pick was SO WRONG.... but i cant stop looking at it xp xd

that was scary...
heres a joke

Yo mama so fat...
Naruto doesn't even beleive it!

heres a joke that i heard the other day. enjoy!!

there was an elderly couple and they wanted to get a gaurd dog. so one day the wife went to a pet shop and asked the manager if they had any guard dogs. sadly, they didnt have any. but they did have a dauchsand (SP?) that knew karate. the woman didnt believe it, so the manager said to the dog, "karate that chair!" the dog went over to it and kicked it, making it go into a million pieces. the manager then told the dog "karate that table!" the dog karate'd the table and it split into two. so the woman bought the dog and brought it home. the husband had been expecting a big dog and was surprised to see the weiner dog in his wife'e arm. when she said that he knew karater, the husband replied, "karate my butt!!!" from that day on the husband has spent his days in the intensive care unit at the hospital.

hey i thought is was funny. lol. XD

i got one! it's a blonde joke though, so if you are a blonde, i'm sorry if your offended.....

once their was a boy who was dating a blonde girl. he was sitting at home one day, not really doing anything in particular, when all of a sudden his cellphone rang. it was his girlfriend.

"hello?" he answered it.

"he-hello" the girl said. she sounded very upset.

"whats wrong?" the boy asked her.

"i got th-this new pu-puzzle today,, but i cant get any of the pieces to fit together!!!" crying

"it's okay, that's nothing to get all upset about. i'll tell you what, i'm not doing anything today so i'll come over and help you put it together."

"o-oka-ay" she said still sniffling a bit.

so the boy hung up and rushed right over to her house and rang the doorbell.

"hi," he said when she answered the door, "so where's the puzzle you need help with?"

"it's on the table i the kitchen..." she said. he took her hands.

"okay, let's go. we can figure it out together."

so they walked to the kitchen together.

"what sort of puzzle is it anyway?" he asked.

"the box shows a picture of a tiger," she said.

they both stepped into the kitchen and the boy walked up to the table. he looked at the box, with it's contents strewn all over the counter and some on the floor.

then he turned back to the girl and said, "i'm sorry, but it's impossible for any of these pieces to fit together."

the girl started bawling again. crying gonk cry

"it's okay," the boy said as he led the girl over to a chair and sat her down. "you're very tired and frustrated now. you just need to calm down, maybe i could make you some coffee. and then-" he took a breath.


"- and then we'll put the frosted flakes back in the box."

sweatdrop i know. i think it's a little mean though since i know some people who are blonde. they get offended....